Author's note:

*Peeks* SO hi, first of, super sorryyyy for not updating this since forever. I was having some stuff at school but they're all sorted so i'm hoping to be able to continue writing this without interruption. Okay, i'm going to leave you guys to it then and enjoy. Oooooh, also:

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CHAPTER 2: SCHOOL AND YOU KNOW…

BPOV:

I must have done something truly horrible in the past, considering the fact that i'm now stuck in a shiny Yellow Porsche instead of a silver Volvo with literally the chattiest person in the world.

"ALICE, can you please tone it down just a teeny weeny bit, i studied in last night and my eyes are about to drop all the way down onto your luxurious car carpet or whatever you wanna call it, but please just shut up!" I exclaimed, surprised by how totally not tired i sound and proud that my sarcasm have improved mildly during the summer with the Cullaes-short for Cullens and Hales.

"Pish posh Bella, now that you have made it clear how much I, your ultimate best friend-til-the-end annoy you, I'm just gonna have to keep on doing exactly that. So have you heard, Jessica and Mike are literally the cringiest couple of the year. I mean who of all things holy even thought of pairing them together…", she continued her morning chatter. Her mouth drew up into a smirk when I groan out loud, that I just wanted to knock off with my typical black and blue Converse, grrr, curse you little Jinx Pix.

I never got to finish that trail of thought as my phone lit up with HIS name on it. Grudgingly, I swipe the "Accept" button and wait for the suspected.

"I am so sorry Bella, I didn't know, I swear, I didn't. I did everything in my manhood that I can think of and I still failed, I am so sorry Bella. I swear I would make it up to you, I really really do, I am so sorry", pleaded the voice of my disdain.

"Huh…",I continued to pick my nails as I wait for it.

"BELLAAAA, PLEASE DON'T BE MAD, I'M SORRY", he whined. Yeah, there it is.

" Huh? What was that? I can't hear you over all the girly whining you got going on."

"Bells, I promise you that I had no idea she was going to do that, I swear to you."

I sigh, he almost always gets off too easy." Okay, fine, now what do you want, It is not enough that you, as you put it "accidentally" somehow allowed Alice, the most annoying Pixie in the world to drive me to school today and talk my ear off, now what do you want, to mock me?"

He snickered:" Okay, Bells I didn't know she was going to kidnap you like that, I mean I have always been your knight in shining armor. Plus it isn't my fault my Pixie-of a sister talks too much, I was about to jump into the Volvo, Al just happened to jump into her Porsche faster thus the kidnapping. Oh, we're almost at school, talk to you there, luv you!"

He hung up. My mind starts to spin its devilish wheels about how i can kill him. Oh, why was I friend with him anyways? Because he's been your best friend since you guys were in preschool. Because he knows too much about you. Because he gets you. Because he stand by you. Because you love him. OH, shut it Bella's mind. What? It's there Bella, you can't continue to deny that tingly feeling whenever he's around. Oh come on, it's James, not E. Yeah right, we both know it's not true. WHat do you mea…

"BELLA, we're here. We are at school," Alice fusses. She continues:" What were you thinking about. I called your name for like FOREVA."

" Sorry Al, I was thinking of ways where I can kill your brother and when I…" Seriously, how many times am I going to be cut off today.

"Oh I'll help," she kept on laughing, until I said the next words.

" And when I am done killing him, I WILL KILL YOU."

Her eyes widen, as I laugh maniacally.

"HEY BELLA!" an oh so familiar voice called out. I put on my poker face, turned around, linked my arm with Alice's and walk towards the voice,prepared to do what I have been doing since 5 years old, forgive him for his craps.