AN: Okay here's snipped #2 now in this I am not judging bottle or breast feeding! I pass no judge-ment and say whatever is best for mother and baby is best! this just came to mind and was funny to me. Okay Bhear=Bear, Pax and GracyLyn are 3 months, I hope this is enjoyed, and again thoughts, comments, prompts, ect. ect. let me know.
Tony was confused, not something he normally was, but right now he as honestly at a loss. How was he supposed to do this? he knew the basic's of bottle feeding, it was a simple thing really. He had figured it would be fine, had saw his wife feed the twins when she was half alseep and talking to purple zombies! he could do this! at least he had thought he had... now though he was beginning to second guess feeding his children. It had all started so promisingly this morning too.
"Okay I'm going, I promise I'll be back for their nap. Please don't burn the place down, I love you."
Tony had waved his wife off and walked into the living room of the Avengers tower, formally Stark tower, where Pax was laying on the floor sucking his toes and GracyLynn was reaching for the little mobile over her head. Both were calm fairly content at the moment, Tony could totally handle it while Bhear was out with the girls. Totally manageable!
That had been Tony's thoughts, the morning had been uneventful with him working on a few designs for work, nothing to exciting. He had even managed to change the twins without throwing up, screw what anyone said, changing infants was a nasty task and anyone who wasn't a parent should be paid double to be changing a baby that wasn't theirs. Now though... now he had a problem.
"So you mean she left milk but the twins dont want it? did it go bad?"
"No she pumped this morning! they just... They won't take it!"
"Have you asked Pepper?"
"I am not calling Pepper to ask hr how to feed my twins! she and their mother would never let me live it down!"
"So... what are you going to do?"
"Damn it Bruce that's why I'm asking you for help!"
Tony realized that talking to Bruce wasn't going to help him for shit! so he had decided to get creative. He had walked back to his and Bhear's shared bedroom and found one of the nursing bra's, shuddering at what he was about to do, before taking his shirt off and walked back towards the living room. He was going to prove he could handle the twins on his own.
"I'm glad we were able to go out." Bhear said smiling at Anna as they walked into the Avengers tower. The two had become close after first meeting at SHIELD and just got closer when their children were born only two months apart.
"Me too, so Frigga took Ashlynn?"
"For the afternoon yes, We're going to get her tonight, being half God and all gotta visit the fam-"
When Anna stopped talking Bhear rose a brow, sea green eyes following the direction of her friends eyes before snorting. Tony was the easy chair, shirtless in one of her nursing bra's with two baby bottles one through each cup, and a twin in each arm, eating while daddy snoozed.
"Please tell me-"
"Shh."
Bhear didn't even think about it when she began snapping her camera on her phone. This was a picture that would go down in history, and she had told Tony that breast was best..
