Of President and Hitmen CH2: Fighting Black Sheep

After the two of you got off the plane, you weren't quite sure of what to do. So you and the Prez walked toward the baggage claim; and on your way there, she spotted a man holding a sign with her name on it.

"Look," She said pointing to him, "you think that's me?"

"It has to be," you replied, "it's written in Japanese."

You both walked over to the Italian man and asked if she was who he was looking for. He smiled and nodded, so you went to pick up your bags and headed out to his car.

Once you were in the car, it really clicked that you were in Italy! You and the Prez gawked at out the windows of the car. The scenery was insanely beautiful! The architecture! Even the people and language! Everything was so amazing!

The chauffeur looked in his rearview mirror to see the two of you had dozed off. He let up the windows, which auto tinted so you couldn't see inside the car or out. He let up the window between them and him, so you all couldn't see take a secret passageway. A boulder moved to the side and went in, driving ten minutes down a narrow tunnel lit with lights. Once the car emerged from the tunnel, it was a distance off from where they were. He let the window between them back down, so in case the girls woke up, they could see the mansion.

Which 2 minutes later, they did.

"_! _! Wake up" The Prez was beating on you arm and chest, urging you to wake up and see the sight.

"Oww~! What?" you asked angrily, waking up. The you saw it. A castle! Actually it was smaller, more like a mansion! Still, it was bigger than you school! The sight became even more amazing after you passed the gate and made you way into the driveway. You and the Prez sat dumbfounded at its beauty.

"C-Can you imagine what it looks like on the inside," the Prez whispered as the car stopped.

The two of you exchanged a look and hopped out of the car. "Its so amazing!" You declared.

Men came out of the mansion to take your bags out of the car. -"Jeez, Prez," you breathed, "who did you say your uncle was?"

"O he doesn't live here alone. It's more of a group home kind of thing. He used to live somewhere else though, so this is my first time here."

"HIIIIII~~!" A loud high pitched greeting assaulted you ears.

You stuck your fingers in your ears and turned toward the house. You turned to see a huge man bounding up the both of you. When he got closer you could see he had a muscular physique and a bright neon green mohawk, and despite it being nighttime he wore sunglasses.

"Um... Hello?" Prez said craning her neck up to look at him.

"Hello, bella! You must be the niece! My name is Lussuria!" He picked the both of you up and hugged you tightly.

'Personal space! PERSONAL SPACE!' you thought frantically.

"I can't believe that creeper has such is related to such cute people!" He set you down and took your hand in one of his hands, and the Prez's hand in the other, and began swinging them. "Come on, your rooms are on the second floor to the right!"

He practically skipped up stairs and showed you to your rooms. Your bags were already there.

"I'm sure you ladies are tired, but if you're hungry, you can come downstairs and I"ll make you something to eat."

You both declined promising to eat in the morning. Prez went to her room, and you went to yours and collapsed on your queen sized bed. You let your muscles relax and sighed deeply. Then you smiled and laughed, ecstatic about the vacation. You were going to have a blast!

The plane had landed around five something, but the Vongola's didn't get out of the airport until around six.

Thinking about it, it would be the first time that they would actually be going to the Varia mansion. It was quite a stunning sight to say the least. After getting off the plane, it took a while to leave the airport since Lambo had a tough time at the security desk (even after we told him to clean out his afro before we got on the pane). When they had finally gotten on their way, it was getting dark; but it wasn't dark enough that they couldn't see the sights.

Italy was so beautiful.

When the sun finally set, the chauffeur asked them to let up their windows. The windows were w=so dark tat we couldn't see out of them. Then he let up the divider sep[arating him from the passengers.

Not much talking went on inside the car, but that was okay.

When we pulled up to the mansion, everyone stared in awe. The Varia Headquarters was so beautiful!

The ancient Italian architecture laced the building, and the entire mansion had an air of danger, elegance, and age.

"Wow, this place is so cool," Yamamoto laughed.

The young Vongola and his crew, stretched and relaxed as Varia members came out and took their bags inside.

"HIIIIIIII~~~~!" A loud greeting assaulted everyone's ears, waking up Lambo who had been sleeping in Chrome's arms.

A flamboyant Lussuria bounded up to the crew. "I hope everyone's feeling ok after that long flight!" Tsuna was a little creeped out by Lussuria's presence, but Reborn fixed that with a swift kick to the back of his head. "W-We're fine, Lussuria-san," Tsuna mumbled. -"Oh, you can call me Mama!" he exclaimed enveloping Ryohei in a bear hug.

'I probably won't," Tsuna thought.

"You're friends are already here, so I'll show you guys to you your rooms!" Lussuria said happily and took them inside.

