This chapter's kinda hot. XD With the beeps that are in here while Axel talks, I have no idea what they mean, so don't ask. Seriously, I didn't ask my friend, and she didn't tell me. It's safe to assume it's dirty XD
"Your ankle's hurt. It really is my fault because if I didn't have stupid hair gel in my hair, you wouldn't have wanted to wash it out." Roxas said.
"Ah, Roxie...Heheheh.." Axel said, ruffling Roxas` hair. This made Roxas blush. "I should probably rest for a bit. You go ask about missions, okay?"
"Are you sure you'll be okay by yourself?" Roxas asked.
"Yeah, I'll be fine." Axel replied.
"I don't want to leave you by yourself." Roxas said.
"But you hate being bored...Go, I'll be fine." Axel said, smiling a bit.
"Alright..if you really think so, I guess.." Roxas said to walk out. He then bumped into Lexaeus. Lexaeus looked down at him, and he started with walk away with a harrumph. This made Roxas growl, which was something he had never done before.
"Inferior child..." Lexaeus said.
"Am not!" Roxas argued. This made Lexaeus hit him with his weird sword thingy. Roxas brought out the keyblade, and Lexaeus shook his head.
"No fighting, you two." Vexen said shaking his finger. "Tempers, tempers~"
"He started it!" Roxas shouted.
"Be that as it may, no need for this quarrel~" Vexen replied. This made Roxas pout.
Vexen stared. "No, none of that. Wretched boy." He waved them off and walked away.
"Why does everyone think I'm bad?" Roxas shouted.
"The keyblade..." Saix said-appearing out of nowhere like they all seem to do.
"Who cares about the stupid keyblade?" Roxas asked.
"We need it to collect hearts...So we can become whole, Roxas...We need you...And the others...They are...jealous." Saix said-very over-dramatically.
"They don't have to be mean to me every time I walk near them just because they're jealous over something like that." Roxas said.
"They seem to think the opposite, now don't they?"
"Yeah, I guess.."
"Prove them wrong." Saix said, staring at the moon.
"...Alright.." Roxas said. Dramatic as shit, he thought to himself. "I gotta go back to Axel now, I want to make sure he's alright." Roxas said, walking back to Axel.
Axel was in his room, trying to snap his ankle back into place.
"Axel! That could hurt you more than help!" Roxas shouted, stopping him.
"Huh? R-Roxas.." Axel said.
"You shouldn't do that, you could hurt yourself more, Axel. It's not good."
Axel smirked a bit, and ruffled Roxas` now deflated hair. "You're cute." he then snapped his ankle back into place and yelled.
"Axel! I told you not to do that!" Roxas shouted at Axel.
"S-Sorry...But now it can heal quicker, right?" the flaming red-head gave a shaky thumbs up.
"Axel, not you're hurt even more than you were before..what do I do now?"
"Chakracades. Bring them to me. We're going on a mission, whether Saix likes it or not." Axel said.
"No, Axel, you're too hurt to go on a mission, and we weren't given one anyway."
"We'll take Larxene's then!" Axel argued.
"Axel, please, you're hurt!" Axel then stood up and stumbled. Roxas quickly laid him back down on the bed.
"No!" He shouted.
"Oh, so you're large and in charge all of the sudden?" Roxas asked.
"While you're hurt, yes!"
This made Axel chuckle a bit. "Alright, alright. Now get off, Roxie." he said still laughing. Roxas got off. "Stay in bed."
"Alright, I will." Axel said, though it was obvious to Roxas that he was lying.
"You'll make me really sad if you get hurt again.." Roxas said.
"I know, I know...Geez, and I thought you were the kid." This made Roxas laugh a bit. "...Xemnas still hasn't returned with my clothes..."
Meanwhile, Xemnas was running around in the showers in circles, cloak sprawled across his face. "WHERE IS THE LIGHT?"
"I wonder what happened to him.." Roxas said.
"Go find out! I need my clothes..it's freezing in here." Axel said.
"I can't find the door! Zexion, aide me!" Xemnas shouted.
"Alright, I'll go find out." Roxas said. He walked to the showers. "Oh hell.."
Should I?, Zexion thought. "Alright," he said, taking the cloak of Xemnas` face.
Xemnas ruffled his hair to his awesome due before smirking at them. "Thank you, Zexion. Roxas, hello."
