A/N Ok, so this chapter's game came from someone else. i amd trying to find that person to give them credit. I eill re edit this later. i really hope you enjoy. and if you could, give me and idea for another chapter. i need game ideas.

Chapter 2: Avada Shag Marry

"Alright, I think we are all here?" Hermione said looking around at her 15 guests. Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Alice and Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Ron, Ginny, Fred and George Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Severus Snape, Elizabeth Lupin, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black.

"Yes, this is everyone." Alice said. "This week is my turn to pick the game. We are going to play my favorite game, Avada, Shag, Marry. You say three names that everybody knows and someone has to say who they would Avada, who they would shag, and who they would marry. Understand?"

"Alice, you have a very twisted mind." Elizabeth said.

"Well, Lizzie, blame that on Draco and Blaise. They came up with the game." Alice replied.

"Um, well, Blaise, Draco, you have very twisted minds."

"Thanks." Blaise said.

"Ok, I'll start." Draco said. "Harry, this one is for you. Hermione, Pansy, and Ginny."

"Ah, ok then, Avada Pansy, shag Hermione and Marry Ginny." Harry replied.

"Yay!" Ginny screamed.

"Alright, It's my turn now." Harry said. "Ron. Luna, Pansy, Snape."

"Really? Ok, Avada Pansy."

"Does everyone want to kill me?" Pansy asked.

"YES!" the whole room screamed.

"Where was i? Oh yeah, so Avada Pansy, shag Luna then Marry Snape." Ron concluded.

"WHAT!" Snape bellowed.

"Sorry, I'd rather put up with you than Luna's nonsense." Ron thought for a minute before concluding, "Ok Snape. Lily Potter, McGonagall, and Hermione."

"This is rather odd. Avada McGonagall, don't tell her I said that, Shag Hermione and Marry Lily."

Hermione went red in the face and Draco clenched his fists.

Snape looked at Remus, "Sirius, Ron, and Pansy."

"Avada Pansy, no offense, Shag Ron and Marry Sirius, of course" Remus turned to Sirius, "ME, Snape and Dumbledore."

Sirius made a face before saying, "Kill Snape, Shag old Dumbles, and marry my Remmie poo." Sirius smirked before turning to Lizzie. "Lizzie, you have George, Neville, and Snivellus."

"Kill Snape, Shag Neville, and marry George." Neville was blushing and George wrapped his arm around Lizzie possessively and smiled.

Lizzie turned to Alice, "Blaise, Fred, and Neville."

"Um, ok, kill Neville, Shag Fred and Marry Blaise." Alice said then turned to Hermione, "Pansy, Ron, and Draco."

"Ok, easy, kill Pansy, Shag Ron and Marry Draco." Hermione replied smiling at Draco. "Ok, Ginny, you have Harry, Dean Tomas and Colin Creevy."

"Really? Ok, Kill Colin, shag Dean and marry Harry." Ginny said "Ok Fred you have you have Alice, Hermione, and Pansy."

"Kill Pansy; shag Alice and Marry Hermione I guess." Fred looked at his twin brother and smirked, "Ok Georgie, you have McGonagall, Sprout, and Umbridge."

"HAHA. Kill Umbridge, Shag sprout and marry McGonagall." Geroge laughed. "Alright Neville, you get Miss Luna, Alice and Ginny."

Neville was blushing ear to ear. "Ah, well, sorry, I really wouldn't kill any of them but I guess, ah, Ginny, shag Alice, and marry Luna." Neville stuttered in his whole response. "Well, Luna, uh, you have Harry, Ron, and, uh, well, me I guess."

"Oh, well I don't like the term kill so I would like to see Ronald desist. Make love to Harry and I would LOVE to marry and have him accompany me to America in the search for Nargles, the lovely Neville." Luna replied in a daze.

"Um, well, wow, I would love to go to America with you." Neville said Blushing.

"Yay, ok now, Mr. Zabini who would you Avada, Shag, Marry? Alice, Hermione and Pansy." Luna said in a sing-song voice.

"Easy, Kill Pansy…"

"Ugh." Pansy moaned, "How can I be that bad?"

"Shag Hermione and Marry my wonderful and beautiful girlfriend Alice." Blaise continued. "Speaking of that." Blaise lowered himself onto one knee in front of Alice. "Alice McKinley Malfoy, Will you marry me?" He pulled out a little black velvet box and opened it to reveal a stunning white diamond 35kt golf ring.

Alice had a silent tear running down her face when she shrieked "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" Blaise stood up and gently slid the ring into its rightful place on her left hand. He pulled her into a long, and passionate kiss.

"Excuse me, but uh, we were in the middle of a game here." Draco said.

"Sorry, we can celebrate later! Let's continue the game." Alice replied not wanting her make out session to end.

"Ok then, Blaise your up." Ron said.

The game continued for the next hour and a half. Each turn getting crazier, creepier and down right hilarious.. Pansy was always getting killed.

"Okay, I don't know why you all want to kill me, but have any of you noticed that none of you have given me one?" Pansy complained.

"Ah, okay then. Dumbledore, Snape and Flitwick." Draco gave her.

"Easy, I would shag them all."

"Ugh." Snape moaned.

"Pansy that is not how the game works." Blaise said.

"Fine, Kill Dumbledore, shag Flitwick and Marry Snape." She said.

"Wow." Harry mumbled.

Everyone had a good time, except maybe pansy.

"Okay Lizzie, you are hosting the next party. Draco, you will get to pick the game. See you all later." Hermione said.