Dan Vs. Fangirls
Chapter 2: Revenge (Part 1)
"I'm telling you Chris, this pack of girls suddenly attacked me!"
"Dan, I really do find that VERY hard to believe." Chris replied while shoving strips of bacon into his mouth.
"Yeah Dan, Chris is right, I can't think of any reason you, of all people, would be attacked by women." Elise chimed in, a smirk on her face.
Dan looking rather angry (as always) yelled, "They were fangirls. They don't need a reason to attack a person!"
After a few minutes more of Chris and Elise teasing Dan with their usual skepticism, Chris agreed to help out while Elise headed out for another one of those 'technology conventions.'
"I'll call you later Elise!" Chris yelled out the car window as they drove towards Dan's apartment.
"Ok sweetie, love you. DAN DON'T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL!"
Don't worry Elise, I will. Thought Dan to himself. He didn't want to make Elise his enemy before they even got started carrying out his plan.
"So Dan, what's this 'brilliant' plan of yours?" Chris inquired.
"I sense that sarcasm!"
Chris sighed and rolling his eyes replied, "well they don't ever seem like good ideas."
"Fine then, what's your idea!" Dan asked, intently looking at Chris.
"Well, how about we just change all the locks on your apartment, and lock your windows?" Chris suggested.
"Are you crazy! That's ridiculous, there's no fire or crowbar involved. What made you think that was a good plan?" Dan ridiculed.
"You know Dan, we're NOT KILLING THEM!"
"Says you. What in the world made you think otherwise?"
"DAN!"
"Fine, no killing. But we have to use a crowbar for something."
"I can live with that as long as we're not beating someone with it." Chris said wearily, beginning to collapse under the pressure of Dan's constant complaining.
"Awwww you just want to kill all my fun don't you?" Dan whined.
Dan can be so adorable sometimes when he acts like a child. Chris thought. If Dan ever knew that he was thinking this right now he would be the target instead of the, so called, 'fangirls.'
Chapter 3:Revenge(Part 2)