But anyway, to the story.
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Galbatorix woke up with a cold sweat. He just had a horrible dream about a girl singing with mini magical metal thing dancing around like an idiot. Not just dancing. BREAKDANCING.
"That was the worst dream I've ever had!" Galbatorix exclaimed.
"Even worse than the dream you had about there not being anymore Miracle Whip left?" a random pizza guy asked.
"EVEN WORSE!" Galbatorix yelled.
The pizza guy screamed and jumped out the window. Galbatorix noticed that he forgot his pizza. "HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR PIZZA!" Galbatorix yelled.
The pizza guy climbed back into the window and got his pizza. "Thanks for reminding me!" he yelled and jumped out of window.
"How do they do it? They just jump out the window, and BOOM, nothing hurts them. That's why I always wanted to be a pizza guy." Galbatorix stated.
"Your ma...!" Durza yelled as he walked in.
Galbatorix screamed like a wussy girl and hid under his sheets.
"Goddamnit, you had one of those dreams where there isn't anymore Miracle Whip left, didn't you," Durza asked.
You see, Galbatorix went emo after he had nightmares. He was completely insane and crazy, but after awhile he would go back to being mean as a snake. Wait, snakes are wussies. How about socks? THEY ARE MEAN! The make themselves go mismatched and stuff. The bastards.
"I can't help it Durza! They keep on happening and happening...HEY! What in the hell are you doing in my room! I could be completely nekkid under these sheets!" Galbatorix shouted from his sheets. "...hey I guess I am. I thought I put clothes on last night, and I guess I didn't. Oh well."
Durza sat there with a look of terror on his face. It happened. Galbatorix truly did go insane. He stood there with that look for not two minutes, and three was too long. It was exactly TWO MINUTES AND 41 SECONDS. Then Durza ran away like a sissy girl.
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Since Salacia finished reading the book, she wanted to return it as soon as possible, or she'd totally forget about turning it back in. And that usually resulted in her paying several fines. So, Caprice and Salacia decided to go back to the library, and perhaps find another book to read.
"Salacia, you do realize something," Caprice said.
"What, that I am girl and not a boy?" Salacia answered.
Caprice's eye twitched. "No,"
"Then what?" Salacia questioned.
"It's fiction, which means it doesn't exist!" Caprice exclaimed.
"So," Salacia said. "Remember that time you said that gnomes didn't exist,"
"Salacia, that was a garden gnome," Caprice replied.
"Still! You said they didn't exist, and they do, somewhat!" Salacia tried to point out.
Caprice just shook her head, and opened the door for Salacia. Then she followed her into the library. This library, which was by their school, had been there for ages. No one knew exactly when it was built, and exactly how old the librarian was. Not like they wanted to know.
There were always rumors at school about people saying the librarian was an evil witch, and that she waited for people to get lost so she could eat them. Students always made up fake stories about how they got lost in the library, and they'd have odd things happen to them. Caprice tended to ignore the stuff she heard about the library. Now, Salacia, on the other hand, was mighty intrigued.
"Where's that damn book depository thing?" Salacia asked.
"That's odd, it's usually over here," Caprice said.
"God, I hate being in here, especially with Mrs. Cane-up-her-ass." Salacia commented.
"Shhhh, don't talk so loud," Caprice warned.
"Dude, she isn't here, lets just go back," Salacia said. "it's not like its due today."
"Yeah, but with your luck, you'll keep on forgetting to bring it until you finally have to pay for it," Caprice grinned.
"Well, my name's Caprice and I'm a..." Salacia mocked.
Suddenly, the heard something that of a bookcase falling down. The girls froze and looked at each other in awe. They stood there for not two minutes, and three was too long. It was exactly TWO MINUTES AND 41 SECONDS. Then they ran like tigers into the main part of the library.
(A/N: Okay, this part might not be funny if I don't explain this small tidbit. If you are an avid watcher of the Simpsons, like myself, you'll know there's this character named Moleman. He always gets ran over/stuck under something /hurt and whenever he needs help, people usually ignore him because they don't hear him or something. So just wanted to explain that.)
"Ahhh...help me!" the local guy who gets hurt yelled from the pile of newspapers that fell on him.
Then Salacia and Caprice skipped over to the pile.
"Gee, that's a bunch of newspapers," Salacia commented.
"Someone could get stuck under there," Caprice exclaimed.
"Oh well," Salacia said.
Then the girls skipped off into the other aisles of the library.
"Why doesn't anyone hear me?" the guy said. Then some wolves howled in the background. And not that fake howling sound, it was all real damnit.
The girls skipped through the aisles and all of the sudden they stopped.
"I have to go to the bathroom," Salacia said randomly. Then she walked away from Caprice to the nearby restroom door and read a sign aloud.
"Warning, don't go in this room. There's a magical portal inside. Oh shit, I shouldn't have told you that. Oh well, just don't go into the room," Salacia read.
"Ooooh, I wonder if I can get to Alagaësia through this portal," Salacia said with a pause. "That would be so cool and ironic at the same time."
Then Salacia picked up a random cat and threw into the portal.
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Durza was sitting in the bathtub trying to get the day's events out of his mind. Suddenly, a bright light appeared in front of him. Then the cat fell out of it, into Durza's hair. Then the cat ran out of the room at full speed.
"I'm going completely insane," Durza told himself.
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Salacia was sad when the cat didn't comeback. Then Caprice walked up to Salacia.
"Why have been standing out here for like 5 minutes?" Caprice asked.
Salacia pointed to the sign. After Caprice read it, she rolled her eyes.
"You actually believe the sign don't you?" Caprice asked.
"I put a cat through and it never came back!" Salacia replied.
"You are so full of it," Caprice said.
Caprice opened the door and turned around. Behind her was a magical portal. Salacia tried to tell her, but she kept on being interrupted.
"See, no magical portal, just a toil..." Caprice said before she was pulled into the portal.
Seeing that she didn't want to have to tell Caprice's parents what happened, she went in after her.
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Cliffhanger, sorta. Because you don't know where they could go possibly! Ahhh. Oh well, wait for the next chapter, which should be up next week. I will really try to update the story every Thursday.
Thanks to my reviewers, Jessi Brooke and Tiriko. I love reviews, so you guys get cookies. : gives cookies :
Until next time, see you later.