Yamamoto didn't quite catch that last part; what did he mean by 'friends?'

Lussuria took them to their rooms on the second floor and tot he right. "I'll convince them to let you sleep a bit since you just got here," he went to their rooms, Tsuna bunked with Lambo and Gokudera, Yamamoto with Ryohei, and Chrome slept alone. The boys took Lussuria up on his offer and ate before they went to bed.

The Next Day...

You had slept well last next morning, you awoke to knocking at your door. You yawned and stretched; and then you shuffled to open the door. You looked down at the Prez who beamed up at you. You could tell that she had come up with one of her genius ideas.

"Yeah, Prez?" you asked groggily.

"We should go for a hike today! Do some Italian exploring, y'know?" she exclaimed, her satin pajamas shining.

You didn't even have to think about it (not that you would've had another choice), "Of course!"

"Be ready in an hour!"

"Okaaayyy..." you said closing the door.

Meanwhile...(After you Had Left)

"HEY! GET YOUR LAZY ASSES UP! ITS NOON ALREADY!

The boys (and girl) jolted awake.

Yamamoto opened his bedroom door hoping to find his old instructor, Squalo; but it was only some Varia man. 'Oh well,' he thought.

"Come on, get some breakfast," he said.

The Vongola guardians went downstairs to the dining room. A delicious looking breakfast had been laid so everyone could get what they wanted. After they had eaten, they had just kind of milled around, wondering what to do next.

"So, what now?" Ryohei asked.

And as if on que, a loud 'VOI" erupted in the halls. The dining room door was kicked open and Superbi Squalo stormed in, his long, silver hair flowing behind him. "I heard you brats needed training!"

"HIEEEE~~~!"

Tch!"

"Apparently we need EXTREME training!"

"Gupyah!"

"..."

"Well brats, we're not gonna go easy on you morons!" The rest of Varia's elite filed into the kitchen (excluding Xanxus obviously). Ryohei was to be trained by Lussuria; Yamamoto by Squalo, Lambo by Levi, Chrome by Mammon, and both Tsuna and Gokudera were to be trained by the elite Yamo Kurishin.

The masters took their students and went off with them, ready to begin their day and hell training.

Grooowwwlll!

"Damn, _! I heard that from all the way over here!" Prez said a few yards ahead of you.

"Well, I can't help it!," you called back, "I'm hungry!" 'Not to mention havung to carry this huge back pack isn't helping any,' you thought.

She reached in her fanny pack and pulled out some juice and a granola bar. You had to admit, she looked so adorable with her hiker boots and her hair in pigtails. You ate it happily and continued on your trail. The both of you looked at all of the forest in its fantastical wonder. You played in the rivers and streams and climbed trees and whatnot. It was absolutely amazing! Atop the tallest hill in the forest, you climbed to the canopy and poked your heads out of the top.

Prez sighed at the sight. "I'm so glad you came here with me."

"Thanks for inviting me," you smiled. "By the way," you began turning to the Prez, "Who is this uncle you're visiting?

Her face paled in the sunlight. "Um, I haven't seen him since we got here, but I'm sure he'll turn up soon!" She seemed like she didn't want to talk to him. 'Strange,' you thought, 'considering we came all this way to visit him, and we have yet to even see him.'

"Look, he's kinda the black sheep of the family. I'm here to try and patch things up between both sides."

Thaaaat made sense.

"Ok," you replied.

The two of you sat in silence looking over the forest when a loud boom shook you from your thoughts. 'Did I just feel the ground shake?' you thought. Then you felt it again, and it was so hard the second time, you almost fell out of the tree.

"What the hell was that?" you asked.

"Not a clue," she replied, "But we should find out." You climbed out of the tree and she began pulling your wrist toward the noise.

Following the sounds of the explosions, you both saw a hug bolt of lightning strike down in the forest.'Holy crap!' you thought jumping back. "Something's going on over there," Prez whispered.

"What?" you asked confused.

She pulled your arm down and you both crawled toward the bushes.

Peeking through them, you were appalled at the sight. There was a huge grown man, who appeared to be wearing a crap ton of umbrella's on his back, and had a freaky mustache. He was beating down a little kid in a cow suit who was about a fifth of his size! I mean, he was really just... Laying him out! Punching him in the face, kicking him, and things like that. Then, he pulled one of the umbrella's off his back and...

ZZZAAAPPP!

The little boy was electrocuted, fried, and backed by a bolt of lightning! He tried to crawl away, chanting, "Gotta... Stay... Calm..." This was insanity! And the little boy lived! What was even crazier was that you hadn't heard a word of protest from your own child-like President who was heavily against child abuse. When you looked over to ask if she was alright, but she was gone. 'Huh?' You thought looking up.

