hey hey hey! i cannot believe it is almost christmas!!! wow, anyways, here is the second chappie!
i do not own, they belong to peachpit-sama and kishimoto-sama!
Damn him! How dare he touches my hand! but then again, it was nice and stuff....WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING?! (rima-tan, you are starting to like you call "the freak"! rima: urusai!) "Rima-chan, Rima-chan!" The freak said to me. I glared at him, but he just chuckled. "Rima, laugh! Bala-balance!" Kusukusu exclaimed, charachanging with me to do the bala-balance in front of everybody. I blushed. Curse me and my blushing!
Then Naruto asked, "When are we gonna play the chair game dattebayo?!" "Urusai," the-dude-with-the-duck-butt-hair-style told him. Man, what was his name again?? (me:rima-tan, your memory is so short! kusukusu: yeah rima! *laugh* rima: urusai!) "Teme...." Naruto growled at the dude. "N-Naruto-kun, please don't start a fight," a shy Hinata said to her crush. "O-okay," was all the boy blondo (lol, evolution of blonde, pronounced: blonde, and then put the "o" sound!) could say. "Love bar level three!!!" Eru exclaimed. "Eru..." the boy blondo and shy girl said simultaneously. Did I forget to mention that they could see charas?
Then something hit me, literally. I turned to see Ran, Amu's sporteh (lol, another word,) chara, playing with Kusukusu, who bumped me. I didn't really mind, that is, until our "king" punched me. In the arm. For no reason. I was about to yell at him, until the freak said, "Baka! Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again. EVER!!!!" Everyone was surprised at his reaction. Tadase, of course, started weeping. "Thanks, Nagi," there, i finally said his name. "welcome, Rima-chan" I heard him say, emphasizing the honorific part. I heard a little "poof" sound, and so I thought to myself, 'He chara-changed with Rhythm...' .
"Hehe....everything is going according to plan..." I heard Sakura say to Amu.
"What plan?" I said, with my oh so adorable face.
"What plan?" Amu repeated.
We then heard a knock. A really hard knock on Sakura's door. (ehehe, forgot to mention that they were going to sakura's house ^^') Utau opened it, and saw two "girls" when she opened it. One "girl" (*snicker*) had raven hair, and the other "girl" had blonde hair. "Oi, sasuke, how ya doin'?" the raven haired "girl" said.
"Excuse me, are you two girls?" Tadagay said. Everyone started laughing, except for me and Nagi.
"Nani, un? We are fucking boys un!" the blonde BOY said.
"I thought you people were girls, mainly because of you hair," Tadagay replied.
"Oh, so, you are telling us that we look like girls when you have a girl face?!" the raven haired guy yelled.
"hehe, nice come back, Itachi," teh cat said. "Oh, hey Ikuto," Itachi replied. "Same goes for you, Deidara," Ikuto told the other one.
"By the way, sakura-san, WHERE ARE ALL TEH COOKEHS?!?!?!?!" Itachi exclaimed. ""Cookehs"?" Nagi repeated. (cookehs, like the words sporteh, and blondo!) "Yes, cookehs, they are my brother's way of saying cookies," Sasuke said.
"Saku-nee-san, how'd Itachi find your house?" Amu said to her older cousin.
"Dunno..." Sakura replied.
"sooooo......................WHO WANTS RAMEN?!?!?!?!?!" Utau said cheerfully. "I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kukai and blondo over there yelled. "NARUTO STOP SCREAMING IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled.
"WHAT? I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!!" Naruto said, blasting his ipod.
"SHE SAID STOP SCREAMING IN HER HOUSE!!!!" Nagi told him.
"OH MY GOD!!!! I'M GOING DEAF UN!" deidara screamed.
"DAMN IT NARUTO I'M ALSO GOING TO GO DEAF BECAUSE OF YOUR SHITTY IPOD!" Sasuke yelled. The charas, Hinata, Utau, Kukai, Yaya, Kairi, and Tadase watched from the stairs, laughing their asses off.
" EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! I THINK I HEAR THE SLUTS' VOICES!" I screamed, taking the plug from the wall, which was connected to Naruto's ipod. Everyone in the staircase came back in, and then all of us stayed quiet. "Shit, it's Ami and Karin," Sakura whispered. "Why do they hate us?" I asked Amu. "Her and Karin both hate everyone in here, mainly because we have stronger relations with Sasuke," Amu replied. "Yeah, and both of them flirt with all the guys," Utau added in. "How do you know this un?" Deidara asked the singer. "This one time in school, I was hanging out with Kukai-kun, and-"
She was cut off by Tadase, who said, "Kukai-kun?? Only i can call him that!" At that, everyone ssweatdropped, and Utau glared at him.
