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Here is chapter one...


Number 1: Call him Jess.

Here are the steps….

Follow him.

If he asks you what you are doing, reply, Following you Jess.

He'll correct you.

Reply: 'I know it's Jess!'

He corrects you again.

Keep calling him Jess until he stops correcting you.

Follow him around.

If he starts growling or show signs that he is mad or annoyed, ask him what's wrong. But remember, say, 'What's wrong JESS?'

That's all for this chapter…now I'm going to work on one to annoy Suze!


Please review, I know some people might dislike me for making this but I was bored...I'm not trying to make fun of Jesse or anything cause he's actually my favorite character. But this is just an idea. I'm going to post a Ways to annoy Suze soon. Stay tuned! Lol. :D

-Eternal Lyfe