Nothing is mine!

Well we left off with.........

Minerva's mouth was hanging open in shock. All thought of retaliation and biting comments having left her head as she processed his words. She then promptly burst into tears and after a few struggling minutes waddled into the bathroom slamming the door behind her.


Ch2: Oh Shit!

Severus stood with his head against the door listening to his former professor cry her eyes out. After he thought about his words he felt really horrible about it and knew Albus was going to kill him for getting her so upset.

"Minerva!"

No answer.

"Professor McGonagall," he tried again.

"What is it?" she choked from behind the door.

"Professor I'm really sorry about what I said. I didn't mean it…that's just the way I am. The snarky greasy Potions bat," Severus said hoping making fun of himself would lighten the mood.

"But you're right I am hard to please," she sobbed.

"That's probably why the students always try harder and do better in your class," Severus replied.

"And why they hate me?"

"They don't hate you Minerva. Even some of the Slytherins prefer you over me. You're a great teacher and I'm sure Albus would say you're an excellent wife," he replied.

"Really?" she asked opening the door a crack.

"Well I don't know but …yes. You should see the way he looks at you…i-it's sickening," Severus said.

Minerva laughed and opened the door more before doubling over in pain.

"Minerva…"

He put a hand on her arm and his eyes nearly bugged out of his head when he saw the puddle pooled around her feet.

"Oh shit!"