From the Diary of Ernest Nightray

by WOWZAcoolBEANS

Ernest Nightray is dead. To try to find a motive behind his beheading, Pandora investigated his diary. This is what they found. /A humorous account of Ernest Nightray's vastly interesting experience of life./

2. Day 1

Case file: The Diary of Ernest Nightray

Day 1

Today I ran out of hair product.

I tried to get Hans to go into town to purchase me some hair product. He said no, and told me that he only listened to orders from Vanessa, anyway.

So I asked Vanessa to ask Hans to go into town to purchase me some hair product, under the guise that it was for her. She told me that he seemed skeptical, since she does not have as much hair as I do, and since I had asked him that morning, but he went to town and purchased me my hair product anyway.

He was quite vexed when he discovered it was for me. But I have my hair product now, and what can Hans do? I am a very clever noble and he is my sister's servant.

This has truly been a day of many accomplishments.

Sincerely,

Ernest Nightray