"Captain's log," Jim spoke, tossing the microphone from hand to hand as he swung his legs back and forth in his captain's chair.

Immediately, every crew member on the bridge perked up at the sound of the words, and looked over, interested to see what Jim would say this time.

"We are circling around the... What galaxy are we in, Lieutenant Uhura?"

Uhura rolled her eyes, and replied, "You've got to be kidding m-"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm just joking. Keep your shirt on," Jim interrupted. "Anyway, we're not on a mission right now. So I figured it'd be a good time to continue Operation GISP."

"GISP, sir?" questioned Sulu nervously.

"Get Into Spock's Pants. An operation, that, so far, is going unsuccessfully." Jim frowned.

Bones, who had just walked out of the elevator, said with a disgruntled expression, "Wait... you were serious about that?"

"Yeah, totally," Jim said, spinning around in his chair to face the Chief Medical Officer.

Bones said with some amusement in his voice, "So what's your next reason?"

"Ahh," Kirk replied with a smile. "It's a pretty good one." He pressed a small button on his communicator that would page his First Officer, and then spoke. "Mr. Spock, would you come to the bridge please?"

Spock's voice came through the small machine. "Why are you addressing me in that particular tone of voice? Have you been incapacitated or otherwise harmed in some way, Captain?"

Jim smiled, and then pouted a little as he said his next sentence. "No... I just miss you."

Bones could not restrain a chuckle.

"Captain, your behaviour is completely unprofessional," Spock's voice replied. "Do you truly require my services, or are you merely requesting my company for foolish reasons?"

Jim cleared his throat, and said in a serious voice, "Spock, as your captain I command you to come to the bridge at once."

Immediately Spock replied, "Affirmative, Captain. On my way."

In a matter of minutes, Spock was stepping through the doors and onto the bridge. "What's happening?"

Jim smirked. "Foolish things."

Spock drew himself up to his full height, and said irritatedly, "Captain, I will not be subject to your useless games."

"Has anyone ever told you you're sexy when you're angry?"

The Vulcan replied with a total pokerface, "No."

Jim rolled his eyes, and then said, "Anyway, that's reason number two. You're hot. And not just when you're angry, you're always hot."

If Jim hadn't known better, he could have sworn that a light green tinge appeared on Spock's pale cheeks at this, setting off the color in his eyes and showing how truly touched he was by the compliment he'd just received from his awesome captai-

"You're going to have to do better than that," Spock said, unfazed as ever.

The smirk returned to Jim's lips, and he replied without hesitating, "Oh, don't worry. I will."

Spock turned around, ending the conversation by walking off the bridge.

Jim focused back on his ship, and heard Bones, who was by this point struggling to hold in what looked like a fit of laughter.

"Calm down, Bones, or I swear to God I will give you a hypo," Jim said casually, turning back to face the front of the ship. He was already planning out another idea.

A/N: Thanks for the review, Anon. :D Thanks for reading, everyone who didn't review! I'll post the next chapter soon-ish. Happy holidays!