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Princesscutie: There will be, I guess a lot of drama in this chapter and the next and the next and so on!!!

Disclaimer: do you think anything changed from yesterday. Is there a new show called," Lily is not a Freak"?

Lily's POV

I just got to the beach because Jake texted me saying: Lilz get 2 the beach emergency hurry! I hate it when he calls me "Lilz," that's my pet name with Oliver along with "Lil-lay," and "lily-Pad." No I don't like Oliver like that. Ewww, it would be so weird for him to be my B.F. instead of B.F.F. I know it seem like much difference, but it seriously is a huge difference, to me anyway.

"hey Jake," I said blandly," What's up?" see to that i was expecting either "I'm dying," with him waking me up at 9:02 am on a Sunday or any thing besides what he said.

"I need you to fake date me!" she screamed with everyone on the beach turning towards us. At least it was a cold rainy day and only 5 or 10 people were there. But wow!! I was not expecting that at all.

"Excuse me, what did you just, no why with you, and what and no and HUH?!" i half screamed half i half asked.

"Okay I'll explain to you just come to you just come on," he whispered so low i could barley hear him. He changed his loudest level fast.

"Alright." Jake led me to a part of the beach that no one ever went to. Ever. He told me to sit down with too much calmness in his voice.

Once we sat down I cut to the chase. "Okay superstar you have 30 seconds before I give you whiplash all the way to…umm Christmas!!" I growled getting angrier very minute. I mean really, I already know I come second to miley in everything except sports, but what boy cares about that except in gym class pick-offs? So he had to ruin my Sunday by pretty much telling me 'I like Miley Not you so help me get her attention'. Not that I like him or anything not even a little bit pss no I don't like him!! Pss.

"Okay like I said I need you to fake-date me to make miley jealous," He said way to calm.

"Jake I can't I like someone else", I said I know I like someone, I just don't know who. Is that Possible? "And Miley Knows I don't like you anymore, plus it'd be too weird."

"And Liking Oliver isn't?" he said.

"No that's different. WHAT? I don't like him. Now I'm defiantly not helping you," I said offended.

"Lilz," he started.

"Don't call me that," I cut him off.

"Okay, lily Oliver and Miley are alone, without you, so if we don't do a green-eyed monster they might get together" he told me.

"the only reason they're alone is 'cuz I - wait they didn't even ask me to come," and somehow that ticked me off and some unknown force made me say, "okay boyfriend you win… this will be fun let's tell them tomorrow." I finished.

"Okay but you have to act like you're my girlfriend and hold my hand and stuff like that okay? "

" Alright. So do ya uh wanna go um to the skate park or walk around the mall or go home or…" I said dumbfounded. Hmmp. I don't like that word dumbfounded. I am not dumb.

"Wow… this is awkward" he said looking at the horizon.

"I told you it would be," said the smart founded me.

"let's walk around the streets and see if we see Oliver or Miley", he said still looking at the horizon.

"what's so special about the horizon superstar you live in Malibu you should be used to it," I said being smart about it. I was not dumbfounded.

"Nothing lets go." And we started walking. Well he did I skated next to him.

"So do I uh, have to kiss you?"

AND I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING. I AM, LIKE, REALLY PARANIOED OF MY FAMILY READING MY WRITING STUFF. SO I ONLY TYPE IT UP WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND.J BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE. SO SORRY. AND PLUS THIS IS ONE OF MY LONGER CHAPTERS. OH I DECIDED THIS IS AFTER "ACHEY JAKEY HEART", SO HE KNOWS MILEY'S "SECRET- NONSECRET" AND MY FRIEND KOURTNEY OR kaylovestigers HAS STARTED A STOY CALLED MILEY PLUS JAKE EQUAL PROBLEMAND I THINK ITS PRETTY GOOD COMPARED TO WHAT SHE WRITE IN SCHOOL!! SO ANYWAY ENOUGH OF ME BEING RANDOM AND WEIRD. READ AND REVIEW!!