Naruto: A Brutal Legend
Chapter 2: Bright Eyes
Naruto quickly shielded his eyes as he walked out the cave. The song Badass by Saliva begins playing. He turned and smirked at Rima as she and the others followed him out of the cave. A group of foxes bowed before him as he walked past them.
He brung a clawed hand to his face and flexed it. Looking behind him, his tails flow, still a little damp from earlier.
He glances at bright sun, smirk still adorning his face. "Fuck!" He yelled to the sky, causing the others behind him to jump. "Feels so good to be in the sun again... feel so fucking alive!" He gave a shiver. "Could use some sex though..." He whispered, unaware that the others can hear him. Lita frowns at that, while Rima shows no outward emotion. "Fuck it... I can wait a tad bit longer..."
Eddie coughed into his hand several times, snapping the fox prince from his 'internal' thoughts.
"Are you sure you can save Ophelia?" Eddie had to ask.
"No..." Naruto simply replied as a fox walked up to him. He bent down and ran a hand over the fox's snout.
"W-what...?" Eddie stammered, completely surprised. "What the fuck do you mean? You just said..."
"I never said I would save her." Naruto replied. He looked back to the fox. "Taka... I'll summon you when I need you." The fox gave a disapproving bark. "Don't worry..." He stood back up as the fox walked up to another one.
"Then who...?" Eddie asked.
"An old friend of mine... back when I was human." Naruto replied, gaining a faraway look in his eye. "Back then... several humans survived a massive war... the survivors were chosen by gods... and demons..." He shook his head, drying the remaining dampness from his hair. "We all got a second chance at life... they mainly like to stay in the Demon Realm and Heavens Gate... but I love screwing with human kind..."
"I think you're crazy..." Eddie replied, with Lita nodding in agreement.
Naruto gives a smirk as the begin walking again. "I'm beyond insane... it's a good thing..."
"What's with the foxes?" Lita asked after a few minutes. Seeing the long line of foxes walking by them.
"Well, my punk rock queen... they're..." Naruto smirked as he spotted a vine creeping on the ground, stalking them. "... my Royal Guard."
"What?" Lita and Eddie asked at the same time.
"I'm like a fox prince... my parents are the rulers of the foxes..." Naruto answered
"We've never had a leader quite like them!" The fox, Taka, said from the side.
"I thought I said I'll summon you later." Naruto said with a raised eyebrow. "Besides, I'm awake now... I don't need to be watched or babysat."
"True... but hibernation zaps your strength..." Taka said. "Your only at twenty percent of your full strength..."
"It's fine, Taka... I'll be fine..." He looks at the other concern foxes around him. "Go get some rest..."
"Alright..." Taka gives a quick nod in the direction of the foxes. Naruto narrows his eyes. Wild west gunfighter music begin playing. Taka stares at Naruto. And Naruto stares at Taka. Both tails wave in the air. It continues like this, until a rock slammed into the side of Naruto's head. "What the…?"
"Ooh…" Eddie exclaimed. Spotting several rocks heading towards Naruto like arrows coming down on a Spartan warrior.
Naruto's eyes widen. Using his tails, he swats the rocks aside. What feels like slow motion for him, looks like sonic speed in the eyes of his new traveling companions.
"Is that all…" A rock slammed into the back of his head.
"Now it is." Taka said. A fanged smile on his furry face.
"You know…" Eddie began. His large form walking up to Naruto. "Maybe it's not such a bad idea to add more members to the army."
Naruto sighs. Knowing that Eddie made a somewhat good point. Turning to Taka and the other grinning foxes, he gives a shake of the head.
"Alright. Fine. But no killing without permission!" Naruto commanded his legion of demon foxes.
And now, Eddie along with a Demon prince and his army of furry fanged creatures walk through the garden.
Until Naruto spotted Rima stopping and looking at a fellow Zaulia.
"I'm sorry." Naruto apologized, as he stands beside the warrior. "Did you know them?"
Rima shook her head. "No… I may be the Zaulia Queen… but even we have rogues in the group."