"How did that even happen?" Roxas asked.
"I'm not very coordinated..." Xemnas replied.
"Alright, well, Axel needs his clothes.." Roxas said.
"Right..." Xemnas said. He took the cloak from Zexion and gave it to Roxas. Roxas then walked back and gave Axel the cloak.
"Awesome! Thank, Roxie!" Axel said with a grin,
Roxas smiled. "You're welcome." Axel then hugged him in which Roxas blushed and hugged him back. Axel then smiled childishly.
"You're such a child. Why do people call me the kid when you act like a kid?" Roxas asked.
"Because you are a child." Axel said. His eyes then widened. "Oh my God...you're a child...and we...we..."
"We what?" Roxas asked.
"I'm a pedophile!" Axel shouted.
"Oh...About time he admitted it." Xigbar said.
"You're not a...what's a pedophile..?" Roxas asked.
"We were all waiting for it." Demyx said.
"A man who likes kids..." Axel replied.
"Let's get that cake out." Xigbar said.
"Well, there are a lot of men that like kids, if not why would any have kids with women?" Roxas asked.
"Alright!" Demyx shouted with a smile.
"I mean sexually!" Axel shouted.
Xigbar took the ice cream cake out of the freezer.
"Oh..well you're not a pedophile!" Roxas shouted, obviously in denial.
"Cake!" Demyx cheered.
"But I want to rip your bleep by bleeping and bleeping so bleep that I bleep in your bleep." Axel said.
Xigbar took the regular cake out.
Roxas` eyes widened.
"Give me the cake." Demyx said seriously.
Axel pulled Roxas close and kissed him.
"No." Xigbar said playfully.
Roxas wrapped his arms around him.
"PLEASE!" Demyx begged.
Axel put his hands on his waist.
"You can get a piece in a minute!" Xigbar shouted opening the door to Axel's room.
Roxas looked at the now opened door with a deer in headlights look.
"When he said pedophile, I thought he meant a straight one. Well, psh-as if!"
"Shut up!" Axel shouted, his face engulfed in a scarlet color. Roxas hid his face in his hands.
"Well, well, well~" Demyx said.
"Looks like Axel's flaming now!" Xigbar said in a bad pun.
Axel then proceeded to growl.
Demyx laughed a bit. "That's kinda funny." He said with a bad sense of humor.
"Did you want to do something other than tease Axel?" Roxas asked. He was no longer covering his face anymore.
"Actually, yes. Here's a pedo-cake." Xigbar said.
"Pedo-cake?" Roxas asked.
"Yup." Xigbar said. He held up a cake with pedobear on it.
"They make cakes specifically for pedophiles?" Roxas asked.
"THey're hard to get, but yes." Xigbar replied.
"That's...pedophilist!" Roxas shouted.
"Pedophilia is illegal, Roxie-boy." Xigbar said with a chuckle.
"It is? And don't call me that!" Roxas shouted.
"In fact it is, Roxie-boy." Xigbar said, ignoring Roxas` last remark.
"Why didn't anyone ever tell me about that? And what the hell did I say about calling me Roxie-boy?"
"Didn't think you liked Axel like that. We figured you'd go for the higher-ups." Xigbar replied.
"And why would I do that?" Roxas asked.
"Better treatment. How do you think Demyx is still alive?"
"That's gross.." Roxas said.
"HEY!" Demyx shouted.
Xigbar laughed. "As if!"
"Axel, how's your ankle feeling?" Roxas asked, ignoring Xigbar and Demyx now.
"It's fine.." Axel said.
"Are you sure? You're not in any pain are you?" Roxas asked.
"Just a little," Axel said.
"I don't like it when you feel pain. I think if you sleep you should feel better." Roxas said.
"But I'm not tired..." Axel said childishly.
"You should sleep anyway. Just try." Roxas said.
"Alright..." Axel said rolling over.
Roxas smiled a bit. Xigbar then handed Roxas a slice of cake.
"Cake!" Roxas smiled childishly and quickly ate it.
"Demyx stole the rest of it, so that's all you get." Xigbar said.
"Don't care, it was enough." Roxas replied.
"Okay."
"Hey..why are pedophiles illegal? I mean..what's so bad about them?" Roxas asked.
"...Sometimes...They rape little ones..." Xigbar said in a sudden serious mode. "As if-some are too young and die from ripping."
