Hello everyone! This is the second chapter of Vongola Complaint and Warning Board!
DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T OWN KHR
From: Xanxus
To: Fran
Trash, all of us is painfully aware of the fact that you and that stupid prince is fucking, despite both of you claiming otherwise. So, the next time someone say you two were being too loud, you shall not use your illusion to make them appear butt-naked. The other trashes isn't amused.
-No, you fucking trash, saying that Lussuria is happy doesn't justify your action
-Now, you're just asking to be killed. I give you ten minutes to come out from your hiding and cover my ass again before I destroy the entire town.
A curious note from Superbi Squalo to Fran:
Voiiiii! How did you make that sexy frog croaking noise?!
To: Lussuria
Trash, we're aware that you're a gay necrophiliac. We don't mind. But please, at least keep the necrophiliac part hidden for the best part of your public appearance. You're creeping new recruits out, and good ones is harder and harder to come by.
-Your solution for the latter problem isn't a good one. trash. I have dignity, and I won't pull a Hibari.
To: Leviathan
Sometimes, I admire your devotion, trash. I do. But, next time, make sure that if you misheard a mission from me, confirm it again just to make sure that you didn't do something as ridiculous as that again.
From: Tsunayoshi Sawada
To: Hibari Kyoya
I'm well aware that you're really itching to fight someone. Everyone is aware of that. But, that doesn't give you an excuse to barge into everyone's office like barging into a room dramatically is going out of style, then proceeded to get them to fight you. No one is happy, and you should be aware that Bianchi doesn't take it kindly that her paperworks is all messed up. She have a lot of free time outside of being Vongola's assasination squad leader, you know.
-Now you've brought it upon yourself, Ryohei is waiting for you in the medical bay.
To: Mukuro Rokudo
Hibari deserve a punishment alright, but it doesn't give you a reason to help Bianchi poison him, it's just pure evil and nobody aside from selected few deserved such fate.
-Come to think about it, you pull something like this again, I will consider letting Bianchi loose on you. She is still miffed by the fact you stole her lingerie once. I'm not going to ask you what the hell are you doing with it.
To: Hayato Gokudera
I understand that you want to curse so badly when Hibari barged into your office. But please, mind your surrounding when you let loose your very colorful language, there are several kids around the HQ at the time due to Bring Your Family To Work Day, and some of the parents filed complaints about that.
To: Shoichi Irie
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that a standard raid include chariots and horses, and Roman military outfit for all involved in it. Not only it's ridiculous, the fact that the Romans eventually fell from grace reduce the morale of our soldiers.
-What did you mean by enacting Roman cavalry image to instill fear? Are you drunk?
-After further investigation, you are hereby prohibited from alcohol. You are one of the very few sane people in Vongola, and I would love it if you stay as one.
From: Shoichi Irie
To: Spanner
I'm sorry! I'm drunk at that time! Please cancel the construction of twenty robotic horses and the accompanying chariots!
Reply From Spanner:
Too late, so... what should we do with them?
-As much as you're my best friend, I have to decline the suggestion to simply destroy them. I have formed an emotional bond with them, much like a parent and his childrens, I simply cannot.
From Tsuna to Spanner:
When I commanded you to scrap the horses, you shouldn't have send them straight to my office while riding on one of them.
-I gave up, on second thought, they seemed fun, I will let you keep them as long as you changed their name. No horse should be called "Bloody Finger" or "Queen Stupid Hoe", mechanical or not.
From: Aria, Sky Arcobaleno
To: Reborn
I thought you've managed to pass therapy a few months ago? Timoteo say that you passed it without much hitch. Your action in the latest mission is just... horrible, horrible I say. Nothing deserve to be treated like that. I've been sending some letter to your psychiatrist, and he say that he want to meet you soon.
To: Fon
Fon, you're the last person I thought will commit such a childish act. Put out all of those creepy statues from Colonello's room.