I am making another one because I'm too lazy to do my other stories! And… yeah, that's all I got. R and R please!

Episode 2: Caliburn the Sword

"This show is stupid," Sonic protested, folding his arms over his chest. "I don't wanna be here!"

"Lighten up, knave!" a voice a row behind him said. "It is simply for fun!"

"I know that voice!" Sonic exclaimed, turning around. "Caliburn! What are you doing here?"

Sure enough, Sonic's sword from the King Arthur storybook was sitting (or rather, laying) in the seat behind him, a grin on his circular face. "I received an invitation, same as you," he replied.

"Who's Caliburn?" Tails asked his friend.

"Uh…" Sonic stalled, not wanting to get into the full story then and there. "He's… my sword…"

"Your sword?" Knuckles asked, finally speaking to the blue blur. "Since when have you had a talking sword?"

Sonic couldn't respond; the lights dimmed again and Poppy walked out, same as last time when she asked for Sonic.

"Who's it going to be?" Caliburn was ecstatic. "This is quite enjoyable!"

"I hope I'm not picked again," Sonic grumbled.

"Don't worry," Tails reassured him. "They won't pick you twice."

"Caliburn?" Poppy called out to the audience. "I'm looking for a Caliburn!"

"Surely they jest?!" the sword muttered in shock, sinking as low as he could get.

"Aha! Yeah! This'll be fun!" Sonic smirked. He stood up and pointed to Caliburn. "He's over here!" he cried as loud as he could.

Immediately, a light shown on the seat that Sonic was gesturing to. Caliburn sighed and floated down to lay in the chair.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.

"Let us get this over with," Caliburn sighed again.

Caliburn the Sword… his blade is made of ice cream.

"What foolishness is this?" Caliburn exclaimed. "My edge is most certainly NOT made of ice cream!"

"Yeah, that is a bit stupid," Sonic muttered.

Then why else would Sonic lick you?

"WHAT?!" Sonic exclaimed, attempting to crawl over the seats. Tails and Knuckles held him back. "Lemme at him!"

"For your information," the sword said in an act of loyalty. "Sonic the Hedgehog has not licked me. Not once."

You've never seen this then.

Poppy pulled down a screen and pushed out a projector. She pushed the play button on her remote, and the audience had to squint to see the following clip:

A campfire is burning out in the middle of the woods. Sonic and Caliburn are fast asleep on the ground. Sonic rolls over towards the sword, and licks him, muttering, "Mmm… ice cream…"

"That would explain why my blade was wet in the morning," Caliburn commented.

"I WAS DREAMING!!!" Sonic roared. "I HAD A FRICKIN' DREAM THAT NIGHT ABOUT ICE CREAM!!! JEEZ, KILL ME FOR MISSING ICE CREAM!!!"

Someone's sensitive.

"It's Caliburn's turn now. Why don't you torture HIM for a change?!"

Very well then. Caliburn the Sword… he's obsessed with cats.

"Ridiculous!" the sword scoffed.

Then bring them out!

Poppy brought out a basket loaded with kittens out to the chair. When she got close, Caliburn's eye twitched irregularly.

"OH MY HEAVENS!" He cried, leaning in close to the kittens. "THESE'RE JUST THE CUTEST WITTLE THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN!"

The audience sat in an awkward silence as the sword cooed over the baby cats, gently stroking them with his blade.

"Oh… kay…" Sonic said slowly. "Yeah, that's not creepy at all… but it does explain a few things…"

"Explain what?" The sword snapped, turning his gaze to his former owner.

"C'mon! It's obvious that you like Percival, and now I know why!"

"HOW DARE YOU?!" Caliburn screeched, launching himself at Sonic blade first. Sonic shrieked like a little girl, and you'd better believe he got the heck outta there. The audience watched the enraged sword chase the blue blur out of the autotorioum.

Now you know Caliburn, the cat obsessed sword with a blade made of ice cream.

Yeah, this chapter kinda sucks. Why must all of my second chapters be suckish? :p. CALIBURN RULES! I LOVE KITTEHS!

Caliburn: I LOVE KITTEHS TOO!

??? What the f*** are you doing here?! Get out! Meh space! *pulls out bazooka and blows Caliburn up*

Caliburn: *gets blown to pieces*

R and R please!!!