In Coal Town, in the Badlands, GoldenFox was following Voice, looking incredibly smug. "Hey Voice, you know what this is?" he asked, waving his "Kill Everyone You Meet" Achievement he'd gotten for blowing up all the robots in his face.

"No, you've only been talking about it for the past five hours." snarked Voice.

"It's called definitive proof that I'm better than you." said the smug orange pegasus.

"Oh come on, that plot point was so contrived and you know it, do you even read the comments?" Voice asked.

"Oh what's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear the hate over the sound of your salt." he mocked.

"OK, that's it, 1v1 me, scrub!"

"Huh?" asked GoldenFox.

"You and me, we're settling this in a contest, winner takes all!" challenged the beige pony.

"So, what are we gonna do?"

"The object is simple. I call a shot and I try to do it, then you have to do a harder shot, if I can and you can't, I get a point, then we switch. Every time someone can't do a shot and the other can, they get a point. And the first pony to get to five points, loses." he explained.

"Alright, sounds goo-wait, isn't this horse?" he asked.

Voice just looked at him strangely. "Yes?" he asked, as if asking if that was a bad thing.

GoldenFox just glanced aside to an imaginary audience.

"Pull!" called Voice.

A robot head was launched into the air, and Voice blasted it out of the air in a single bullet.

"Beat that, golden colt." smirked Voice, GoldenFox having loaded a head into the catapult.

"Pull." said the pegasus. The head went flying, and GoldenFox hit his mark. "Piece of cake." he said smugly.

GoldenFox pulled back the catapult, loading 3 heads into it.

"Pull!" called Voice. He managed to take out all 3 with a single explosive headshot. "Your move, Goldilocks."

GoldenFox just loaded 10 heads into the catapult.

"Oh this I gotta see!" laughed Voice.

GoldenFox just breathed deeply, put a wing in front of his face, closing his eyes and said "Pull!" Voice let the heads fly, and GoldenFox fired the bullet, which bounced off Toon's helmet, off a wall, off the ground and a whole set of other improbable objects, and took out all 10 heads.

GoldenFox grinned smugly as Voice's jaw just dropped.

"Hacks! I call hacks!" said Voice, snapping out of his stupor.

"I can barely get this game up and running, you think I can actually hack something?" asked Fox.

"Well, if your earlier performance against the robots is any indication, you are a hack at something." snapped Voice.

"Well, you're, a poopyhead." was GoldenFox's scathing retort.

Voice stared at him, slack jawed, as if he'd just told him he was secretly Tirek.

"That's it!" said Voice, pulling out his Kukri and jumped onto Fox, the two getting into a Big Ball of Violence, fighting across the Badlands and Coal Town.

At one point, they passed Keyframe, Firebrand and Doctor Wolf. Firebrand just took a drink of water, looking thoroughly unconcerned. "Ugh, I'm surrounded by stallionfoals." he muttered.

"Eeeyup." concurred Keyframe. "And you were the one who hired them."

"Don't remind me." muttered Firebrand.