The Reason That I am uploading this today,is because I have an idea that I know will escape my Mind on Sunday,so I decided to do. Did you know that Season 5 is in Production? Well I hope that the Season will be good and will have a whole bunch of People. P.S I don't know if I accidentally put Sam in the Game,but I didn't mean to so I have to take him out,because he is not in the lets pretend he never came.
Previous Chapter-
Chris finally had gotten out of Jail,thanks to Chef's Bail,he immediately went back to his old antics by bringing back the Cast in the Biggest Season Campers will experience a World of Pain,Hurt and whatever! Are they ready? But Most importantly,are you?
(End)
Confessionals-
Duncan:*Is seen carving a Skull* "Of Course out of all the freaking places to go back to,it had to be this long as the Harold's,Cody's and Noah's stay on their side,I wouldn't mind winning another Million."*He throws the Skull outside and it hits Harold*"Ouuuuch!" Harold Cried. "That's what you get Dork."Duncan laughed.
Zoey:"It's great to be back and all,especially since the Radiation cleared up,but It doesn't feel the for some reason Mike is still having Problems with his Personalities.I thought he cleared that up?"
Brick:"Brick Magarth reporting for duty,and is willing to do anything to win,because last Season they Cheated me and Jo laughed at that fact and now I am ready to respond."*He walked out*
Lindsay:*She is facing the wrong way* "Hello? Where am I?"
Cody:"Apparently,since we are back at this Island,will we have to live in the same Cockroach infested Cabins and sleep in those disgusting,rat ridden Beds?" *Chris opened the door* "You know it"He said as he held his breath.
Leshawna:"Okay just by being here with some of the new people,I have a feeling that Jersey Chick will get on my last Nerve"
Owen:"It's great to be back with people,that you know loves I hear Windfall!" *Owen Farts abruptly*
Jo:*She is plunging her Nose*"God it smells like something died in here! Anyways I plan to get Scott and Jock Boy out first before the same thing to me."
Mike:"I think I might have found out why I still can't control my it's beca-*Mike suddenly changes into Chester*"Dag nab this contraption,why am I in a Toilet Room? Where's the Pooper Scooper?"
Heather:"Two failed attempts to get the Million,this year I will win and make those who made me get these bruises from the Blimp,Pay!"
Lightning:"I have a feeling Jo and Brick are aiming at each other again,this is Lightnings chance to finally get rid of them easily and not have to worry about any problems,Sha-Lightning.
Sierra:*Sierra is holding a Sock*"Look what i found,it was just hanging out of Cody's Suitcase,so i helped myself"*She started to smell it*
Geoff:"I hope this Season won't be so should be just Chill and keeping it real"
Dawn:"DJ seems to care about animals as much as I do,but he seems to be less gentle.
End Confessional
Campgrounds-
The Cast stood around a Camp fire while Chris stood on a Stump.
"Wow Chris I can see you need a Boost to talk to us"Duncan smirked.
"Shut It! Anyways nows we are going to temporarily put you in Cabins,Boy and Girls in separate ones like always"Chris said.
"Maybe it could change every once in a while,huh"Cody smiled.
"No your better off with the Strong Boys"Gwen laughed.
*Cody looked at Harold who was picking his Nose*
"Ugh"Cody grunted.
"Alright report to your Cabins and meet back here in One Hour"Chris said.
Chris's Quarters-
Chris is seen sitting down reading his Bail Papers.
"Chef! Can you believe that they said I have tortured Contestants!?"Chris yelled.
"Of course not"Chef replied sarcastically.
"What are you Noah!? I have been the best Host,since the Warden of Superjail,minus the ! Hehe."Chris smirked.
"Yeah man,hey where is my Sandwitch!"Chef yelled.
*Chris shrugged as he was chewing something*
"CHHHHHRRRRIIIIIIISSSS!"Chef yelled.
"Sorry!"Chris said.
Boy's Cabin-
"Alright Lightning gets top Bunk"Lightning said.
"How come you get to choose?"Owen asked.
"Because Lightning have more TD's,how many do you have?"Lightning wondered.
"Wait,you have a lot of Tan Dounuts?"Owen yelled in excitement.
*Lightning facepalmed*
Mike went over to Cameron who was Unpacking.
"Hey Cameron"Mike said as he put his stuff on the top Bunk.
