Kamisama Strikes Again Literally Chapter 2, a rurouni kenshin fanfic

I am not a Japanese guy. End of story.

Kami-sama Strikes Again (Literally)

By Shiara-dono

Chapter 2

Kenshin awoke with a groan. Hurting was an understatement. He remembered running to shelter with Kaoru and holding her, and then…blackness. He shifted, then stilled. Kaoru was still in his arms. Tentatively, he nuzzled against her. Something bumped his side. He tensed; Kaoru didn't wear a sword! He opened his eyes and was shocked to see himself. O…oro?

Kaoru was groggy and sore, but awake enough to feel Kenshin nuzzle her. Finally! Her mind cried. She opened her eyes when she felt him tense. It wasn't Kenshin; it was her!

With a startled yelp, both backed away and stared. Kaoru tripped over a sword and Kenshin on the hem of a kimono. They paused, looked at themselves, then at each other.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"M…Miss…Miss Kaoru?" Kaoru saw herself ask.

"Kenshin?" Oh, no…My body! Kenshin's in MY BODY! And I'm in………his!

"It would appear, Miss Kaoru, that we switched bodies, that we did." Orororo! I'm in Miss Kaoru's body! I've got…I've got……" Kenshin blushed furiously.

Kaoru was shocked to see her face blush. "Uh, Kenshin? What are you thinking?"

"N…nothing, Miss Kaoru!"

Kaoru was sure she knew what he was thinking, but she didn't comment. Instead, she said, "Well, now what do we do?"

"I suppose we should get our groceries, that we should." He moved to stand up, but promptly fell forward, landing on Kaoru.

"K…Kenshin?"

"Sorry, Miss Kaoru. It takes a while to get used to your body, that it does."

"What? It's not…oh…you mean, about the balance being different?"

Kenshin nodded. Slowly, they both stood up, and tried to adjust to one another's bodies.

This isn't going to be easy. Kaoru thought.