Chapter 2: Reading Minds
~at the camp~
Ashley: So what kind of mission are you going on anyways?
Asuma: That's classified information.
Elizabeth: Awww. Come on you can tell us.
Ashley: Yeah you can tell us.
Asuma: No I cant.
Elizabeth: Why not!!!
Kakashi: Because for all we know you're the enemy.
Ashley: Uh! That hurts that really hurts! -puts hand to heart and starts fake crying-
Elizabeth: If we were the enemy don't you think we would have attack you already?
Kakashi: Maybe but then again that could just be all part of your plan.
Ashley: Trust me she's not that smart. -points to Elizabeth-
Elizabeth: Yeah… Wait a minute. Did you just call me stupid.
Ashley: Well you are.
Elizabeth: True.
Kurenei: We still can't tell you.
Ashley: You guys are so mean!!!
Asuma: If you can prove to us that your not the enemy then maybe we'll tell you.
Kurenei: Maybe being the operative word.
Elizabeth: AWESOME!!!
Ashley: But what do we have to do to prove that were not the enemy?
Guy: YOU HAVE TO BEAT MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT LEE IN A FIGHT!!!
Lee: I AGREE GUY SENSEI!!!
Elizabeth: That is so not awesome.
Ashley: How does that prove that were not the enemy?
Kakashi: It doesn't Guy just wants to watch you and Lee going at it.
Ashley and Elizabeth: -laughs hysterically- THAT SOUNDED WRONG!!!!
Naruto: I don't get it.
Ashley: You and Lee "going at it".
Naruto: …
Elizabeth: "Going at it!!!"
Naruto: Oooohhh… I still don't get it.
Elizabeth: Never mind.
Ashley: Anyways doesn't Ino have some kind of mind reading jutsu? ( I'm not sure if she does or not so just go with it)
Ino: Yeah. Why?
Ashley: Because then you could read our minds and find out if were planning anything.
Elizabeth: Great idea Ashley!!! -gives high five to Ashley-
Ashley: Why thank you.
Asuma: That sounds good. Ino do you have enough chakra to do both of them?
Ashley and Elizabeth: -laughs hysterically- THAT SOUNDED WRONG TOO!!!
Sakura: You guys need to get your minds out of the gutter.
Ashley: And you need a smaller forehead but you don't see us complaining.
Elizabeth: Oooo. Burn!!!
Ino: -giggles-
Sakura: Yeah well… Yo Mamma.
Everyone: Oooooo.
Ashley: Oh no you didn't. -glares at sakura-
Sakura: I think I did.
Ashley: Fine. Yo mamma so fat she stood on a scale and it said "to be continued".
Sakura: -glares at Ashley- Yeah well… Yo mamma is so fat she's the reason for world hunger.
Ashley: Yo mamma so stupid a bus full of white kids drove by and she yelled "stop that Twinkie".
Elizabeth: How do you like them Twinkies?!?!
Kakashi: That's enough. Now Ino do you have enough chakra.
Ino: Yeah.
Ashley: Cool!!! Then lets get to the mind reading already!!!
Elizabeth: Yes lets get our minds read!!!
Ino: My pleasure. -does hand signs- Mind Reading Jutsu!!!
~in Ashley's head~
Ashley: -thoughts- F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T. Re to the Port to the Dot to the Com. Come on everybody grab your bikes and sing along.
Ino: …
Ashley: Hey Ino waz up!!! Want to sing with me?
Ino: No.
Ashley: Okay. Here we go!!! F to the R to the E to the E-
Ino: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!
Ashley: Gosh you don't have to be so rude.
Ino: Are you planning anything or what?
Ashley: What are you talking about?
Ino: Are you going to attack us?
Ashley: Why would I attack you?
Ino: How am I suppose to know?
Ashley: Well if you don't know and I don't know then who knows?
Ino: I don't know!!!
Ashley: Then we should sing!!! Here's a llama. There's a llama and another little llama-
Ino: UGH!!! I'M AM SO OUT OF HERE!!!
Ashley: Bye.
Elizabeth: Who are you talking to?
Ashley: AHHHH!!!
Elizabeth: What?
Ashley: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HEAD!?!?
Elizabeth: I've been here the whole time.
Ashley: Really?
Elizabeth: Really.
Ashley: You sure?
Elizabeth: I'm sure!
Ashley: You positive?
Elizabeth: I'm positive!!!
Ashley: Are you positively sure?
Elizabeth: YES!!! I'M POSITIVELY SURE!!!
Ashley: Cool. Let's sing!!! I hate you. You hate me. Lets get together a Fuck barny-
Elizabeth: Okay… Well I should get back to my own head.
Ashley: SEE YA!!!
~back at camp~
Ashley: THAT WAS SO COOL!!!
Elizabeth: ME NEXT ME NEXT!!!
Ino: -sigh- Mind Reading Jutsu!!!
~in Elizabeth's head~
Elizabeth: Twinkle twinkle Patrick star. I made myself a sandwich. My mom may good bread. It taste like beans and bacon. And it smells like its been dead. Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy point. Pu what's that horrible smell. I have a head it ends in a point pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy point this song is over accept for this line. You win this time broccoli.
