Ok, I lied. I don't really have anything to do on Thanksgiving, so I chose the cats myself. Thanks HHQFandoms for the review, Favorite, and Follow!
Rainsky: Hi and welcome to our first real episode of 5 commentators, 5 contestants, and infinite insanity!
Honeypaw: Lynxstorm let us each choose a contestant. I chose Hollyleaf, my idol! I want to be just like her when I grow up!
Cheesenose: I closed my eyes and randomly chose a cat named Cloverfoot, and I have no idea who she is.
Honeypaw: DUH! She's the current deputy of Shadowclan.
Cheesenose: MEANIE!
Dawnspark: I chose Breezepelt, my boyfriend!
Rainsky: Sandstorm, 'cause she's cool!
Lynxstorm: Who are you choosing, Blizzardpaw?
(Blizzardpaw wakes up from his nap on a nearby couch)
Blizzardpaw: Huh?
Rainsky: Who are you choosing to be on the show?
Blizzardpaw: Ummm… Goosefeather, because he's always napping, just like me!
Dawnspark: Okay, let's jump into our teleportation machine and get them!
5 Minutes Later…
Rainsky: Hello and welcome to the first episode of our show! You're the first contestants. Thanks for being volunteered by other cats!
Cloverfoot: You're so welcome!
Cheesenose: I like cheese!
Dawnspark: Tonight, we'll all play a game of Truth or Dare together. The two cats who's truths and dares are most lame will go home, and the other three will continue to the next episode.
Hollyleaf: So, basically we're TRYING to do badly so we can go home?
Honeypaw: What? No! The prize for winning this show is $1,000,000 and a gift card to Cloudtail's cheesearia!
Hollyleaf: Oh. I WILL WIN!
Goosefeather: Ooohhhh, CHEESE! I LOVE cheese!
Cheesenose: Me too!
Dawnspark: Let's get back on topic. Dinner is in 5 minutes.
At Dinner…
Scourge: WE'RE HERE!
Minkstorm: Sorry we're late, Scourge had to carry me out of the car and into the mansion. I'm too lazy to exercise now that I'm having kits.
Lionfoot: But you're only 32 days pregnant!
Minkstorm: But us cats are only pregnant for 64 days, so I'm 1/2 of the way done!
Lynxstorm: Yes, it's been 32 days since the afterparty. Deal with it.
Lionfoot: Now, let's meet the contestants!
Goosefeather: I'm Goosefeather and- YAWN. I'm sleepy.
(Goosefeather falls asleep)
Hollyleaf: I'm Hollyleaf and I love the warrior code! It's my bae!
Scourge: You've GOT to be kidding me.
Cloverfoot: I'm Cloverfoot and apparently no one's ever heard of me, including Lynxstorm.
Lynxstorm: That's true… wait who are you again?
Breezepelt: I'm Breezepelt and I'm the hottest tom who ever lived.
Dawnspark: SO true!
(Dawnspark swoons)
Sandstorm: Y'all know who I am and I'm protesting being on this show.
Scourge: Wait, you're Firestar's mate! I hate him! Does this mean I can hit you with something?
Lynxstorm: Go ahead.
Scourge: YAY!
(Scourge grabs the table he and Minkstorm are sitting at and hurls it at Sandstorm)
Hollyleaf: 911! Hello, Firestar? Sandstorm is out cold!
Rainsky: Let's just go and play Truth or Dare now, ok?
Cheesenose: I like cheese!
Lynxstorm: Oh and BTW if any of you lie on a truth you will fart REALLY loudly.
Dawnspark: Let's start with you, Hollyleaf! Who are you truth or daring?
Hollyleaf: Breezepelt. Truth or Dare?
Breezepelt: Truth.
Hollyleaf: Do you REALLY like Dawnspark?
Breezepelt: Of course! Why wouldn- PRRRRRRRAP!
Dawnspark: ARRGH I HATE YOU BREEZEPELT!
Rainsky: Breezepelt's turn.
Breezepelt: HOLLYLEAF. Truth or Dare?
Hollyleaf: Dare!
Breezepelt: I dare you to kiss Firestar.
Hollyleaf: WHAT?
Honeypaw: We all know you're in love with him. It says so in your autobiography!
Hollyleaf: FINE.
5 Minutes Later…
Hollyleaf: EwewewewEW! I just kissed my grandpa! GROSS!
Dawnspark: Since it can't be Hollyleaf's turn again, it's Cloverfoot's.
Cloverfoot: Truth or Dare, Breezepelt?
Breezepelt: DARE. BY A MILE.
Cloverfoot: I dare you to tell Crowfeather you love him and tell Nightcloud you hate her.
Blizzardpaw: NICE!
Breezepelt: FINE.
20 seconds later…
Breezepelt: THAT WAS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.
Rainsky: Goosefeather's turn!
Goosefeather: Truth or Dare, Cloverfoot?
Cloverfoot: Truth, please!
Goosefeather: Do you love Tigerstar? The second one?
Cloverfoot: Heck no!
(Silence)
Honeypaw: And she didn't fart! That was terrible, Goosefeather.
Dawnspark: We'll meet in the backyard in one hour to let you know who's getting eliminated!
One Hour Later In THe Backyard…
Dawnspark: We've all enjoyed today very much. But sadly, two of you are leaving.
Rainsky: We're sorry, Sandstorm.
Honeypaw: And the other cat getting eliminated is… Goosefeather.
Rainsky: Your truth was super boring.
Honeypaw: We'll be back soon for more laughs!
Cheesenose: I LIKE CHEESE!
Episode 1 is done! Hope you liked it! Read and Review! And Happy Thanksgiving!
Lynxstorm