Oni: First chapter is gonna be boring so if ya wanna skip this, be our guest.
Panku: korri is short
Oni: god you're just like your oc!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Korri" the fake deep voice that he has startled korri awake.
"I na fanna glet mup" the history book glued to her face muffled the slurry words. A typical thing for her daily routine at school and the reason for her constant detentions; which she rarely attended.
"" a swift kick from her dear friend Brook usually wakes her up, but not today. Mr. Gonzales sighed and turned to face his desk for the detention slips.
"Dipshit!" and with a hard smack hit her upside the head.
"Ah! Fucking Brooke!" standing up when Mr. Gonzales turned around.
"Korri you just earned you self a referral, congratulations." Mr. Gonzales gave the slip to Korri.
"What?! What for?!"
"You know what for; now go before I get a yard duty to escort you."
"I'll escort her Mr. Gonzales" Brooke chirping with delight, as korri grabbed the torn bag from the floor.
"Mmmm, ok, but Korri if you're not at the office, I'll put you down as 'skipped classes"
"Be my guest, I don't give a fuck" Korri spat while she leaves the class room tossing her bag over her shoulder nonchalantly.
"And Brooke if you don't come back; it's ok, I'm having a boring lecture anyway."
"Sure thing Mr. Gonzales."
"Goody Goody" stated Korri as Brooke hopped her way out of the class room.
Walking a few way's from room D-21 they began to chat once more. "Next time we have a chance to ditch, don't fucking hit me like that"
"hehe oop's did I hurt the big bad wait did I say 'big?' I meant short bad bully"
"Your such a bitch" knowing being a bitch is her title she still claims Brooke as one.
"I wouldn't be talking you can be just as bad" walking along the creek that runs past the gate of the school; which they jumped so easily, that leads to a nearby pond. "Besides I'm not dealing with another one of his lectures"
"I know, at least he admits it to being boring" her arms out stretched into the air and her feet crossing over one another balancing herself on the tree branch. "UGH!"
"What's up?"
"Nothing I'm just-" hooking her legs over the branch and flipping over so she hangs "BORED!"
"Wow you're so ninja"
"ya I know" grinning she griped the branch pulling her legs above her head like gymnast. "Hey I had 5 years in karate. It helps you know"
"I know it does bitch, keep rubbing it in my face why don't ya!"
"Hehe I know I know Mrs. White belt"
"Bitch" glaring from underneath as Korri slid her way down from the tree.
"Stop complementing me it's not getting u anywhere" placing a hand gently over her mouth and yawning before she could get a reply from her dear friend.
"Bitch" she stated once more purposely trying to piss her off.
"Whatever dude I'm taking a nap" she rested her head against her backpack under the shadows of the trees. "Wake me when trouble stir's"
"You're gonna take a nap...HERE!?!?" scurrying closer to Korri knowing her in battle isn't a good idea
"Is there a problem?"
"Earth, water, grass, bugs YES THERES A PROBLEM!"
"Ok we don't need you to state the types of pokemon sheesh, Well deal with it I'm sleepy" she turned to her side so her back faced Brooke "if u have a problem why don't you take a nap to?"
"Some ones gotta keep watch"
"You're so paranoid"
"Blame my mother!" Korri did nothing but shrug as she drifted to sleep, Brooke fearing being attacked "Korri!" after a few minutes she didn't see her friend getting up any time soon so she thought 'if you can't beat'em join'em'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~what seems like 10 min*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Ma'am?" Brooke stirred "huh they must be asleep or something" he gently kicked korri's leg to insure they are asleep.
"AHH! KIDNAP!"
"Whoa!" the man easily stood aside while she tried to kick him. Now awake and startled she quickly stood ready for a attack. "Wait wait wait we mean no harm!" the man in a black jump suit and purple face paint raised his hands in a non-aggressive stance. The blond girl behind him wearing pale purple stood there not caring.
"Korri what's goen- AH! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!"
"STOP YOUR SCREAMING!" the blond one finally spoke with venom. "Where not here to harm you gosh! We just noticed you in the dessert and assumed your dead or something"
"D-d-dessert?"
"Dessert?............ Korri! You dipshit, look what you got us into now!"Being her paranoid self.
"What! What did I do?"
"Do you know what kind shit you've gotten me now!? My parents are gonna skin me, dip me in salt and then burn me to death! "
"Calm down drama queen, I think we're gonna die before we get to see your parents"
"WHAT!"
"Dude relax already we have these to here to help us right? …by the by what's your names?"
"Kankuro" said he "and her name is"
"Temari" finishing his sentence. "And yours?"
"Uh korri" raising her hand for a shake "and her name is paranoid pain in the ass"
"HEY! You bitch! It's brooke!"
"Huh strange names" kankuro being humble shook her hand.
'I wouldn't be talking' thought korri.
"Well anyways I'm assuming you to our lost?"
"Yes, I don't even know how we got here" the two shared a look and nodded.
"You'll be coming with us then" he gestured them to follow.
"Brooke you got a problem or can we go?" already beginning to leave knowing she wouldn't refuse.
"Im going I'm not staying here!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*in city~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Welcome to Suna" the only male turned to the new comer's to notice them lagging in energy. "Um you ok?"
