Warnings: BoyxBoy. Yaoi. Lemon in first chapter. Bad humour. Swearing. Limes. Bad situations. Violence. Un-Beta'd (I don't have one. Applicants welcome!) Etc... You have been warned.
MainPairings: SasuNaru. ItaNaru.
Disclaimer: Characters (C) Masashi Kishimoto. Plot (C) Sinful-Desire-x.
RubyNote: Right, just a quick note, alot of you have commented on it not seeming like a oneshot. this is because I first uploaded this on an old account that got hacked. I have been able to recover a few chapters from old laptops, but it seems I will have to rewite it. So bear with me, I will update when I can, I have one more chapter other than this which will be put up soon.
Oh, and before I forget. This chapter is in the past. The story is going to be; one in the present, one in the past, present, past… and so on, until the story catches up with itself.
. . . B u t I S a w H i m F i r s t !
C h a p t e r T w o : -
First Impressions Are Always Important.
Naruto couldn't believe this; it was his first day at Otogakure high, and already he was in detention. Stupid bastard, thought he was so good. He sighs, continuing to carve into the table with his penknife, grumbling under his breath. A couple of minutes saw the arrival of his so-called partner in crime. Naruto snarled as the raven haired teen walked into the room, his indifferent gaze sweeping the almost empty space with more than a little distaste. Naruto smirked inwardly; prissy bastard thinks he's too good for detention, heh, what a loser. He snorts causing onyx eyes to immediately clash with cerulean.
Sasuke stared at the abomination in front of him, only an idiot could have put him in this stupid position. In all his fucking years at Otogakure he'd never once been in this damn room, then less than ten minutes after meeting the blonde imbecile, here he was. He growled lowly, his famous 'Uchiha Glare' firmly in place.
"Hn. Dobe." He hisses, sitting as far away from the blonde nuisance as the room allowed, taking out some work to do while he was there. God he hated this place – normally he didn't even have to be here, he was class president for Kami's sake!
"Fuck you teme!" Was the oh-so-eloquent reply from his blonde companion, earning a disinterested shrug from the raven, angering the fiery blonde further. "Oi! Bastard! I'm fucking talking to you!" He screamed, gaining the raven's attention for all of three seconds.
Said raven just turned to quirk an eyebrow at the obnoxious blonde before returning to his homework. He didn't see what the damn blonde's problem was. He was the victim here; the dobe was the one to run into him. Not the other way around! He rolls his eyes, okay, so maybe punching him was a little of an overreaction. Sasuke couldn't understand it – he mused with a frown – no one ever got to him like that, or that fast come to it. It was just the look of challenge in the sky blue eyes and the annoyingly gravely voice that had made his blood boil and eyes flash in anger. He didn't understand it, and... Quite frankly… he wasn't sure he wanted too…
Naruto groaned, turning his head to the window, frowning at the sunlight breaking stealthily through his curtains. He frowns, rubbing lightly at his eyes; it was a little bright for 6am wasn't it? He turns with a yawn to his alarm clock, blinking to see the little numbers. 8:39 Am. His eyes widening he lets out a string of curses, wishing whoever invented the snooze button an unhealthy and untimely death.
An extremely quick shower later and some left-over pizza on the go for breakfast had the blonde running just in time to see the last bus to get him to school on time, disappear around the corner.
Another string of curses earned Naruto a swift glare from an elderly couple walking past. He rolls his eyes; old people could be such hypocrites. Acting like they never swore in their life. Back in their day swearing was probably a lot worse. He growls he should so not be thinking about that right now! It was his first day at his new school and already he was late!
Sasuke sighs, switching off his blinking alarm clock, he swings his legs gracefully from the bed, walking to the bathroom for a nice warm shower to wake him up a little. He sighs, yeah 'wake him up'. That was a laugh.. he couldn't sleep for shit. He'd been insomniatic for at least 2 years now, following the death of his parents. Something he still blamed himself for.
He growls bitterly, Itachi had told him a million plus times that just because his parents happened to be driving to pick
him up; it did not mean that Sasuke was to blame for it all. Deep down he knew Itachi was right, but it didn't stop the nagging 'what if…?' thoughts swirling in his head.
He sighs again, getting out of the shower, the familiar loneliness descending to the pit of his stomach, making him ache for the simplest touch from his mother, hr beautiful smile and light sweet voice. Sasuke closes his obsidian eyes, his vision becoming blurred with tears he refused to shed. His mother had been the only person who truly
knew him. Everyone else who expected him to be the 'perfect Uchiha' just likes his father and brother; they didn't matter, because his mom had been the only one to see him. Sasuke. Not Uchiha Sasuke:heir to the Uchiha corps. Just plain Sasuke, a normal, simple boy.
Changing into his uniform he was swamped with memories he wished wouldn't bring more tears to his eyes, even his father, in the rare time he – paid attention to his youngest son – was someone Sasuke never thought he could miss this much. Sure, he still had his brother, but really while Itachi was out being the head of the family company… life could be a lonely voyage.
