Michael gets to know a bit of wonderland this time and he has already met the jokers.
I don't know anything about black and white so I can't guarantee that their personalities will fit.
I really have to play the games…-sighs-
Disclaimer: I do not own Heart No Kuni No Alice.
"so your name is michael?"
White said, staring into my eyes with his ruby ones.
I blushed and replied
We were now sitting at a table drinking tea.
The annoying…..the guy named black was also there beside him.
He didn't drink any tea though. He said that it tastes like shit.
Is that the only thing he can say?
Anyway it seems that white and black owns a whole circus.
I had to admit, it was pretty cool.
"um…may I ask you something?"
I said quietly.
"sure, what is it?"
"what is this place?"
"It's a circus you damn retard,are you blind?"
"I meant this place called wonderland you shithead!"
Atleast I think peter called it wonderland…
"I have thought about it for quite a while now and I think your personalities are pretty similar to each others.." white said amused.
"don't compare me to him!" we both said in unison.
"what a fucking moron! he actually tries to copy me?"
"that's my line."
We both glared at each other until white stopped us.
"right , about wonderland…"
But before Joker got to say anything he was cut off by michael
"I don't care about wonderland, just tell me if there is any way to leave this place"
"just shut up and listen! You were the fucking idiot who asked in the first place!"
Well…I hate to admit it but black's right, I did ask about wonderland so I guess I have to listen.
And if it turns out that I have to stay here, explanations would come in handy…
"alright.." I pouted.
"you're an outsider, there's no mistaking it now" white let out a chuckle
"it has been years since we last had a foreigner here. It seems like we finally have found someone interesting".
"are you kidding me? That guy's just another one of those annoying idiots!"
"wait a minute…there has been another person like me here?"
"well yes, it was a young girl named Alice, she was quite the charming young lady"
"just an annoying bitch…"
"…since black doesn't like her I take it she was pretty nice"
I grinned at black who just snorted.
"I agree, she was. Everyone in this country loved her. Since every foreigner who comes here will be loved by everyone"
"guys included" black snickered
As some sort of revenge.
"what! That's insane!"
"things here in wonderland is different from your home, michael"
"…I understand"
"good, now let's get to the point"
White went on and on telling me about this mysterious place called wonderland.
There are apparently people without faces … pretty creepy…and role holders who does have faces.
And although I didn't listen much to what white said I think I remember what he said…I think…
"but man I feel sorry for alice who had to go through this too…"I thought.
joker smiled and mentioned something about the vial and what-not.
Wait a minute…
"what did you say about the vial!"
"you really weren't listening, were you?" white sighed
"he's fucking slow…" black commented.
"…sorry about that…but is there any way to leave this place!"
There had to be a way.
If not I'll commit suicide.
I'm sure black would like that…
"there is a way."
White smirked and looked at me.
I rose up and suddenly felt like dancing…but of course I didn't….black…the bastard would make fun of me.
"really!"
"yes, we found you unconscious on the ground, next to you there was a vial with a heart shaped lock. We assumed you drank it and we carried you here. Drinking that vial means that you must participate in the game."
"what game?"
I asked, with a serious look on my face.
"the game is whether or not you can return to your world.
You cannot play the game alone…and that also means that you can't leave alone either."
Joker took out the vial that he had picked up before.
It had a little amount of liquid in it.
"I was sure I drank everything of it…"
"what kind of retard would drink the liquid inside that vial? Stupid!"
"I was forced by a strange rabbit stalker!"
"peter white wasn't it?" white guessed.
"y-yea…how'd you know?"
"it's the same idiot who led that bitch here too!"
Black snatched my tea and drank it all himself.
He was probably in a bad mood.
But…he's always like that.
Strange…I have only been with those guys for a couple of hours but it feels like I know them already.
"hey! Black didn't you say that tea tastes like shit?"
"did I tell you to open that fucking big mouth of yours? No? then shut the -beep- up!"
Geez
"back to Peter White…who exactly is he?"
White sipped on his tea.
"he is the prime minister of the castle of hearts"
I almost choked on air when I heard that.
"no way…you're not joking are you?"
"I know it's hard to believe but no I am not."
"so where is the castle of hearts?"
"what, you're gonna go meet that moron? Great you suit each other perfectly! One's a -beep-in perverted idiot and the other one's a big mouthed little brat!"
Ignoring black I went out of the tent.
"well then white…..black….goodbye, we'll meet again hopefully."
"don't **** with me,just get outta here already."
"have a safe trip michael"
Joker waved at him and so he went off.
However…the fact that both of the jokers smiled a sinister smile went unnoticed…
