Chapter 2: Mushroom City


Mario in Royal Raceway came to be. He came to see and agree and find the key. To Princess Castle. Said the signs. Mario was a boy. He went forward and jumped across the air. Mario loved jumping. Mario loved punching and crunching and munching. And Mario loved more than kisses. Mario did not like some things. He saw Toady in the front path and Mario was so sad and Mario screamed louder than Mario has ever screamed louder than Mario has ever screamed louder than Luigi.

Luigi could not sleep because of all the screaming and nobody could sleep so Luigi went to Mushrooom City. He got in his Luigi Cart and went. There was Goomba on the road being very slow and didn't indicate when he turned so Luigi crashed and lost his Luigi Cart. Luigi was so sad because Luigi loved cars. He loves cars and bars and stars. He loved getting pars and going to Mars and contracting SARS. But Luigi hated Goomba. Luigi did not hate anything like he hated Goomba. Goomba was so stupid and brown that Luigi kicked. He kicked and flicked and bricked. He picked and licked and nicked. When it was night and Luigi had to go home. He have not gone to Mushroom City. He was just in Mushroom Bridge where the Bridge was over the water. But Luigi did not like bridges. Luigi hated bridges more than anything. Luigi jumped and dumped and lumped. And Luigi got a boost pad and went . ToMushroom City. Mario loved City. He loved City and Pity and Nitty Gritty.

Mario goes to Mushroom City and Toady is very sad. Toady is so sad that his red spots turn blue. Toady cries for ages and Princess Peach cries for ages. King Bomb dries for ages. King Whomb dies for ages. King Bowser applies for ages. Mario goes to Mushroom City. He goes in the pipe which takes you there. He takes in the pipe which goes to here. It's the Pipe Show. You must know. The Pipe Show. Pipes aren't slow. Shy Guy