"I see… well, my foxes each have unique abilities. Some, including myself, can control plants." Naruto told her, changing the subject. A vine wraps itself around Naruto's arm, and appears to be caressing him. "But it appears that the vines gained intelligence from prolonged usage…" Rima slowly reaches forward and stokes the vine. Another vine gave what appeared to be a hiss. "Now, now… they're our new friends." The vine calmed down and gently wrapped itself around Rima's arm. "The Zaulia Queen and the Demon Prince… a match made in hell…" He ignored Rima as she turned to him with a raised brow.
He just gave a smirk as they continued on there way.
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Everyone stopped what they were doing when an army of foxes is seen heading straight for them.
The Kill Master gave a chuckle as he turned to a couple of his men, who are currently playing cards.
"Well, boys! Looks like I win that bet!" He points to an unscathed Eddie. Said boys, throw money on the ground all the while cursing.
A curious fox is suddenly snatched up by a Razor Girl.
"So cute!" She cooed. Other Razor Girls follow her example.
Naruto laughed at their predicament, then checked out the so called army. He frowned at that. More like a battle of the bands than a group of warriors. He spots the headbangers banging there heads to Fighting the world by Manowar. Rima grabbed his arm and began to lead him to a group of girls that made him want to drool and howl at the moon. Well, more like a yip and bark than a howl.
"This is Prince Naruto." The queen of the Zaulia introduced.
"The one Riggnarok told us about?" A fellow Zaulia asked. Naruto just stares at the strange metal creature sleeping behind her.
The girls bowed down, which caused a smirk to form on Naruto's face.
After that, they had a large feast. Eddie mainly told him about life before Ormagoden awakened, which Naruto was strangely quiet about. Then him, Lita and Rima getting to know each other better while the others head to bed. But after Lita told them about her brother, she also headed to bed. But as he and Rima talked, he found himself drawn to the Zaulia's. Maybe it had something to do with his ninja past.
Naruto's eyes snap open at feeling a weight on him. But upon looking up, he spots Taka sleeping on his chest. He shook his head and tried to remember what happened. As the memories come back, it turned out that Rima offered to let him sleep in her bed, but he declined. Being in hibernation for so long, he wasn't really sleepy and he didn't want to try anything with the sexy Zaulia Queen. Then he glared at Taka, who he remembered knocking him out some how while he was busy staring up at the bright moon.
"Alright guys!" Eddied yelled from his position on the large RV. "We shall head towards the Sea of Black Tears!"
Mangus was about to start the RV, but was stopped by a yell from the newest member.
"Wait!" Naruto yelled, as he leapt up onto the RV. "We need to find another area that contains the Black Tears."
"Why…?" The Baron asked from his position on his bike.
"Because she probably knows I'm awake… and she is likely keeping her eyes on this group. And knows where your heading."
"She?" Lita asked.
"You guys seriously don't think you took care of all this worlds problems, do you?" Several heads nod at that, but Kill Master, Eddie and the Zaulia's know he's right. "For the love of…! It's like a hydra… take out one head, two more grows." Several people gain confused looks. "Take out a villain… more will take his place…"
"Who is she, anyway?" Eddie asked.
"Her name is… Eva…" Naruto began…
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Shot in the Dark by Within Temptation…
A woman stares at the Sea of Black Tears. Her hair is like ice cycles. She gave a fanged smile as the sea began moving. A tendril darts for her from the sea, but is blocked by the coldness. A shield of ice.
"She was a goddess…" Naruto's voice continued, as the woman began walking. Her footsteps leave ice in it's wake. "Back when I was helping the gods… I meet her… she gained a massive crush on me. But there were rules…" The woman's fist clenches.
The Only One by Evanescence began.
A tear flowed from her eyes, but turned into ice. "A demon could never be with a goddess…" The woman gently plucks the ice from her eye. "Using that hatred… she betrayed the heavens… and became something else…" Claws made of icicles appear on her hands. With a growl, she thrusts it into one of her soldiers. A female demon wearing an armor made of ice. Icy eyes. Instead of blood, the female demon begins to freeze. She gasps as the icy completely froze her system. "A demon… worthy of the demon world."
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"We'll need more recruits. After all, this is a large world." Naruto said. "And Villains in every corner."
"There must be someone…" Eddie started to say, but trails off as he looked into the distance. A large engine is seen. "Of course!" He jumps from the RV and lands on the ground with a grunt. "Magnus! Keep the engine running… me and Naruto will ride up ahead." Leaping into the hotrod, he revs the engine.