Ino: Not again.
Elizabeth: YO INO! WHAT'S CRAKALAKIN MY HOME SKILLET BISCUIT!!!
Ino: What?
Elizabeth: Never mind. Anyways were are we?
Ino: In your head.
Elizabeth: Where's "in your head"
Ino: -thoughts- Wow she really is stupid.
Elizabeth: Thank you!!!
Ino: You heard me?
Elizabeth: Of course I did.
Ino: Okaaayyy… Well I'm leaving.
Elizabeth: FO' SHIZEL DIZZLE!!!
Ino: What?
Elizabeth: Just leave.
Ino: Why don't you leave?
Elizabeth: This is my head.
Ino: Whatever.
~back at camp~
Elizabeth: GETTING YOUR MIND READ IS AWESOME!!!
Ashley: I KNOW!!!
Kurenei: So what'd you find out?
Ino: Neither of them are planning anything.
Kakashi: I guess this means you guys are off the hook.
Ashley: Does this mean you'll tell us the mission?
Kakashi: Yeah.
Ashley: PIMPIN!!!
Elizabeth: KNUCKLE TOUCH!!! -touches knuckles with Ashley-
Ashley: Soooo. What is it?
Elizabeth: Yeah what is it?
Guy: WERE GOING TO THE YOUTHFUL VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE WATERFALL TO YOUTHFULLY DELIVER A SACRED SCROLL!!!
Ashley: Oooo… sacred!
Elizabeth: Oooo… scroll!
Ashley: Wait a minute. You made us go through all that just because your delivering some random piece of paper to some random person.
Shikamaru: Its not just "some random piece of paper." This scroll could determine the fate of the village.
Ashley: Yah Yah. Whatever.
Elizabeth: Can we come?
Sakura: You wouldn't last a second if an enemy ninja attacked.
Ashley: Yes we would.
Sakura: You sure?
Elizabeth: Okay… Maybe we wouldn't.
Ashley: But if you don't let us come we might tell someone about the scroll.
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Kakashi: Then we'll just have to kill you. -takes out kunai-
Ashley and Elizabeth: WHAT!?!?
Kakashi: Get ready.
Ashley: Come on. W-w-we were j-j-just k-kidding.
Elizabeth: Kill her first!!! -pushes Ashley in front of her-
Ashley: NO KILL HER FIRST!!! -hides behind Elizabeth-
Kakashi: I'm not going to kill either of you. -puts kunai away-
Ashley: Really?
Kakashi: Yeah.
Elizabeth: SHWEET!!!
Ashley: -dances around camp- I'M NOT DYING TODAY!!! OLEY!!!
Elizabeth: -joins in- WERE NOT DYING TODAY!!! OLEY!!!
Everyone: …
Ashley: Anyways. We can go right?!?!
Kakashi: No. You'd just be dead weight.
Elizabeth and Ashley: DID YOU JUST CALL US FAT!!!
Kakashi: No.
Naruto: Come on Kakashi just let them come with us.
Ashley and Elizabeth: Thank you Naruto!!! -hugs Naruto-
Naruto: Y-your w-welcome! -blushes-
Kakashi: Fine you can come.
Ashley and Elizabeth: YAY!!!! -hug Kakashi-
Kakashi: Yeah Yeah. Just don't get in the way.
Ashley: We wont!!!
Elizabeth: We promise!!!
Ashley: -hugs Neji- Isn't it great Neji?!?! Now we can spend more time together.
Neji: Joy.
Elizabeth: -hugs Kiba- And I can spend more time with Kiba!!!
Kiba: Oh no.
Elizabeth: -glares at Kiba- What was that?
Kiba: Umm… I said I would love to spend time with you.
Elizabeth: That's more like it.
Sasuke: Can we just leave? We've wasted enough time already.
Tenten: Yeah thanks to these two. -points to Ashley and Elizabeth-
Ashley: Well exsqueeze me.
Tenten: Your not excused. -glares at Ashley-
Ashley: -glares at Tenten- Well then!!! Why don't we just-
Elizabeth: Now now Ashley no fighting we don't want a repeat of what happened last time.
Neji: What happen last time?
Ashley: Well… Lets just say we never saw that poor girl again.
Naruto: Really what happen to her?
Elizabeth: SHUT UP NARUTO YOU RUINED THE MOOD!!!!
Naruto: S-sorry! -hides behind Sakura-
Hinata: Um. S-shouldn't w-we g-get g-going?
Ashley: Yes we shall!!! -links arms with Elizabeth-
Elizabeth: Onwards!!! -walks in some random direction-
Sasuke: That's the wrong way.
Ashley: Oh… We knew that.
Neji: Sure you did.
Elizabeth: Which way is it then?
Kiba: That way. -points to a path-
Ashley: Well lets go already!!!
Elizabeth: Yeah come on you lazy asses!!!
Kakashi: Well lets go.
Shikamaru: This mission is going to be troublesome.
Everyone: Yep. -nods head in agreement-
Please R&R