"UNCLE LEVI~!" The Prez shouted storming over to the huge man. "What do you think you're doing?"

The man, Levi you presumed, looked at the pint-sized girl and his eyes bugged out of his head.

"N-niece! W-What are you doing here?" He closed up his umbrella and jabbed it back into his back as if trying to pretend that that didn't just happen. That he didn't just electrocute a child.

"You invited me here, Uncle Levi!" she exclaimed running over to the battered and bruised kid, scooping him up in her arms. "I guess now I know why."

"What do you mean, niece?" he asked.

"I mean that there are probably a bunch of children here at this mansion, where you guys just beat them into submission and sell them on the black market!" Her uncle looked dumfounded. "Is tat why you invited me here? To sell me? Is that why it was okay to bring a friend, so you can sell them too?"

"N-niece, wait-"

"Come on, _!" she shouted, never breaking eye contact with him.

She shocked you by calling your name. You scrambled to your feet and came out of the bushes. You stared at her uncle with a creeped out expression, and he just looked lost. The two of you took off walking briskly into the woods when you reached her. Only you looked back when he called after her.

The battered little boy in the Prez's arms looked to be about five years old. He was obviously of Italian descent and had a thick, black head of said his name was Lambo (or Rambo, or something like that).

Prez asked him how he had gotten there; he replied that he was asleep for most of the ride, but apparently it took a 'reeeally looong' time.

"Bastards," Prez muttered as he drifted to sleep, "To do this to children..."

It was quiet for a while, until she busted out with, a random question: "Do I have the words 'Pedophile's Dream', written across my forehead!"

"W-What!" you asked shocked.

"I mean, just because I have the body of a 12 year old, doesn't mean I'm not as old as I really am! I mean, if a pedophile found out I was 18, they'd kill me in an instant!"

You were deadpanned at her statement.

"Plus! I have boobs!"

"OK, Prez! I get it! You're upset your uncle wanted to sell you!" Then you thought glumly, 'What if he was going to sell me too?'

"You're right, I'm sorry," she said shifting the little boy.

"So, where are we gonna go?" you asked. "Back to your uncle's house?"

Prez stopped and handed you the kid, and you put him on your back.

"I didn't want to go back there, but that is where our stuff is, and there are probably more kids there that need to be rescued. We have to send for help. I'll call the police."

You paused, "But Prez, we don't even know where we are. I mean, when I think about it, I haven't seen an address of where we are or anything."

She growled realizing you were right. "We'll just have to find out then, won't we?"

Back at the Mansion... Lambo awakened to you setting him down on the toilet seat.

"Hm... Where are we?" Lambo asked.

"Don't panic," you whispered, "but we're back at the mansion. We just came to patch you up a bit, then we're getting out of here." He gave you a confused look, but you wrote it off as childlike innocence.

The Prez patched him up and asked, "Lambo, was there anyone else with you when those people brought you here?"

You looked at the Prez and she looked back saying, "We have to get as many children as we can out of here." She was right.

He smiled and puffed out his chest triumphantly. "I came here with my henchmen," he declared.

'WTH?' "Your 'henchmen'?" you asked. "What are there names?"

He looked up quizzically, trying t remember. Then he said, "My henchmen are: Reborn, and Bakadera, Tako-head was there, Chrome too, and so was Tsuna and Yamamoto!"

Your breath hitched in your throat. 'Did he say 'Tsuna and Yamamoto'?'

"Did you say 'Tsuna and Yamamoto?" you ask.

"Mhm!" he nodded his head in agreement. "Tsuna is kind of a loser, but Yamamoto is one of my best henchmen!"

You and Prez locked eyes and thought the same thing: 'Those names have to be a coincidence.'

Author's Note:

AAAAhhhh! Finally, I got it up! So now you know that the Prez's uncle is actually Levi.

I'm so sorry its been forever, but I'll get the next chapter hopefully by the end of the week. I've already got up to chapetr 5 written

To my only reviewer, Yami Kuroshin, I've dedicated a cameo to you! (Can you tell who you are? XD)

I would like more reviews, so people tell tell me how I am. Do I suck? Do I rock? Am I a'ight? Anyway, here's a preview of the next chapter.

"Never in your life," Prez stated defiantly.

"Bu-but, niece, I'm only thinking about what's best for you!"

"Uncle Levi," she began, crossing her arms over her chest," You're asking me to not only put my life at risk, but the life of an innocent cicvilian, who also happens to be my best friend," she gestured to you. "And why should I listen to you anyway, family black sheep?"

Haha! Wow, that's the worst preview ever! The story gets better as it goes along! kinda. I'll update my other story soon! (Not that anyone cares)!