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So where're we goin' Doctor?" Rose, who was sitting in the surprisingly comfortable captains seat, asked the man, well, Time Lord, who was tinkering with his TARDIS. The only sign that anyone was under the consol was a pair of Converse sticking out from under it. The Doctor had said the brakes weren't quite working properly, and he needed to fix them before they could go anywhere, but that it shouldn't take him long to fix them. That was two hours ago. They were sitting in Cardiff, letting the TARDIS 'fuel up' while the Doctor 'fixed' her.

"What about a nice visit to Venice? 1755? No, sorry, we can't go there I owe Casanova a chicken. I suppose we could go at a different time, but 1755 Venice really is brilliant," the Doctor rambled on, mostly to himself, because due to the sonic screwdriver he was holding between his teeth, nothing the Doctor was saying was making much sense to Rose.

Rose sighed; it really did amaze her how much he could talk. She thought the last regeneration was a bit of a talker, but this one just took it to a whole new level. Not that she minded, in fact she quite liked it. Rose was pulled out of her musing by an impressive string of words in a language that the TARDIS either couldn't or wouldn't translate. "You all right Doctor?" Rose asked bending down to get a look at the Doctors face, which was holding a grimace as he brought a hand up to rub his forehead, which was pretty impressive in such a cramped space.

"The brakes are done," the Doctor mumbled, glaring at the underside of the TARDIS' consol. As the Doctor was crawling out from his spot, Rose caught sight of a spanner that must of hit him, and she started laughing. "Rose Tyler, are you laughing at me?" Rose tried to shake her head 'no', but the Doctor was pouting, and it was only making her laugh harder.

When Rose finally came to her senses, she looked at the Doctor, he was getting a nice bruise where he had been hit, but he didn't appear to mind anymore, because he seemed to be putting all his effort into looking offended. "Sorry." Rose muttered still smirking. The Doctor looked over at her and soon enough he had given in and was grinning from ear to ear. "So Miss Tyler, where to next?"

After about fifteen minutes of debating between going to see Elvis or listening to the singing fish of Karas don Kazra don Slava, the Doctor was whizzing around the consol of the TARDIS, at a hundred miles an hour, pressing as many buttons as he could reach, and setting the coordinates for Las Vegas, Earth, 1969. Rose was pretty sure he didn't know what half of the buttons that he was pressing actually did, but he thought he looked impressive, so she left him to it.

Not long after the Doctor pulled the leaver that would send them into the Time-Vortex, the TARDIS started to shudder, throwing the pair of time travellers to the ground. The TARDIS shook violently, as if it was fighting against its self, it continued for a few more seconds, and Rose was afraid that the old ship might actually fall apart. And then there was nothing.

"Doctor, what just happened?" Rose inquired, pulling herself up from her spot not far from where the Doctor had fallen, after the TARDIS had stopped shaking and it was clear that she had landed somewhere. But where they had landed was another thing altogether.

"The TARDIS must've picked up an alien signal and changed our course," the Doctor replied getting up from the floor and running a hand through his already untidy hair, making it stick up on all sorts of odd angles even worse than it was before.

"So where are we?" Rose asked, "and when?" She added.

The Doctor walked over to a screen on the consol, he squinted at it for a few seconds, whacked it twice, read what ever it was displaying, then relayed the information to Rose. "Earth, 2011. Oh, this is new!" The Doctor said, sounding surprised.

"What?" Rose was getting worried now, not much surprised the Doctor. "Doctor?" She prodded.

"Well, it looks like we're in the United States, California to be exact. Isn't that nice? London's been left alone for once." The Doctor grinned and turned to face his companion. But the grin soon slipped off his face when he heard a female voice yelling at them.

"CBI, come out with your hands up!"

"CBI? What's the CBI?" Rose questioned. Things were just getting more and more confusing.

"California Bureau of Investigation." The Doctor answered looking over to the doors of his TARDIS. He was expecting a lot of things to be outside those doors. Daleks, Cybermen, vampires, werewolves, even Captain Jack. But CBI agents were definitely not on his list.

"'Course it is, what do we do?" Rose asked him.

The Doctor turned away and mused to himself.

What do we do? Good question, we can't stay in here forever, Weeellll, we actually could, but that would be very boring, and I'm curious now, why did the TARDIS bring us here? We could go out there and risk getting shot, or we could just turn back and go and see Elvis. Turn back? Ha! Rose'll never go for that. Although I really was looking forward to seeing Elvis.

"Trust me?" The Doctor asked Rose, watching her reaction closely. He knew what she would say, and the Doctor wasn't completely sure that was a good thing. But once Rose Tyler had made up her mind, her mind was made up, and not even he could change it.

"Yeah." Rose said with a firm nod of her head. And she did, with her life.

"Then we go out there. The TARDIS brought us here for a reason, and we need to find it." The Doctor said, so taking Roses hand in his and threading their fingers together, they headed to the doors.

The Doctor opened the door and as soon as they stepped out, a shock wave went past the two travellers and pushed the two people in front of them head over heels. "What was that?" Rose asked, shocked.

"That was the TARDIS. She's protecting us," the Doctor answered simply.

A/N- Karas don Kazra don Slava is a real planet in the Whoniverse it has intelligent sand and singing fish. Cool right?

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