"Got it boss!" Magnus yelled back.
Naruto vanishes from the roof of the RV in a swirl of leaves and appears near the Zaulia's.
"Girls! Don't wait up for me!" Naruto told them and his foxes as he blows them a kiss, before jumping into Eddie's hotrod. He turns to Eddie with a raised eyebrow. "How the hell do you find these things?"
"Trade secret!" Eddie told him as he placed it into gear and sped off. Dirt and dust kicked up in their wake.
"Dibs on the radio!" Naruto replied. He flipped through the channel as they speed towards the large engine. A smirk graces his face as he finds a song. Kingdom of the Damned by Dream Evil.
Once they approached the large engine, instead of stopping, Eddie presses harder on the pedal. A door opens up and they enter. Naruto yells in excitement as the car drives like it's on a rollercoaster. A few more loops and twists, the car slides to a stop in a clearing. Statues are seen in the distance, among the fiery ground.
Eddie leaps out of the hotrod, followed by Naruto.
A figure suddenly explodes in front of them. He has long black hair and wearing sunglasses with red lens.
"The Guardian of Metal fuckin' welcomes…" His eyes freeze over Naruto. "…you?"
"Yo!" Naruto gave the peace sign. "Long time, no see!"
"The Prince of Darkness… and the Prince of Foxes… finally reunited!" The Guardian sheds some fake tears. "So Beautiful!"
Eddie looks back and forth. "You two know each other?"
"Of course!" The Guardian said. "This fuck has been here since Ormagoden awakened. He should be taking my place!"
"What!" Eddie turned a glare to Naruto.
The Guardian smirks. "Didn't he tell you? He could've stopped my good friend Ormagoden… but didn't. Instead choosing to watch the carnage and bloodshed!"
Seeing red, Eddie swings his axe towards the Demon Prince. Only for a tail to tightly wrap around it. Struggling as hard as he can, the axe won't budge.
Naruto gave the Guardian a light glare. It's become like a thing. Playing pranks on each other.
"Relax. Like I was in my world. I was a chosen one. The same applies here. You were a chosen one, just like your father." Naruto answered. "I didn't stop the beast, because it was chosen to happen. Me interfering would've had a huge consequence on Heaven's Gate and the Demon World." He looks Eddie in the eye. "Besides, if it never happened, then you would have never fallen in love."
"That's the fox bastard that I know!" The Guardian Piped up. "Now, what the fuck can I do for ya?"
Naruto released the Axe, which Eddie promptly placed back onto his back.
"We need to find another way into the Sea of Black Tears." Eddie told the Guardian.
"The Sea?" The Guardian laughed. "The Sea stretches across the entire Land of Metal. But another entrance can be found around Dragonlance."
"Dragonlance?" Eddie asked.
"To the east. Naruto knows it. He caused some unparalleled destruction there." Naruto gave a nervous chuckle with his hands behind his head.
"I was bored!" was Naruto's answer to that.
"But I have to warn you. The Ice Goddess's me-…um… women were seen there as well." The guardian said while lowering his sunglasses. "Tsk." He said as he walked over to the hotrod.
Eddie turned his head to Naruto. "If this chick has the hots for you, can't you get her to join us?"
Naruto shook his head. "When you choose to become a demon… your demonic urges can become overwhelming."
"Ah!" The guardian chuckled. Los by Rammstein begins. Naruto and Eddie turned tee what's happening, only to spot flamed covering the hotrod. But once it vanished. The front bumper has been replaced by elongated spikes. The engine has become slightly larger. The side burners, instead of firing normal flames, they fire a white flame. The mounted machine gun are even slightly bigger. "Don't scratch it, ya hear?" Behind the Guardian, flames erupt. The Guardian gives his trademark laugh.
"Cool!" Was Naruto's reply.
"Wicked!" Was Eddies.
"What a fucking awesome machine!" The Guardian said once Eddie leapt into the drivers seat.
Before Naruto entered the car, he turned towards the Guardian. "Hey! When I come back, I want my own statue!"
The Guardian chuckled. "Who do you want on your arm? You have a demon queen and an Ice Goddess chasing your ass!"
