Groaning, the four heroes awoke in a vast, dark room wearing water helmets (except Sandy). Tall torches flickered with black flames, and black chandeliers dangled from the ceiling.
"Where are we?" Patrick asked, his voice shaking. "I don't like this place!"
"Yeah, I could be relaxing at home by now!" Squidward added resentfully.
"Guys, we're here to save Mr. Krabs!" SpongeBob cried. "The fate of the Krusty Krab is in our hands, and Mr. Krabs is counting on us! We can't back down now!"
"Well, maybe I'll get a pay raise if this mission is successful," Squidward mumbled.
"Come on, let's go!," Sandy said briskly, opening the tall black double-doors. "We've got no time to waste!"
As the little party headed into the next room, a great bearded brute of a man fell from the ceiling and hit the ground with an enormous thud.
"Oi! Are yeh the lil' sea critters comin' teh save the crab?"
"Uh-huh. And FYI, I am a land critter," Sandy boasted. "I'm 100% mammal."
"I dun' care!" the brute bellowed. "O'Chunks is me name! I can smash yeh to bits with just a bat o' me pielash!"
Confused, the group looked at each other (except Patrick, who whined, "Now I'm hungry!").
Squidward stepped forward. "I think you mean 'eyelash'," he corrected.
O'Chunks's face clouded over for a moment. In a rage, he stomped his feet.
"Whatever! Now which one o' yeh is willin' teh face me chunks?"
To everyone's surprise, Patrick jumped up. "Both of us have one thing in common-all brawn and no brain! I'm gonna do it!"
"Patrick, no!" SpongeBob yelled.
"It's okay, SpongeBob! I'm big enough to face this weirdo on my own!"
O'Chunks roared. Patrick roared in response.
Sandy grabbed Squidward and SpongeBob by the scruffs of their necks and dragged them back towards the wall.
The two husky buffoons charged at each other and collided.
Squidward cringed. "Gaah! The amount of stupidity in this room is painstakingly high!"
The three bystanders watched helplessly as their friend and O'Chunks wrestled to the ground. They looked on as the monster took the starfish by the ankles and swung him around and around. Patrick, after being sent flying, landed right on O'Chunks's head.
"GET OFFA' ME!" O'Chunks howled.
Once again, he launched Patrick into the air, and once again Patrick's backside made contact with O'Chunks's skull.
That was the last straw. O'Chunks pummeled Patrick right in the face.
"Patrick!" SpongeBob wailed.
Luckily, the sea star was able to get back on his feet and throw himself like a torpedo into O'Chunks's torso.
"Let's get outta here!" Sandy cried, shoving SpongeBob and Squidward through the next set of doors.
As the doors slammed shut behind the three remaining heroes, a muffled scream sounded. "My name's…not…RIIIIIIIICK!"
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