"Why would they do that? Why not find someone who's young, but likes them back?" Roxas asked.
"It's a dominance thing." Xigbar answered.
"That's stupid." Roxas said.
"I think so, too."
"I don't think Axel would ever do something like that. What would make him a pedophile anyway?" Roxas asked more.
"Well, liking a thirteen year old boy, for instance."
"Well...I don't think he's a pedophile. I mean...I'm a teenager now..so that's different than me being a little kid." Roxas said.
"But you're still a young'un." Xigbar said.
"I don't thik it matters. I really like him.." Roxas said.
"Mnh, okay. But don't go out into the human world and be all Lovey-Dovey. As if they won't notice."
"Why would anyone care? He has my consent to do whatever he wants, so it shouldn't matter. Right..?"
"I guess..."
"I don't know why other people care so much.." Roxas said.
"Children are supposed to be innocent." Xigbar said.
"I don't think it's possible for me to be innocent with being near all of you guys." Roxas said.
"Psh-As if!"
Roxas then began to laugh. "Well, I have a mission to get to-see ya 'round," Xigbar said, walking out.
Roxas then laid with Axel in the bed. Axel was fake snoring. Roxas laughed. "I know you're awake."
"Good!" Axel said, rolling over, then kissing Roxas` head.
"I-I love you.." Roxas whispered with a happy smile.
"Huh? Whassat?" Axel asked.
"Olive juice.." Roxas said quickly with a blush.
"I love olive juice!" Axel smirked.
Axel rolled onto Roxas. The thirteen-year-old then kissed him. Axel kissed back, deepening the kiss. Roxas then moaned a bit. Axel hugged him close. "I-I love you," Roxas said. It was definitely in hearing range of Axel.
"What..? L-Love?" Axel asked. Roxas nodded quietly. Axel smiled brightly, which made Roxas blush. The older man then proceeded to kiss the nape of the teens neck. Roxas gasped softly and Axel then became hard. At the same time, Roxas got hard as well, and bit his lip while Axel grinned.
"A-Axel.."
"Hmnh~? Yes?" Axel asked, licking at Roxas` chest.
"A-Ah.."
Axel unzipped his cloak slowly.
"F-Faster.." Roxas gulped, whining a bit.
"I don't think so..~"
"I need you.." Roxas said squirming a bit.
"Where?" Axel asked. He licked his shaft playfully.
"E-Everywhere.." Roxas moaned out.
Axel smirked and played with Roxas` nipples.
"Axel!~" Roxas moaned. Axel nipped at the nips. Roxas panted.
"God, I'm so hard, Roxas..." Axel chuckled a bit.
"Then let's hurry and have sex." Roxas groaned and kissed Axel.
"But this is so much fun~" Axel kissed Roxas back.
Roxas whimpered. "It sticks up so much it hurts.."
"Really...?" Axel asked. Roxas sniffled and nodded. "Well...position yourself, then."
Roxas did so with a blush and Axel toyed with his member.
"A-Axel.."
"Hmnh~?"
"I love you so much.."
(We started talking about doujinshi)
"I love you too..." Axel then slid himself inside of Roxas.
Roxas moaned and whimpered...at the same time.
"Are you okay, Roxas?" Axel asked.
Roxas nodded. "I-I'm fine.."
"Alright..." Axel started at a slow place, whilst stroking him. Roxas moaned and his whimpers slowly decreased. "So tight..."
"A-Axel.." Roxas panted.
Axel began to go harder and deeper.
"F-Faster.." Roxas said.
"Oh, so you like it?" Axel asked. He began to go faster, his ankle beginning to hurt.
"A-Axel!" Roxas shouted, oblivious to Axel's pain.
"Gah..Roxas..." Axel stroked Roxas while doing it.
"A-A-Axel.." Roxas panted more.
"Yes~?" Axel began to go deeper.
"I-I love you so fucking much.." Roxas moaned.
"Good," Axel played with Roxas` nipples again. Roxas began to squirm a bit. Axel pushed him down, forcing it all in. "Gah..."
"Ah!~" Roxas moaned and shouted. Axel started giving it to him with no mercy. Roxas whimpered and groaned. Axel squeezed his shaft while stroking. Roxas whimpered again.
"I-I'm gonna.." Axel said before Roxas came. At that moment, Axel came as well.
Please review! It's not meant to be taken seriously people, this is like...crack! :D