Jobs the Guardians Should Never Do

by iamthesidekick2550

Yes I know it's a rip-off of Maximum Ride, but I think it's a pretty good rip-off. I think.

2. E Aster Bunnymund

Disclaimer: I no own Rise of the Guardians (btw the fourth one of the previous chapter was inspired by jabbywockyandthevorpalblade who did his/her own version of jobs people should never do. Check her/his account out. It's reallllllly good.)

Zookeeper -

Fellow zookeeper: "Now Aster I need you to dress up in this kangaroo costume to advertise our new 'Adventures Down Under' exhibit."

Oh the irony.

Professinal Hunter -

I don't think the idea of rabbits hunting rabbits is right.

Miner -

He has tunnels all over the world. Imagine what he could do to a mountain.

Babysitter-

If he can handle an 318 year old winter spirit of Fun and Mischief, I think he can handle a few kids for a couple of hours.

Or can he (DUN DUN DUH DAH)!?

Easter Bunny Impersonater Contestant -

"And the winner is," *drumroll* "Contestant Number 27!"

"What! But I'm the real Easter Bunny! Not some white fuzzy b****!"

"Uhh, security!"

So yeah second chapter. Did it repulse you? Did it amaze you? Or are you still neutral? Review to tell me!