"Hey,um Mike I thought that you overcame your,Personality trouble"Cameron whispered.
"Yeah,I think I might know the problem"Mike replied.
"You see what happened was...
Flashback-
(This is true,just look at the episode and watch closely)
"Back when I was in my mind,when I fought my own personalities,I saw an evil silhouette of me staring at me while I was talking to my Personalties"Mike explained.
"It was like seeing myself,but it just didn't feel right and I think he is controlling them"Mike said.
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"Wow,do you know what triggers him to come out?"Cameron asked.
"No,but I don't think he is a real Problem to me"Mike snickered.
Tyler was on the Top Bunk trying to do flips,but he fell.
"Woah!"Tyler yelled.
As he fell down he accidentally ripped off Mike's Shirt.
*Deep Breath*
"Hey what's the big idea here?!"Vito yelled.
"Sorry man,I didn't me-
"Nah,I ain't trying to hear all that,you've been hitting up on Anne Maria"Vito said.
"Wait I don't even-
"What's with you Mike?"Duncan said.
"Who? I don't know him!"Vito yelled.
*Cameron hit Vito on the head with a Book*
*Deep Breath*
"What happened,Cameron?"Mike asked.
"Oh nothing,just a little Vito problem"Cameron mumbled.
"Dang it!"Mike yelled.
*Alejandro is watching*
"Hmm...interesting"Alejandro said.
Confessional
Alejandro:"Hm,It seems Mike has problems with these sort of things,this might help me get further."
End Confessional
"Hey Al you wanna get Top and I get Bottom?"Scott asked.
"Sure,but please don't call me Al *Shiver*"Alejandro replied.
"Okay,Sorry,hehe"Scott snickered.
Confessional
Scott:"Maybe getting on the good side of Al would make him get out quicker then me.*Scott fells his Head*"Is that Gum!?"
End Confessional
Girl's Cabin-
Courtney is seen staring at pictures of times when she was going out with Duncan.
"You miss him don't you"Gwen said.
"Of course not! Besides you are going out with him"Courtney said while blushing.
"It's alright to still love him"Gwen smirked.
"Please! I do not love him,I'd rather date Harold"Courtney yelled.
"Your dating Harold"Izzy chuckled.
"No! I am-
*Courtney lefted the room*
*Gwen smiled*
Confessiomal
Gwen:"Courtney still loves Duncan,It might get crazy later on"
End Confessional
Dakota is seen in front of the Mirror fixing her Hair.
"Hurry up North Dakota,other people have to apply Make up"Heather demanded.
"Sorry"Dakota replied.
"You know you don't need that Blush you can just you Eyeliner and Nail Polish"Dakota said.
"Oh really! And your Hair is starting to grow back to you know?"Heather replied.
"Really!? Yaay!"Dakota yelled as she grabbed a Mirror.
*Heather smirked*
Leshawna is seen fixing her Shirt.
*Anne Maria started spraying her Hairspray*
"Please,don't start that mess"Leshawna said.
"Then Move!"Anne Maria yelled.
"Oh no you didn't!"Leshawna yelled.
*Anne Maria Leshawna and continued to spray her Hair*
*Leshawna got up and slapped her*
"Girls stop!"Bridgette yelled as she and Beth helded them back.
Confessional
Anne Maria:"That little girl thinks she can do that,I'm gonna make sure she gets eliminated soon!" *She Spray her Spray some more,which blocked the Camera view*
End Confessional
Sierra is seen smelling a Sock.
"What are you doing"Dawn asked.
"Smelling Cody's Sock I stole from him"Sierra replied.
*Dawn gagged*
"You won't get used to it"Gwen said.
*Jo shook her Head in disbelief*
Confessional
Jo:"This is so hard to live with,Fangirls and crazy tanned I'll push through"
End Confessional
Intercom:"Everyone report to the campgrounds for your first Challenge.
Campgrounds-
Before the Cast Had Three Trails and they each had a picture.
"Welcome Cast and are you for the Challenge?"Chris smirked.
"No"Noah replied.
"Who asked you"Chris said.
"Anyways this Challenge will even up the Cast to make the Teams'' Chris explained.
"Any who once you pick a trail,you will face a challenge and the Faster you complete the Challenge,the faster you are to get immunity for your team"Chris smirked.
"So what's in the trails?"Harold asked.
