Yay, second chapter. I don't own HP, yadda yadda yadda. Let's get this show on the road!

"Hello, ladies. You must be here about the dog."

Sprout smiled and set down the papers she had been looking at on her desk. She folded her hands and looked at all of us one by one, ending with me. "As you all are aware, the pets allowed here at Hogwarts presently are the owl, cat, rat and toad. No were in that list is there mention of a dog and I know you girls can read so don't play the dumb card with me."

Drat. How did she know?

"This infraction of the rules was brought to my attention by the other Miss Abbott and I responded right away." She continued, calmly. I stepped forward and my friends followed suit. She raised an eyebrow at us.

"Where is he, Madame Sprout?" I demanded. She responded that it didn't matter and was, I was sure, about to issue a detention for me when we all took another step toward her. She became nervous. "It would be best if you told us where he is… or someone else might get hurt."

"Someone else? What have you done? I'm calling for Dumbledoooooooore!" Having crawled under the desk without her noticing, Trinity had grabbed onto Madame Sprout's legs with her teeth and wrapped her arms around her knees, bringing her to the ground. We quickly went to work and had her tied up in the corner, a gardening glove jammed into her mouth. We all loomed over her, proud of the work we had done. We'd be expert hitmen in no time at this rate.

"I'll ask again, Madame Sprout. Where is the dog?" I crouched in front of her, trying to translate the muffled sounds she made through the glove. I shook my head. "No good. I can't understand her. Kendra? You're good with languages. Listen for me!"

Kendra stepped forward and listened to the Herbology teacher's answer. "She says he's being kept at Hagrid's!" Being the nice one, she thanked Sprout. I pointed to the door and struck a dramatic pose that Kayla rivaled with her own. Trinity won, however, with her Paul Bunyun lumberjack pose (it was rumored she really WAS Paul Bunyun, but we knew better than to ask her.)

"ONWARD. TO HAGRID'S!"

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The bell for the next class had rung by the time we reached the hut Hagrid lived in. We watched from behind a tree as he lead the third years to the animal pen for class. Rolling like secret agents we, slowly, made our way to the hut and while Tasha broke open the door and went in to investigate with Kendra, Trinity, Kayla and I searched the outside (Trin even braving the length to the animal pens and seeing if Snuffles was taken there.)

The small storage shed behind the house had another lock and just as I was about to call for Tasha's muscles, I noticed it was already unlocked. Slowly pulling it open, I found a motorcycle which I considered stealing but found that someone was already in the process of that. Pulling out my wand I cast lumos.

"OH! WHOA HEY. Oh… wait. It's just you. Hey, Kristen!" Sirius said, lowing the shovel he had armed himself with. He was no longer in dog form, but definitely smelled like one. He was about to say something more but was smothered by me and my breasts.

"Oh, Sirius-poo! I'm so happy I found you! I almost killed a teacher and might have murdered a student, but that doesn't matter anymore because you're safe!" I said, and although my nose said to get twenty feet away from him and sanitize my entire body, my heart said to hold on tighter.

Kayla peeked in at that moment. "I'll give you guys a few minutes alone…" she smiled mischievously and closed the door while Sirius yelled for her to help him. Why did he fight my love so much?

I emerged from the storage shed, helping Sirius roll the bike out. After we said our goodbyes, which happened all too fast for my liking, everyone surrounded me with questions. The gist of it was if we had -ahem- you know.

"Ew, gross. No. He hasn't brushed his teeth is over fifteen years. Get your minds out of the gutter!" I said, waking back toward the castle with everyone trailing after me. Kayla said, "But I like it in the gutter. It's so nice." which sent us into giggles until, as we reached the castle doors, we were greeted by Sprout, who was not alone. Our giggles stopped (except for Kayla, who was probably in the gutter with Snape right about now…)

Dumbledore, Snape and Flitwick stood by Madame Sprout, who must have already told them about the events in the greenhouse. She pointed a finger at me. "That one! She's the ringleader of those little hooligans!" I should have been worried, but seeing Dumbledore then made me remember the Prophet that morning and the scandalous photo. Trinity must have, too and we tried out best to avoid looking at each other.

"You five are in serious trouble. Threatening a professor and breaking school rules, not to mention skipping class…" Dumbledore, thankfully wearing all of his clothes, was very serious and went on about the numerous rules we had broken and the punishment we would receive.

Tasha pushed past me and stood between the teachers and us. Oh no.

"Listen. You're all going to let this slide and you wanna know why? I will sit on your faces. I am bleeding from my vagina and it is NOT pretty. Do you want that? No. I didn't think so." Tasha threw up her hands in victory and pushed past Snape and Flitwick, who quickly jumped out of her way. Dumbledore was horrified and Sprout had fainted. We all hurried after her.

This year was going to be totally awesome.

Okaaaaaay… kind of short, but I wanted to just finish up that little plot. The rest of the chapters should just be one adventure each and shouldn't carry on into other chapters. They are going to be random and whatever I feel like writing that day. Be prepared.