YOSH THIS IS CHAPTER 2! I HOPE U ENJOY THE STORY! HUBBA BALUUUUUUUUGA!
H: STOP RANTING AND MAKING UP WORDS AND GET ON WITH IT!
M: I HAVE A FING RITE TO RANT! TIS MY STORY! AND ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP! TIS ONE OF MY COUSINS SAYING AND SHES PROBLY GUNNA SKIN MY HIDE IF SHE FINDS OUT I USED IT!
H: THERE NOT EVEN GOING TO READ THIS SH*T ANY WAY SO Y BOTHER? AND IF SHE DOES IM GUNNA BE THERE TO FCKING WATCH IT!
M: HMMM…U HAS A POINT…OMFG! HIDAN JUST MADE SENCE! RUN FOR UR LIVES! TIS THE APOCALIPSE! HAHA AND I LOVE HAVING TWO CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE! TIS AMUSING!
H: -_-* B*CH
M: ANY WAY IM RANTING TOO MUCH SO BACK TO THE SHOW/STORY/PLAY/THINGY MABERB!
Chapter 2 HOLY SH*T! NINJAS!
It was about 5pm when we all got bored of the boat and headed back to the campsite. My hair dripped some lake water onto my shoulders and I shook it like a dog, spraying my friends in the process.
"GAH! I thought u were a cat! Not a dog!" Kylie said wiping her face. I grinned.
"Maybe I am, maybe I aint, either way, your still a Kiwi." Kylie pouted at this and I laughed.
"so what do you'll want for lunch?" I asked running a hand though my snarled red hair. Shanelle raised a hand like we were in school and I rolled my eyes.
"Pop tarts!" she yelled and I sighed.
"that's not lunch that's breakfast stupid."
"awe!" she pouted lowering her hand. I smiled and turned to kylie who was ringing out her hair.
"how about you? What do you want for lunch?"
She thought for a second, tapping her chin as we walked back to the camp sight. She tripped over a gopher hole and wen sprawling. I started laughing and Shanelle looked up, not knowing what happened.
"what? What happened? TEEEELL MEEEEEEEEE!" she screamed glomping me. I smacked her on the head, making her let go. What? I don't like hugs! They can all die and burn! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Any way.
"STFU YOU NOOB!" kylie yelled standing up and wiping dirt from her nose which only made me laugh harder. Kylie growled and I smiled flashing a peace sign.
"So back on topic, what do you all want me to cook?" I asked continuing to walk to our campsite.
"uhm, how about ramen?" Shanelle suggested. I tapped my chin ponderingly then nodded.
"YES! ILL MAKE THE CAMPFIRE!" Shanelle yelled sprinting off, her towel flapping around her waist.
Kylie and I shared a look, thinking about Shanelle and her prone to starting things that weren't supposed to catch fire, one fire. Ya, we took off at a dead run.
-15 minutes before- (3rd pov)
Kakuzu awoke and looked around. He was in a camp site with a hill dropping strait into a lake. There were a couple chairs around a fire pit and a dark green canvas that shaded a picnic table. Multiple boxes were stacked around the table. On a long line stretching from one tree to the next hung towels, puffy jackets and some cloths.
Kakuzu stood up and cracked his back noticing that his Akatsuki cloak, shinobi pants, sandals and masks were missing to be replaced with jeans and a black t shirt and no shoes. He shook his head and looked around noticing his fellow members scattered around, wearing the same thing, but Tobi still had his mask. Kakuzu kicked his partner awake. Hidan grumbled profanities as per usual but sat up and looked around.
"Damn wtf are we?" he yelled waking the rest of the Akatsuki. They all sat up and gathered around Pein hoping for a plan. There were a few comments about missing their equipment, meaning Hidan was swearing that somebody had robbed him of his scythe.
Pein was just about to speak when he spotted a short black haired girl running up. She tripped and fell face down into the grass. He blinked and watched the girl stood up, her slanting bangs hanging in her left violet eye. She stood up and froze her eyes as big as saucers, and her mouth in a big 'O'.
She stood like that, staring at them all for about 5 minutes when 2 more girls ran up. They froze and stared in awe at them. The one who tripped was the first to speak.
"A-i-t-p-t-NEKO-CHAN! KIWI- CHAN!" The girl shouted, spinning around and tried to run the way she came but collided with the red haired, wight eyed girl. They fell to the ground. The wight haired girl that remained standing snapped out of it and helped them up. The black haired girl then began shouting.
"NEKO-CHAN, KIWI-CHAN, THE AKATSUKI ARE IN OUR CAMPSIIIIIIIIITE!" She yelled waving her arms around like lunatic. Pein was surprised she hadn't smacked herself in the head yet.
The red head put her arms on the black haired girls' shoulders and shook her vigorously, making her go swirly eyed.
"Shanelle calm your *ss down! We can see this! U don't have to tell the whole god d*mned world!" the girl let her go and calmly walked over to the group of silent S-Classed shinobi.
"Ok, why are you cosplayers in our campsite? If ide have known there was a Naruto convention going on ide of brought my Akatsuki cloak, hat, and ring." The red head said stroking her chin.
"We are the Akatsuki-"Pein started but the red head cut him off. Nobody had ever dared to cut him off so this kid had guts.
"Prove it." The red head said smirking. The two girls behind her shifted uncomfortably. The wight haired one ran a hand through her hair.
"I could sacrifice them." The Hidan said eagerly. The red head shook her head and pointed to Deidara, who stood behind Sasori. He blinked confused at being singled out.
"No need just let me see Deidara's hand."
Pein glared but motioned for Deidara to show them his hand. He held up his palm, mouth open and tongue out to the girl whose face visibly paled. The black haired girl screamed and tackled Deidara yelling something like "ART IS A BANG!" and hugging him like a kowola bear.
"Wth un? Let me go!" he yelled trying to pry her off but she squeezed tighter making him choke.
"Shanelle let the terrorist go before he blows the campsite up!" the red head said shaking her head.
"B-b-but he's so squishy!" She said hugging him tighter making him starts to go blue.
"You're suffocating him." The red head pointed out and the black haired girl named Shanelle let go. She walked over and stood next to the red head pouting. "you can't make the Chibi face so quit trying." The red head said smirking. Shanelle stuck her tongue out at her and she laughed then turned to Akatsuki.
"Y'all probly want explanations so…" the girl trailed off and walked over and into the tent. Shanelle motioned them to take a seat and followed into the tent, her wight haired friend following. When the red head came back out she was changed into pants and a wight t shirt and she was holding a manga book.
-CUT! END CHAPPIE!-
YAY! I SO SORRE TIS SO SHORT! IT WAS GOING TO BE A AKATSUKI TEAM HEBI AND TEAM KAKASHI BUT THERE WERE TO MANY PPLE TO PUT IN IT SO I JUST GAVE UP AND CHANGED IT…ANY WAY, THANK U FOR READING THIS, IT MAKES ME HAPPEH TO SEE U LIKEING THIS AND REVIEWING! PLEASE REVIEW AND I WILL SEE IF I CAN GET THE NEXT CHAPPIE UP SOON! JA NE!