"It's hot…"
"I blame you korri"
"Fuck you dude….fuck you"
"Would both of you shut up, that's why you're so tired is from the constant arguing!" temari exclaimed "look you're in a town now go find a place to stay or something" obviously pissed off she made some hand sign and left in a cloud of smoke.
"Damn it temari! Look if you need help go visit the kazeqagey. He's in the middle of town in the big boulder looking thing" following suit to his partner he was gone in a flash.
"Well guess where gona see the kaze-whatever-they-said" korri spoke after the minute of silence. "Brooke? Ello you alive?" waving a hand in her face.
"I just realized we're in the dessert"
"No shit Sherlock"
"Let's go…let's just go….before I kill you" Brooke shook her head not even caring anymore.
"Whatever I would like to see you try" korri stated walking her way to the boulder.
"Oh I will find a way"
After some time of being stared at or being laughed at they arrived at the door of the kazeqagey.
"Man, people here are mean" wiping away sweat from her forehead, she pushed the door open.
"Say's you I think your worse and knock! Don't just walk in!"
"Shut up brooke" korri grabbing her wrist and dragging her in "if this is a public place we shouldn't have to knock"
"Eh you got a point"
"Good now shut up so we can find a way back home" after a while of walking around they arrived at a twin door most likely red wood from what korri could tell. "Look where here we can get this settled"
"As long as they don't think we're crazy" Brooke rolled her eyes. Korri went to push the door open "KNOCK!" korri flinching at the sudden demand.
"Don't yell damn it."
~knock knock~
"Come in" a emotionless voice was heard from behind. Obeying there command they entered. "Welcome I've been told of your arrival"
"Thank you sir" walking tall like if she were in karate again "we've come to ask you of a favor-"
"Sorry but to interrupt but you're not from here are you?" he examined the black attire korri wore. "You seem to hide from the sun" he then examined Brooke's red and black attire. "You seem to not care what you where"
"You are correct sir we are not from here, but I'm not sure how we even got here. Last thing I remember was taking a nap near a pond and then being awoken from the kankuro guy"
"I can tell so I'm assuming you don't have any ways of protection or a place to stay?"
"No sir" Brooke was about to speak up till korri glared at her from the corner of her eye. "I'm only mastered the art of mixed martial arts and nothing more. My companion here only knows minimal things, but her book smarts are substantial."
"Ah I see" the red headed man stood up from behind his desk and walked to them. "You both aren't from here, and when I mean here I mean this realm"
"Ehehe" Brooke chuckling nervously
"Umm sir?" a faint smile appeared on him.
"You'll be staying with elder Chio" he spun slowly back to his desk as he spoke. "She'll train you and teach you about this place"
"Wait sir-"
"Your now part of Suna"
"But sir-"
"Korri just shut up already" she whispered to her friend. Korri wincing knowing she lost.
"I'll have you escorted by one of the guards, the elder's live on the outskirts of town, and I'm afraid you'll lose your way" he began to write down a few things before shooing them away. "Yes I know this is sudden but I can't do much for you two"
"Yes sir" Brooke and korri stated. Talking back in there position would be a very bad idea.
"Enough with the formal talk, call me Garaa"
"Ok…..Garaa" Brooke grinned and nodded lightly.
"Hmm Garaa" 'I can get use to this' korri thought, 'not having to be so formal sounds good to me' a man in a grey vest and brown hair walked in bowing to Garaa.
"Shigure please take them to the elders home, and deliver this to them" ha folded the paper in fours and handed it to him.
"Yes sir" shigure turned to the girls "follow me" he bowed once more and walked his way out the girls following suit.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*at elders~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"AHAHAHAHAHAH!" Chio laughing hysterically and coughing in between "well well kid's guess you're gonna be my grandkids"
"Uh er…well…uh"
"Spit it out brooke dear I can't hear ya!"
'For someone so old she sure is spunky' korri thought while Brooke had her break down moment.
"Nothing every thing's just peachy" 'I'm still blaming you korri' she thought.
"Good cause your living with me! HAHAHA! Now girls let us get to know each other a little better!"
"Yes ma'am" they both stated.
"DONTCALL ME MA'AM!" the earth must of shaken when she yelled. "You can call me grandma Chio now." The girls shaken from the sudden yelling nodded. "Good let's see now we must give you a room before anything! Let's see what we can fine shall we!" walking down the hall she tapped her chin by every door guessing what room was used for what again. "AH! Here you go Brooke dear you can stay in this room. It was my grandsons before but he's all grown up now, so now it is yours!" Opening the door to a light tan room with a scent of dust, the air being cold to the darkness.
"Oh its dark" she said slowly walking into the room "Perfect"
"Oh I'm happy you like it, now korri dear let's see where will your room be?" she began tapping her chin again. "Aw-ha, come this way korri, I know the perfect room for you" they both went down the hall a bit more leaving Brooke in her room. "Here you go deary" she opened the door to a tan room similar to Brooke's, but has a wonderful view a nearby oasis and the bed up against the wall.
"Coolio" she strolled into her new room
"Wonderful isn't it. This was my son's room" she began to walk down the hall "Ok girls, get comfortable because you start training tomorrow!"
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Oni: ya ya ya I know it sux's
Panku: hey we tried
Oni: we're still writing the second one tho…..so …….deal with it……