Mio Mio = Main heroine's in game name

Senpai = Satoru Suzuki/Momonga/Ainz

Scissor-chan and I

[Mio Mio is a young woman with neatly kept hair of a golden-blond colour that extends slightly pass the shoulders. The hair is styled with a large red ribbon on the left-side that uplifts the hair, revealing her beauty mark under the left eye corner. Her irises are ruby red, complemented with long lustrous eyelashes and a sharp gaze. Her nose is a perfect shape and size. Her lips are an alluring blood red. Her skin was pale but does not emanate a sickly demeanour. She is casually dressed in Valkyrie styled brownish-golden turtleneck, colour matching skirt, along with long black socks. Quite the dignified and innocent look you say?

Um… yes but… Let us skip to the chase on her appearance. Basically, she gives you a feeling of "Please step on me, Onee-sama!"

There is no way that cleavage revealing diamond on her chest is not on purpose. The skirt's length and design teases the immoral feeling of trying to find the ends of the garter-belt. Furthermore, there is no way the long black socks are trying to hide the legs. Rather, it emphasises the long and slender legs that you want doing the punishment.

Eh? The armour plating of the clothing and knee height steel leg boots? More like "Please use those and step on this spot harder!"

The angelic atmosphere radiated by the angelic wings that come out behind her back? More like "The feeling of corruption is the best!"

Her deep aristocratic bitch tone of voice just makes you just want to go "Hnnng! More! Scorn me more!"

Oh. Her three sizes top-to-bottom, height, weight, and underwear of the day are a perfect 80-..]

What. The. Fuck!? This kind of retarded description gets carried on from Yggdrasil?

Sigh. I put my World's View book away. What is the item? This is just a common item from Yggdrasil that holds miscellaneous public descriptions of player characters. If you were well-known enough in Yggdrasil, some people wrote entries about you. The entries are public, and when voted with enough likes, the entries become your description in the World's View.

Looks like World's View works slightly different in this new world. Rather than descriptions being formed from entries, the descriptions are formed from popular public opinions. However, this begs the question, how the heck are my measurements so exact!?

The only time I had my measurements taken was by one of the sisters at Slane Theocracy churches for new clothing a day ago. Besides… it is by popular public opinion right?

Eh... No way… A shiver crawls down my back as I came to realisation.

I want to leave this world already! How long again has it been since I've been sent to this world from Yggdrasil? Three days, nine hours, forty-three minutes and fifty-two seconds – The time that I could have been spending looking at senpai.

Instead, I am staying at a church while being guarded by a few vermin. I do enjoy the luxurious stay in the church rooms and hot-baths are not easy to find.

On the other hand, this is so restrictive!

Furthermore! The bishops keeps shouting something about "Envoy of God's will!" or "The foresight of the future!" or "Our path to victory!" How annoying! Do these people not know I am actually of the succubus race and my appearance is due to cash shop items?

The reason for creating succubus race back in Yggdrasil was simple. The race received special favours from the game developers, and had access to lots more cash and non-cash appearances. Just thinking about the appearances would make you come to the conclusion "the game developers and sisters of this church were related."

Anyways, the wide selection of appearances made easy disguise. In addition, the tracking abilities obtained from the ranger class made it very easy to stalk senpa… Ahem… made a good gameplay strategy to track a target. Ranger abilities were quite useful during time of heteromorphic race hunt too. I specialise at defence, buffing, tracking, bindings and detection, while having minimal offensive capabilities.

Me being hunted?

Ufufufu.

By the way, during the time back in Yggdrasil, I was not the one being hunted. No. I was the one who instigated the whole "hate on heteromorphic race" thing. There were a few reasons for me to start this hate thing.

Firstly, people player-killed for drops and experience. If players focused the heteromorphic race, senpai will die more. This is because senpai is playing as an undead lich.

Secondly, I knew I would be at a disadvantage if I tried to kill senpai with direct combat. Being in Yggdrasil longer, senpai had more information, knowledge, and mechanical skills than me. Therefore, I needed people to hunt him for me.

Thus, leading to the third and final reason. Horny men with a stupid sense of justice were surprising easy to influence. Most of the men that participated in the beginning hunts flocked to me when I was on the microphone. Then I just went with some idiot reasoning to hunt heteromorphic race like "Isn't it unfair heteromorphic races are unbalanced?" or "Eww. Heteromorphic races look disgusting." The rest of the participants just went along with the flow.

Hnng. I get so flustered just thinking about the times I got parties together to track and hunt down senpai over and over again. The times I pounced senpai easily numbered over forty-three times.

Each time I player-killed him, senpai became more and more desperate in tactics to try preserve his precious experience and items. His voice of strength, anger and surprise also became weaker and weaker. Kyahhn… senpai, were you going to break? You were breaking right? I would have patched you up together nice and good with my homemade cooking you know?

Ah… but the senpai who was so try hard in attempting to escape my binding skills was adorable too. Not only was he tied up once, but five times with chains, seven times with rope, six times with stocks… and my favourite, nineteen times with leather straps. Ahn… senpai, your pitiful and pleading voice to spare you was like poisonous nectar during the last few player-kills.

Ueheuhuehe…

I wonder if it is because of my succubus race that I am like this now. Rolling on the bed, my hands wriggled their way down past my belly...

...to grab this long, hard and sharp object...

Scissor-chan.

I wonder, and I wonder… what kind of lovely expression senpai was showing each time I killed him. The expression when I stabbed him over and over again, which ever so slowly depleted his health bar. Scissor-chan, how many times did you normally stab him before he died? I was quite surprised to find piercing damage weak against undead. No worries, Scissor-chan. It was quite fun slowly enjoying senpai. Too bad the senpai's avatar face could not show facial expressions.

Scissor-chan, I prefer using you over Candle-wax-kun to torment senpai, because senpai's lich is weak to fire and dies too quickly to fire damage.

Ah. Stupid! It's not because I like bullying senpai or anything with my remade Scissor-chan on Yggdrasil. He simply needs to notice me and know I am better than his game. Unfortunately, stupid Onii-chan ruined our fun tim… Ahem… ruin my objective by rescuing senpai later on.