"Surprise me!" Naruto yelled as he jumped into the passenger seat. And with a wave, the hotrod sped away.
The Guardian taps his chin with his finger. "Hmm…" He gained a smirk. "Harem it is then!" He chuckled. Time to keep watching his foxy friend…
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Upon returning to the others, Eddie began explaining the plan… which consisted of storming the land and defeating those that stood in his way. Followed by a laugh. Some plan…
Bring it on by T.M. Revolution
Naruto throws a punch and exhales as it impacts a tree. He brings the fist back and throws the other. He continued to punch the tree. Splitters scatter from the impacts. He stopped. His body littered with sweat. The razor girls behind him admire his shirtless form, not that he noticed. His tails continued to wave back and forth, due to the adrenaline.
With a grunt, his hands move through a series of hand seals. Slowly, spikes began to rise from the ground. Then like a gun going off, they shoot forward and impaled the tree. The spikes are usually faster, but with his full power low, he needs an actual weapon. His tails are perfect at controlling elements, but he needs something… something like…
His thoughts are interrupted by Lita walking his way, after 'shooing' the ogling razor girls.
He glanced to his right, and smirked. Aware of the Zaulia's watching him.
"You any good with that?" Naruto nodded to her halberd.
She lowered the weapon until the pointed end nearly touches Naruto. "Wanna try me?"
"Hmm…" He looked her up and down. "I would love to do more than try you."
Lita brings her halberd back. "Flirting will get you nowhere."
"Who said that was flirting, it was more like a promise… I hope to fulfill." Ignoring her blush, he walked past her and stood in the center of the clearing. "Do you want to see something cool?"
Lita raised a brow, hoping it's not what she thinks it is. "What is it…?"
Naruto smirked. Blow Your Speakers by Manowar can be heard playing near the Tour Bus.
He bent down and placed a palm on the ground. A seal array appeared and glowed a bright red, before vanishing like it was never there. In it's place is the seal array. Naruto brings up his hand, then thrusts it forward again and again. It continued until his hand is an inch in the ground.
Naruto glanced to Lita, who is looking on in curious fascination. With his hand still in the hole, he closed his hand and pulls. The ground began to shake and bulge as if a graboid was about to pop up. He pulled again. This time the ground cracks and began to split. Having heard the sound, the entire road crew and the foxes decided to check it out.
With a grunt, Naruto pulled a little harder. Chucks of earth flew in the air. It is revealed that Naruto has his hands wrapped around some kind of handle. As he continued to pull. A silver object began to slowly come out of the ground. With yell of triumph, he fully yanked the object out of the ground and held it over his head.
Eddie frowned at the object. "Well, damn! That's bigger than mine…"
"Meh… mine's bigger." The Kill Master commented, with a tilt of his hat to block the looming sun.
Naruto gave a smirk as he sung the massive cleaver around. In the center of it is a circular hole. The sun light glares off of it's silver surface.
He swung it at the nearest tree. And in a testament to it's sharpness, it sliced cleanly through the tree. Naruto smirked. The tree fell over seconds later.
Lita whistled. "Whoa!"
"I know." With another fanged smirk, he placed it on his back where it stuck like magic. "Now I'm ready to kick some fucking ass!"
Eddie smirked at that. And as they traveled back to the tour bus, Heart of Steel by Manowar began playing, causing the road crew to sing along. Unaware that Naruto is having an internal struggle as he kept looking at Lita's ass and some of the razor girl's asses.
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Siren by Theatre of Tragedy
Deep inside of a spider filled cave. A pair of gorgeous purple eyes snap open. The owner of the eyes lie on a large spider web. Her hair black as night inside the cave. A lone strand of light shines onto her face, lighting up her smile, with fanged teeth poking out. Using her forked tongue, she licks her fangs seductively. Her smirk grew wider and her eyes twinkled as her tongue licked the air.
To be Continued…
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Currently working on an Naruto/Alien crossover, and almost finished with the first chapter of my Naruto/Friday The 13th story. I call it… "Naruto: Raising Hell". Things to expect… Crazy Hinata reviving the man she loves, even becoming a monster for him. A Zombified Sakura. Chuunin's getting stabbed during sex. And instead of a machete… Naruto will use Zabuza's cleaver. First death… the Hyuuga's.