"Nothing you can handle,Doris"Chris replied.
*Duncan starts to laugh*
"That's only my Middle Name! Gosh!"Harold yelled.
"Alright are you guys ready?"Chris asked.
"N-
"Begin!"Chris yelled.
Confessional
Sierra:"Knowing Chris,the trails have something Life threatening or it's imenent Death.
Owen:"Maybe whoever gets immunity will get a reward like Beans! Yeah beans."
End confessional
As The cast analyzed the signs,they saw that Trail One had a Rope with Spikes Two Had a boat with Alligators and Trail Three had A Cave with Bears in it.
"Alright now pull a number out the hat and get going"Chris said.
"Hey that's mine!"Geoff yelled.
Trail One= Zoey,Mike,Jo,Tyler,Beth,Harold,Bridgette,Anne Maria,Alejandro.
Trail Two= Owen,Izzy,Cody,Heather,Noah,Dakota,Lightning,Dawn,Geoff,Brick.
Trail Three= Duncan,Lindsay,Scott,Sierra,DJ,Leshawna,Cameron,Courtney,Gwen.
Trail One-
The people of trail see a Rope going to the other side,over some trail.
"Mike do you see that?" Zoey asked.
"Yeah and I think Chris is trying to kill us"Mike replied.
"It isn't something new"Harold said.
"Now what should we do?"Mike asked.
"I don't know,but maybe Vito does!"Alejandro yelled as he ripped off Mike's Shirt.
*Deep Breath*
"Where am I?"Vito asked.
"Hey Vito,why don't you help Anne Maria out"Alejandro suggested.
"Good idea"Vito replied.
*Anne Maria is seen trying to fix her Hair*
"Hey baby!"Vito smirked.
"Vito!"Anne Maria yelled as they hugged.
*Zoey gasped*
Confessional
Zoey:"Alejandro is trying to get me on my bad side,but that won't happen,again!"
End Confessional
"Hey Mike,you know who can make it across this rope?"Alejandro chuckled.
*Deep Breath*
"Svetlana can!"Mike yelled who for some reason was wearing Lipstick and had big Eyelashes.
"Go Mary!"Svetlana yelled as she threw Anne Maria to the Rope.
"Ahhhhhh!"She yelled.
"What the heck!"Anne Maria yelled in rage.
"Just doing my job,you can think me later"Svetlana smirked.
"What!"Anne Maria shouted as she gripped the Rope.
*Alejandro snickered*
Trail 2-
As the teens arrived they saw a few small Boats.
"Um is this it?"Noah sighed.
Chris who is watching from his helicopter yelled "Yeah!"
"Thanks for the clarification"Heather sighed.
"Okay so if I'm right we can all sit down but we need one person to sit on someone big"Cody exclaimed.
"That's an easy decision"Noah chuckled.
"But who will sit on Owen?"Geoff asked.
*Everyone looked at Noah*
"Lunchbox!? No way I am not doing it"Noah said.
Five Minutes Later-
Noah is seen on top of Owen who is riding in a boat.
"I can't believe I'm doing this"Noah sighed.
"Don't worry Noah,I'm like a Rock,Haha"Owen laughed.
"A Rock full of Lard"Noah replied.
Growling started coming from the Water.
"The water is growling!"Owen yelled.
"Water rarely growls"Noah replied sarcastically.
"Didn't Chris say there are Alligators in this Swamp?!"Dakota wondered.
All of a sudden a whole bunch of Alligators showed up.
"Lightning is too strong to be Gator Food!"Lightning yelled as he jumped on Brick.
"Don't worry!"Brick shouted as he pulled out a Whistle.
*He Blew into it*
The Alligators just stared at him.
"Um,well we can start to panic now"Brick said.
An Alligator started to snap at Noah.
"Ahhhhhhh!"Noah screamed.(Like a Girl)
"Don't Worry Noah!"Owen yelled as he threw the Row at the Alligator,knocking it out.
"Great! now how are we suppose to get to Shore?"Noah yelled.
"Oh"Owen said as they were abandoned in the Water.
Confessional
Noah:"Oh course Biggy would do something like that. *Sigh* I just wish that I don't get eaten...or I'll just sacrifice Owen."
End Confessional
Trail 3-
The Team entered the Cave .
"It's dark in here"Lindsay said.
