Twins!
As Carmelita and Sly's marriage began to sink in to the gang's steel-hard craniums, everyone groaned at the sight of wedding rings flashing or the newly-weds kissing. This became annoying, and wishing to whip up some "alone-time" with his new lady, Sly rented out an apartment in Paris proper, for two reasons:
Uno. One more person in the traincar-hideout would be unbearable with 7 occupants already.
Dos. He wanted to be alone with his Carmelita.
Anyway, the apartment had four rooms, the Bedroom, with a king-sized bed, the Den, with TV and sofa, Bathroom, a toilet, tub, and sink, and the kitchen, with sink, oven, stove, fridge, microwave, dishwasher, and table. And rent was only €800 a month. Well, after three months of seclusion, the couple found out they were going to be parents!
"Wow!" Sly wondered aloud, "I never thought I would ever be a real father."
"Neither I a mother," Carmelita returned.
Let's check on them in 9 months.
9 MONTHS LATER!
"Push! Carmelita, you've got to push!" Sly yelled.
"Pushing!" Carmelita screamed back.
But boy, did she push! Suddenly, there was an outburst of crying at Carmelita's knees.
But then, another voice! Twins! How exciting!
"Two?" Sly said, puzzled. "The Doctor never said there would be two!"
"Guess it was unexpected! I'll go get another bassinet!" the nurse said, already beginning to run down the hall.
Fifteen minutes later, Bentley, Murray, and Troji were allowed in, and "introductions" began.
"This, everyone," Sly announced, holding up a baby raccoon, "Is my adorable raccoon daughter, Paisley Herinette Cooper."
Sly handed Paisley over to Bentley. Bentley, never being the strong one (he skipped gym at the orphanage) passed Paisley to Murray, who gladly held her.
"And this," Carmelita said, holding a baby fox, "Is my cute little son, a fox, Chase Phillip Cooper!"
She handed the infant over to Troji.
And the new family enjoyed the rest of the day!
TO BE CONTINUED! BWAHAHA (jk)