Chapter 3
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Tony: You gonna eat the rest of that cinnamon bread?
Ziva: Tony so far I only had one piece.
Tony: Can I take that as a no?
~ Ziva slaps Tony on head ~
Ziva: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna finish it.
Tony: Awwwwww…
Gibbs: DiNozzo, didn't you already have your pizza?
Tony: Pff, pff, yeah!
Gibbs: Because The director asked me to tell you thank-you for the pizza.
Tony: Ummm…
McGee: Boss, he's always trying to butter the director up.
Tony: So not true!
McGee: Yeah, and your chocolate bar just happened to disappear in the director's office!
~ Gibbs looks at McGee, then back at Tony ~
Gibbs: DiNozzo, I don't want you buttering the director up again. Do I make that clear?
Tony: (Tony mutters here) Yea boss…
Gibbs: Plus if the director dies, IM the next director, NOT YOU! Get the hint?
~ Tony shakes head yes ~
Ziva: Can I leave now?
Gibbs: NO.
Ziva: But whyyy?
Gibbs: Because I said so!
McGee: Hey boss, you go some "stuff" above your lips.
~ Gibbs reaches above his lips ~
Gibbs: McGee that "stuff" is coffee. You should know what it is!
McGee: Well, boss, I could mistake it for hot chocolate, or cocoa powder.
Gibbs: McGee, do you ever see me drinking hot chocolate?
McGee: Sure I do! Everyday!
~ Tony and Ziva look at each other ~
Tony: Have you ever even heard of coffee?
~ McGee shakes head no ~
Tony: I guess your mama didn't raise you to believe in caffeine!
Ziva: Hey Tony, I don't drink coffee.
Tony: Please, Ziva, we can all talk about our issues later.
~ Ziva sticks her tongue out at Tony ~
Gibbs: OK, back to the subject!
Gibbs: NCIS needs two people to go to Paris, France, to investigate a murder.
Tony: Paris, France? The "City Of Love"?
Gibbs: That's what they call it!
~ Ziva shakes her head in disbelief ~
Ziva: I've always wanted to go to France!
Tony: Me too! Boss pick me, not her!
Gibbs: DiNozzo, did you hear me? I said NCIS has to pick two people!
~ Gibbs smiles at McGee ~
Tony: Oh no! They're going!
~ Gibbs makes a face at Tony ~
Gibbs: No, DiNozzo, we're going to pick names out of a hat!
Tony: (Tony whispers) We're not in the eighties…
Gibbs: I HEARD THAT!
Tony: Sorry boss.
Gibbs: Now where's that monkey?
Tony: You mean McGee? I'm pretty sure he's in the bathroom.
Gibbs: No, DiNozzo, I bought a monkey to pick the names out of the hat.
~ Abby comes in with the monkey ~
Abby: Here's Steve Gibbs!
Gibbs: You named him Abbs?
Abby: Yep!
~ Gibbs shakes head ~
Gibbs: OK then.
Gibbs: Mon- I mean Steve, do your stuff!
~ Monkey pick name out of hat, and hands to Gibbs ~
Gibbs: The first one is… Ziva David!
Ziva: YES! IN YOUR FACE TONY!
~ Monkey picks other name, and hands to Gibbs ~
Gibbs: The second one is… Tony DiNozzo?
~ Ziva stops celebrating ~
Ziva: Oh come on! Why does this always happen to me?
Tony: It's the DiNozzo family luck! Hahahahaha!
Ziva: I hope we're not going to have to share seats on the plane…
~ McGee comes out of bathroom ~
McGee: Did you pick them? Am I one?
Gibbs: Yes I did pick them, and you're not one.
McGee: Then who is it?
Gibbs: DiNozzo, and David.
McGee: Again? But they've already went to France!
Gibbs: Well McGee, like the wise words of the Rolling Stone, "YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT."
~ McGee pouts ~
McGee: But I never get what I want!
Tony: Too bad for you then.
Ziva: I actually feel bad for you. Oh wait that was just gas.
~ McGee sniffles ~
~ Ducky barges in with a corpses hand ~
Ducky: I've got a hand ready to pick the names!
Gibbs: Duck, we already picked the names.
Ducky: Aha! But you see I have a back up plan! If you had already picked the names, which you have, I would do this!
~ Ducky throws corpses hand at McGee ~
McGee: SCREAM!
~ McGee screams like a girl ~
Tony: Yeah… I'm gonna go pack now.
Ziva: Same here.
Abby: Come on Stevey weevey!
~ Abby takes monkey back ~
Gibbs: Well, I'm going to go get some more coffee.
McGee: Cry, Cry, Cry!
Ducky: Better reattach this corpses hand before the wake.
McGee: Scream, scream, scream!
End scene
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