A/N: Part 2. In which Tenten terrorizes Iruka's class with ninja weapons.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. I simply like to explore the concept of Naruto characters being completely inept at teaching children.
"Class, please welcome our guest speaker Tenten-san!" Iruka announced.
The kunoichi appeared at the front of the classroom in a puff of smoke, bowing deeply. "Good morning, children."
"Tenten-san has all sorts of weapons, and she knows how to use them all," Iruka continued.
The girl grinned, pulling the heavy scroll off her back and unraveling a 3-meter portion, draping it over her arm. She bit her thumb and summoned a small shuriken, twirling it around her index finger casually. The class "ooh"ed at the appearance of the weapon. "This is a shuriken. It's a common shinobi throwing weapon. It's very, very sharp. Does anyone want to see it up close?" Tenten offered with a tantalizing grin.
Dozens of hands shot into the air. Iruka chose to reward the best-behaved student of the week, a frail boy with an unruly mop of red hair.
"Alright, stand right there against the wall," Tenten ordered, guiding him to the front of the classroom and positioning him with his back against the wall. The boy looked up at her with adoration. "You have to stay very, very still, okay?" she told him kindly.
"Thank you, Tenten-san," the little boy whispered, nodding fervently.
"You're welcome!" The kunoichi patted him on the head affectionately and then leapt backwards to land on top of Iruka's desk. "As you kids may have heard…" She unrolled another two meters of the scroll.
Iruka eyed Tenten in mild confusion, realization dawning on him a little too slowly.
"…I have the best aim in Konoha…" A swipe across the summoning patterns with her still bleeding thumb.
At this, Iruka rose and leapt towards Tenten, but it was too late. "Stop!"
"…I never miss my target!" A myriad of very sharp, very pointy, and very not-child-safe shuriken flew towards the boy, forming a neat outline around his quavering body. Tenten twirled the shuriken on her index finger one last time before flinging it across the room. It thudded harmlessly into the wall 2 millimeters from the boy's pulsing carotid artery.
Iruka sagged in relief and hurried over to the redhead to begin prying the weapons out of the wall around the child. There was a smattering of applause from a few of the braver students. The other students began muttering, and one of the girls in the front row began crying.
Tenten grinned endearingly at the class, ignoring their lukewarm reaction. "Thank you, everybody! I'll be happy to answer any questions. Or show you more weapons. Shuriken are basic weapons! I have many more!" She began unrolling her summoning further, patiently waiting for the questions to come.
No one dared move for the fear of drawing attention to themselves. Misinterpreting their lack of enthusiasm, Tenten crossed her arms across her chest. "Hmph, I guess that wasn't impressive enough, huh?" In a flash, she summoned a handful of kunai with explosive tags hanging on them. "Now these kunai create quite a bang! If the kunai itself doesn't kill your target, the ensuing explosion usually will!" she lectured happily.
The little girl in the front row began crying harder.
"We'll finish up this lesson tomorrow! Class dismissed!" Iruka shouted urgently. "Thank you for your time, Tenten-san!"
The entire class made a mad rush for the door.
Pouting, Tenten put her kunai away. With her hands on her hips, she complained, "I was just about to get to the cool part, Iruka-sensei!"