"As I was saying, we were hanging out, and then those two came, and went our direction. Karin then asked Kukai-kun, 'Hi, honey, whatcha doing with someone ugly like her?' And at that point, I punched her in the face with all the strength I had. Ami was like, 'uhh you are gonna pay bitch!', but then Kukai-kun stepped in and said, 'no one ever does that to her, got it?' And they ran away, crying like total drama queens." Utau finished. "Wait a sec, I thought we came here for a game, but then it went to ramen, then to yelling, and now this?" Yaya said, confused. "Yeah, me too," Kairi said. "-gasp- I FOUND SASUKE-KUN!!!" slutty Karin exclaimed. 'good thing i brought my diary with me,' I thought. I took it out, and started writing:
Dear Rima-tan's Super Uber Diary,
Oh. My. God. When we, as in Nagi and I, came to Sakura's house, everyone started laughing and talking, and stuff. Naruto and sasuke started a tiny fight, and then Hinata stopped it. The charas hit me on accident, and then two more people came and their names were Itachi and Deidara. Utau asked ramen, so Kukai and Naruto yelled. It became a screaming fest in here! Then, I heard the sluts' voices, and so I told everyone to be quiet, well, in a sort of rude way. We then all stayed quiet, and Utau told a story of her finding out who the sluts are. All of us then heard Ka- wait im not even gonna write IT'S name in here. I'll write more later~!
From,
Rima-tan
I shut my diary closed, took my ipod, and turned it on. "Here, listen to this song, its called tik tok by ke$ha (do not own,) :
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
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With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
"Nice song," Amu said. "Yeah," Sakura also said. "Ehh, it's okay," Tadagay said. Everyone glared at him, especially Amu, who was giving him a death glare. Tadagay whimpered, and went running to the bathroom. "seriously, he has to man up," Yaya said. Everyone nodded at that. "Well, when ARE we gonna start the actual game?" I asked. "Once we get rid of those bizznatches," (lol, one more word!) Utau told us. "Well, I have a perfect idea, but..." Nagi said to us.
"But what...?" Sasuke said, seeing clearly that he is terrified.
"Don't worry, Sasuke-san, it doesn't involve of you getting used," Nagi assured him. "whew," Sasuke said.
"Well? What's your plan?" Amu asked him. " It involves throwing, waterproof paint, balloons, filling balloons, and laughing. Anyone have an idea what I am saying?" at this point, Nagi started to smirk evilly. I swear, what is with boys smirking? Noooo, not smile, SMIRK.
"ooh, we are gonna buy waterproof paint and balloons, fill the balloons with the paint, we are gonna throw it at them, and then we are gonna laugh our friggin asses off?" I said.
"Correct rima-chan!" He said, laughing evilly. I joined in with him, and we both started to do the evil laugh. "awwwwww........" everyone started doing. "U-urusai!" Nagi and I said simultaneously. "Hey, pipsqueak over their is blushing! Hahaha!" cat boy started laughing. "So, Ikuto, is it true that you have photos of Amu, and you KISS it to sleep?" I retorted back, glaring at him. Cat boy and Amu blushed furiously, while everyone snickered. "Well, when are we gonna bomb them?" Amu asked, trying to change the subject. "Now," Nagi told her. "Well, who is gonna go?" Kairi asked. "I'll go," Nagi said. "Ooh, Take rima with you!" Sakura and Hinata suggested. Then, All the girls started grinning... 'grrr....I'm going to rip them to shreds!' I thought.
We walked to the store "Art and Parties are a bang" (ha, i actually own this name!) , and so this reminded me of Deidara. We walked in, and got the things we need. Nagi was holding everything, mainly because he wanted to. We walked up to the cashier, and he had an orange mask that made his head look like a lollipop. "Hello! Welcome to Art and Parties are a Bang, owned by Deidara-senpai. How may I help you? TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!" the cashier said. "Wait did you say Deidara?" Nagi asked the cashier.
"Yes!!! WHY? IS DEIDARA-SENPAI YOUR SENPAI ALSO???" Tobi exclaimed. At this point, Nagi and I were sweat dropping.
"No, we just know him," I replied bluntly.
"Oh, then Tobi will give you guys discount! 100% discount~!" Tobi said. We, as in Nagi and I, were laughing inside. He gave us the discount, and We walked out of the store, holding the things. But before we left, Tobi screeched, "YOU ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE!!!!" Nagi and I blushed like tomatoes, and left.
We got back, with Deidara saying, "What was the change un?" Nagi told him, "Tobi gave us a 100% discount." Everyone started bursting out in laughter, especially Tadagay, who had snot all over his face. Deidara, of course, was fuming inside. "Tobi, I'm gonna kick your ass one of these days..." he grunted. "Well? lets get started!" Utau and Kukai exclaimed.
me: ah, tobi, you a such a good boy~!
tobi: yay, tobi is a good boy!
seline: now, now tobi eat your veggies!
tobi: Okay seline-san!
amaya: and don't forget to tell the readers to review tobi!
tobi: okay amaya-san!
deidara: tobi....
tobi: yes??
deidara: HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE MONEY IF YOU KEEP GIVING 100% DISCOUNTS?!
tobi: tobi doesn't know....*sob*
me: now now, tobi....
tobi: *eats veggies* okay, Read and Review to reader-sama aka Dattebayo4321!
me: oh, and i might change my username, so stay tuned!
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