"What did you think it would be like?"Scott asked.
"Like my Make-up room"Lindsay gasped.
Great I'm with a group of idiots"Scott sighed.
"GROWL!"Yelled a Creature.
"What was that!?"Courtney asked.
"probably a Sasquatch"Duncan snickered.
"Preposterous...He moved out last week"Cameron replied.
"Oh no I am not getting eaten today!"Leshawna yelled.
"I can't get eaten I have...I have"Sierra said as she looked at a Picture of Cody.
"Pssst,Hey I can get you Cody if you give me your Vote tonight"Scott proposed to Sierra.
"Okay!"Sierra screamed.
Suddenly a Huge bear ran towards the cast and cornered Gwen,Duncan and Courtney.
"Crap!"Gwen yelled.
"We would never be in this mess if you would of-
"Shut it Courtney!"Gwen yelled.
Duncan tried to move,but the bear snapped at him.
"Whoa,calm down''Duncan said as he started to Sweat.
"Hey Guys I will help you if you give me your vote"Scott smirked.
"No Way"Duncan yelled.
"Alright have fun"Scott said as he started to walk away.
"Duncan!"Gwen yelled.
"Alright will vote with It"Duncan said.
"Alright let Scotty do his magic"He smirked.
Confessional
Scott:"Great everything is falling into plan,who i am eliminating? Well it's a surprise and you'll find out tonight"
End Confessional
Trail 1-
Svetlana is seen throwing everyone onto the rope.
"AHHHHH!"Harold yelled as he barely caught the rope.
*Harold's Pants started to fall*
Swelana started to grab Alejandro.
"No thanks,I am fit,like you,Svelana"Alejandro said.
"Are you sure,Swelana is amazing!"Swelana yelled as she jumped on the Rope.
*Zoey rolled her eyes*
But her Hands started to slip.
"Whoa!"Zoey yelled.
*Deep breath*
"Zoey!"Mike yelled.
Alejandro caught Zoey in Midair and then grabbed on to the Rope.
*Zoey blushed,but it soon faded away*
"Thanks,but you can put me down now"Zoey said.
"I'm not sure you want me to do that"Alejandro smirked as he pointed to the Spikes.
"Oh haha"Zoey sighed as she grabbed onto the Rope.
The team finally made it to the other side and took a minute to recover.
"Oh Yeah I'm sorry about what happened Zoey"Mike remarked.
"It doesn't matter"Zoey smiled.
"Come on amigos,we can all win immunity if we push forward"Alejandro said as he started to run.
Trail 2-
Owen is seen trying to paddle the Boat,but is tipping it over.
"Stop it! Your Girth is too big to do all of that"Noah yelled.
"Sorry I knew I shouldn't have eaten those Baked Beans"Owen laughed.
"Uh Oh!"Owen shouted.
"What?"Noah replied.
*Owen farts and the Boat moves a little bit*
"Oh My God!"Noah yelled as he pinched his Nose.
"Sorry"Owen said.
"Wait did your Farts just move the Boat?"Noah asked.
"I don't know,most of the time it feels like an Earthquake"Owen replied.
"Owen i can't believe i'm saying this but,Fart like a Motor"Noah said as he pinched his Nose.
"Finally I can let out some Steamed"Owen said.
Owen pulled his Finger and he started to fart like a Motor and their Boat went Flying.
Five minutes later-
Owen is seen carrying Noah who is knocked out.
"What happen,we've been waiting forever"Heather yelled.
"And why does it stink around here?"Cody asked.
"Well you see,um...well-
"No time,we have to go!"Lightning said.
"Yeah and Izzy has a Plan to win!"Izzy shouted as she ran.
Confessional
Heather:"No way are we going along with nutjob's Plan,we will not win immunity that way!
End confessional
Trail 3-
Scott pulled out a Stick and hit the Bear.
The Bear roared and turned around.
"He did it"Scott smirked as he pointed to another Bear.
The Bear chased the other.
"Thanks man"Duncan said.
"No problem"Scott replied.
*Courtney walked away*
"Whatever"Gwen groaned.
"So what do we do now?"Lindsay asked.
"Well I suggest that we advance out of the Cave"Cameron replied.
"Of course! Why didn't I think of that?"Lindsay smiled.
"Now lets go!"Cameron shouted.
