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All who review!

Now, I decided that I should explain how they look, I just have to tell you guys, or it won't leave my mind.

Sage:
Eyes: Hazel

Hair: shoulder length dark brown, curly. ( Her bangs and top layer blond)

Style of clothes: tomboy-ish

Piercings: Ears

Nikki:

Eyes: gray-green

Hair: long (tailbone length)Platinum blond, straight. (tips of bangs black)

Style of clothes: Gothic (not emo, she doesn't cut herself, jeez)

Piercing: ears and nose

Thank you again.

Enjoy!

Oh, and I don't own anything but Legolas (what a girl can dream, ok I don't own him either, but if I did own LOTR do you really think I would be writing on fanfiction.

Just use prior knowledge people!

XxX

(Nikki's P.O.V)

Aragorn look at me, wide eyed.

"How did you kn-?" he was about to ask.

"Don't worry about it. The real question is how did you get in my house?" I asked, shaking Legolas's hand off to no avail.

"Well, we don't exactly know. In what era are we, it doesn't look like Middle Earth." Sam said, looking out the glass sliding door.

"That's 'cuz it's not. You, my dearies, are on planet…..Earth….." I said, wiggling my fingers.

"YUP! Not upper or lower Earth, just Earth." Sage said, hopping up.

"We still don't know your names." Frodo said.

"Oh, I almost forgot you were there, Frodo." I said.

All eyes on me.

Oh shit, I forgot they didn't know we knew their names.

"H-h-how do you know my name?" he asked, his voice shaking.

So I decided to creep them out, maybe they get so scared they'll run away.

Highly unlikely though.

Oh well, I'll take my chances.

"Oh, did I scare you? Legolas, Gimli, don't need to hover over us. Pippin, Sam, Merry, get out of my kitchen. So, anymore questions?" I said, smiling inwardly.

Their eyes became huge, Sage's too, and they all walked up to me.

"I'm sorry if I scared you, I just, I don't know, I know your names is all, you can put your axe down, Gimli, I ain't afraid of you." I said, Gimli raising his axe to my back.

"So, I want some uhh…..water, Pippin, Merry, Same, Frodo, wanna come?" Sage asked.

What a friend, ehh.

"I can't explain how I know your names, I just do, so um, yeah." I said, blushing near the end.

"WOULD IT BE BAD TO GIVE HOBBITS SODA?" Sage yelled from the kitchen.

"YES, VERY, BUT YOU COULD GIVE IT TO THE ELF, HE MIGHT LIKE IT, BUT ONLY IF IT'S COKE, WE GOTTA GIVE HIM THE GOOD STUFF!" I yelled back.

"…the elf…" Legolas murmured under him breathe, as if confused.

"..Oh, me….what's soda…" he said.

My god, he wasn't like this in the movies…

" WHAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE MILK?" Sage screamed, again.

"THAT'S ALSO NOT A GOOD IDEA, JUST GIVE THEM WATER!" I screamed back.

"Chocolate milk?" Aragorn asked.

"Milk….that tastes like chocolate…." I said.

They stared, dumbfounded.

"You don't know what chocolate is, forget it." I said, sighing.

"Hey, maybe we should tell them our names." Sage said, walking in with hobbits in tow.

"Oh, ok, well I'm Nikki, and this is Sage." I said.

"That's and pretty name!" Pippin said, bouncing.

I looked at his glass, soda.

" I said no soda." I exclaimed, looking at Sage.

"And thanks, Pippin, Nick is really a guys' name, so I usually get made fun of, though I don't know why…" I said, taking his glass away and handing it to Legolas.

" Yeah, I know I said I wouldn't, but I did it anyway." Sage said, drinking the rest.

I nodded and looked at Legolas, who downed it, and had this crazy look in his eyes.

I walked up to him, slapped him across the face, and watched his eyes go back to normal.

"Thank you." He said, rubbing his cheek.

I nodded.

"Nicks, I'm tired, its 12:37, I wanna go to sleep." Sage whined.

I looked at the hobbits, who yawned.

"Alright sleeping arrangements." I said.

"Legolas and Aragorn, you have master bedroom, if you don't mind sharing. Gimli, Sam, and Frodo, you can have my bed. Merry and Pippin, guest bedroom. I'll show you around in a second, but first, do any of you have a problem with you roommates?" I asked.

They all shook their heads.

"Nikki, what do you use for bathing?" Pippin asked.

"Yes, before we came here, we were a mess, and we still are." Sam chimed in.

I looked at Sage.

She looked mortified.

"We use showers, w-w-would you like to use it?" I asked.

They all nodded.

Fun.

We had three bathrooms, but one was being re-tiled.

"Err, umm, so how do you wanna do this.

~30 minutes later~

I had Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Sam.

Sage had the rest.

I turned on the water.

"Alright, Sam, you first, is the water too hot." I asked.

My heart racing.

I've never seen a man naked.

Well, once, but it on accident, I SWEAR!

I turned towards him.

He already stripped down to nothing.

He stuck his foot in and shook him head.

He got all the way in and sighed.

"This is the best thing ever!" he said, eyes closed.

I heard everyone laugh.

I couldn't help but giggle.

" Ok, Sam, umm use this, and put it all over your body and I'm gonna look away." I said, handing him the soap and turned around, only to meet Legolas's eyes.

"Woah, hi there." I said.

He laughed and Sam sighed again.

I bit my lip trying not to laugh.

"I'm done, and I smell nice."

So I explain what shampoo was and gave him my Jackson's so he didn't smell like raspberries.

"Don't get it in your eyes." I warned.

"It hurts." I said.

He nodded.

I didn't want to give him conditioner, I didn't think he would even want it.

Jackson doesn't use it and, again, doubt he wants to smell like fruit.

I handed him a huge, fluffy, white towel and told him to sit on the counter.

"Next." I said.

I turned around to meet Gimli, oh JOY!

"Is the water to hot for you?" I asked.

"No, it could be hotter, if you don't mind." He said.

I shook my head and turned it higher.

I heard him groan and he smiled.

"Why I feel like a prince." He said, spinning.

I laughed along with the others.

I gave Gimli the bar of soap and told him the same thing.

I gave him the shampoo and he put some on his beard and his head.

"Wow, Gimli, just wow." I said.

He just snorted.

After he was done I handed him crimson red towel, fluffier than Sam's.

I told him to sit on the toilet.

I dreaded who was next.

I turned my head to….ARAGORN!

"Welcome, king of Gondor, to my shower." I said, not looking at him, but my shower.

When he stepped in, he sighed.

"If only we had these in Middle Earth."

Again with the soap and shampoo and handed him an overly big green towel like Sam's.

He just leaned against the counter, towel around his waist.

" Come on, twinkletoes, your turn," I said, grabbing Legolas's hand and led him in.

I saw him struggle with his braides to I leaned to help him.

Only, just my luck, I fell on top on him.

I screamed, he screamed, they screamed, we all freaked..and so on and so fourth.

" I AM SO SORRY!" I screamed, jumping up.

He shook his head.

"It's quite alright, it was an accident." He said, staying calm.

I handed him the soap.

And then I realized something.

Something veerrryyy important.

I'm all out of Jackson's shampoo.

"Legolas, do you like…raspberries?" I asked.

He nodded, "Why?"

"You might have to smell like one…" I said.

He shrugged.

I handed it to him.

By the time he was done, Sage walked in.

I handed Legolas a big black towel.

"Nikki, I'm gonna put all of their clothes in the wash, they have to sleep naked to night."

Oh joy.

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