Sure Sasuke had 'friends' – if you could call them that – they only really liked Sasuke for his money and looks. He didn't need fickle people like that and therefore didn't trust them to bring them home with him.
Walking swiftly downstairs, the raven had enough time for a breakfast of porridge – without any additives to make Sasuke gag on it's sweetness – before stepping out of the house to walk the two blocks to the school, in which time he manages to gather his usual three man army against his fangirls.
Scratch that – he thought as the third part of his three man army attached herself to his arm like a leech. He sighs, damn… he hated Karin.
Naruto bursts through the doors of the school, he was only just in time – by some unknown miracle. He ran through the halls, his coat hanging off his shoulder and bag dragging along the floor, sighing in relief as he saw he was close to his homeroom.
Just one more corner… was his final thought before turning said corner… to come face to face… lip to lip… with a very pissed of Uchiha.
Sasuke was the first to recover, throwing the blonde off of himself with a barely held back growl.
"What the fuck do you think your doing?" the raven hisses, glaring at the blonde on the floor.
"Me?" The blonde replied indignantly, "You were the fucker not looking where he was fucking going!" He yells, wincing as a girl with unnaturally pink hair hit his head with her bag.
"You watch where
you're going! You could have hurt poor Sasuke-kun! AND you stole his first kiss!" she yells, cracking her knuckles as a blonde hair girl stood beside her, forming a barrier blocking the blonde's view of the raven.
Naruto looked positively panicked. For if there was one thing the blonde had learnt from the woman he had met; it's that you don't cross them. "He-Hey… He wasn't looking where he was going–" He flinches as the girls let out a threatening growl. Now, here Naruto had two choices. He could stay and risk his luck with the girls. Or he could run, run and make it to his lesson without being too late. He chose the latter, stepping around the three and running on ahead.
Sasuke sighed, pushing past his 'bodyguards' and carrying on to his locker, glaring at them when they tried to follow. He really hated the clingy girls that latched on to him. He knew they only liked him for his name and money. And people like that weren't people the raven wanted to associate himself with.
His mind switched to the blonde who'd run into him with a snort. Idiot. Pure and simple. He thought, not giving it any more thought and resisting the urge to put a hand to his lips, which still seemed to burn with the memory.
First period hadn't been much better, the idiot blonde had been forced to take the seat next to him, and had promptly growled "bastard" as soon as the raven sat down.
Now, normally, Uchiha Sasuke wasn't one to get into petty arguments, but something about the blond moron seemed to grate on his nerves and he found himself responding with a snide; "Oh, big word moron, did you learn it yourself?" he smirked at the look of anger and shock the moron was giving him. It was to be expected, the blonde did seem easy to read. But then, what Sasuke didn't expect, was the hot headed blonde suddenly jumping out of his chair and attacking him.
This, of course, escalated when the normally stoic raven started fighting back, causing a crowd of people to gather, the females – as expected – all cheering for the Uchiha. While the males – who were sick of said Uchiha taking all of the girls and attention – were cheering for the blonde.
Until suddenly… everyone was gone.
Both Sasuke and Naruto had but a spit second to realise this before they found themselves hoisted up by a very bored looking grey haired teacher. Naruto flinched, looking at said teacher, he tilts his head. He had never in all his four schools, seen a teacher as strange as him. His hair was grey… despite his obvious youth. And half of his face covered by a mask. Wait.. Make that three quarters of his face covered, because his hair seemed to fall to cover his left eye.
"Maa what do we have here boys?" The grey – no Naruto corrected his earlier thought – Silver haired teacher spoke, a voice bored but laced in amusement. "I do believe this kind of misconduct is not aloud in this school…" he smiles, it was so obvious to Naruto by the way his eye did a big upside down 'U' shape. "Detention. After school. One hour." He says calmly, putting the two grumbling teens down.
"Bastard"
"Usuratonkachi"
"Two nights, one hour."
"What?"
"So unfair!"
"Three nights, still willing to keep this up?" A glint in the older man's eye.
"…"
"…"
"Thought so. Take your seats."
And that's how he got to where he was, stuck in a room with a stuck up ice princess (justly named in Naruto's opinion. The guy was like a PMSing girl.) His life was so unfair. It was all an accident anyway, why did the bastard have to be just that – A bastard?
Sasuke it seemed wasn't too fazed by his detention. He knew he would get into trouble with Itachi for not letting him know. But damnit! It's wasn't his fault! It was all the fault of moronic, stupid, blue eyed, blond haired, gorgeously tanned, cute, pouty lipped, ho– Wait what? No Sasuke! None of that! Just a blonde moronic idiot! A bug on the windshield! Something to be pushed aside and left alone, until it was eventually scrubbed from your existence.
Little did he know the blonde was more like a chip in his windshield of life; a chip, that if ignored… would only turn into a crack… and only get bigger.