"Whatever wimp"Duncan replied.
*Cameron sighed*
Confessional
Cameron:"We have another Jo,Duncan.I'm just glad Eva isn't would be a Nightmare"
End Confessional
Campgrounds-
Alejandro's Team is seen running along the Seaside to get to the Finish Line.
"Hey were in First"Alejandro smirked.
Izzy and her team is seen by a Giant Slingshot.
"You do not expect me to get on this thing do you!?"Heather yelled.
"Only if you don't want to get voted out"Noah replied.
"Whatever"Heather sighed as she stepped on the Platform.
"Izzy is ready for Lauch"Izzy smirked.
"Lightning is not sure about t-
Izzy launched the Slingshot.
"Woohoo!"Izzy yelled as she pulled the Lever.
"AHHHHHH!"Yelled the rest of them.
Scott and the rest of the his Team is seen walking.
Come on guys!"Scott yelled.
"Why do you always complain"Courtney yelled.
"Me? You alway say you're a freaking CIT and can do anything!"Duncan yelled.
"Guys come on"Gwen said.
"Sorry Gwen,but this girl is starting to get on my last Nerves!"
Confessional
Scott:"I see. Duncan and Courtney still have something for each I can use this to my advantage.
End Confessional
Five minutes later-
Alejandro team sees the Finish Line and Chris.
"Well it looks like that team is going to win by a Landslide"Chris annouced.
"Victory is at hand!"Alejandro smirked.
Suddenly we can see something coming in Hot.
"Wait a Sec,Is that Owen!"Chris yelled.
Owen was traveling at 50 MPH and with the Force of 5 Elephants and with Everyone on him.
Time Slowed down for a bit and everyone managed to dodged the Speeding Owen,before he crashed in the Intern Cabins.
*BOOM*
"Whoa!"Chris snickered.
"It looks like Owen's Team wins invincibility and a trip to the Infirmiry"Chris said.
"Looks like I'll be seeing you guys at the Elimination and this time,no break because we are on a Time Limit"Chris snickered.
"NOOOOOO!"Alejandro yelled.
"Perfect"Scott smirked.
Elimination Ceremony-
"Welcome everyone to the Elimination ceremony,this is something new so do you need me to explain it?"Chris asked.
"No!"Everyone yelled.
"Great! Anyways If you are safe you get a marshmallow,if not you must go to the Dock of Shame and board the Boat of Losers"Chris explained.
"Nice,no Catapult"Cameron smiled.
"Anyways go and vote and meet back here."Chris said.
Five minutes Later-
"Okay lets see,now the first few go to Mike,Zoey,Scott and Leshawna"Chris said as he tossed the treat to them.
"Nice"Zoey smiled as she caught hers.
The marshmallow hit Mike in the Eye.
*Deep Breath*
"Dagnabit!"Chester yelled.
"Next is,Harold,Gwen,Duncan and Tyler."Chris said as he tossed them their marshmallows.
"It's about time"Heather smirked.
"Alright the almost last set goes to Anne Maria,Alejandro,Lindsay,Cameron,DJ,Bridgette and Beth."Chris said.
All of them,got their marshmallows.
"Sierra,Jo and Courtney. All of you are annoying but only two of you are going to stay,even though I want you all ou-
"Just get on with it!"Courtney yelled.
"Fine the next marshmallow goes to Sierra"Chris smirked.
"Eeeee! Yay!"Sierra cried.
"Jo and Courtney both of you on the chopping block,who is going to go Home? Lets find Final marshmallow goes to...
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"What!"Jo yelled.
"Yes!"Cameron said under his breath.
"What was that?"Jo yelled.
"Jo,Dock of Shame is that way"Chris snickered.
"Fine,but I'll be Back"Jo said as she went on the Boat.
"I don't think so"Chris said as he Pressed a Button.
The Boat transformed into a Catapult and launched Jo away.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!"Jo yelled.-
"Hehe! I just had to do that once this Year"Chris laughed.
"What will happen next time? Will Mike show anymore of those crazy "Characters" Will I get anymore Hotter and Will Chef get paid? Find out next time on Total Drama Return Of The Island!"Chris shouted as the Screen went Black.
(End)
Next Time:The Teams are formed and we see the cast perform in the best strategy thinking challenge ever! Real life "Dungeons and Dragons!"
Date:8/28/12