Hey, Thanks for the reveiw, It means a lot. But this story is our first actual long fic that nothing to do with drug-induced humor, or people coming in from nowhere. This is the next chapter, please reveiw.
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After the three strangers left last night, Alaina and I went up to my room to set up for our sleepover. Brandi was supposed to sleepover too, but she ditched us for Jacob. She was acting really weird last night before she left. Basically what Alaina and I did last night was throwing popcorn at each other, watching The Haunting in Connecticut, eating more junk than we should, and reading. Yeah, reading. It was really fun. *sarcasm*

Now I'm on my way to Brandi's house, which is conveniently located across the street. I approached the door and instead of ringing the doorbell like any other normal person would do, I yelled really loud.

"DING-DONG!" I screamed. All the people were out walking their dogs, so that was pretty unfortunate for me. Everyone was staring at me. Brandi opened the door, and she looked like she wanted to eat me. I was scared for my life, so I yelled at her.

"ZOMBIE! DON'T EAT ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I'M TOO YOUNG!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. She just glared at me.

"Shut the hell up!" Brandi shouted right back.

"Well, someone's PMSing." I said and walked right past her into her house. She sighed and closed the door behind her once I was inside. She turned to look at me.

"I'm not PMSing, I just didn't sleep well last night, and you just barge in here WITHOUT ME INVITING YOU IN!!!!!!!!!" She shrieked. Wow. Wait a minute- is she vibrating? OMG.

"OH EM GAHEEZEYS! BRANDI! YOU'RE VIBRATING! LIKE A GIANT CELL PHONE!" I wailed. She started shaking even more! If that was possible. All of a sudden a growl ripped from her chest. HOLY SHIT!!!!! She really is going to eat me! But then she stopped; I exhaled a breath I didn't know I was holding in. Then Jacob ran in the room. Where the hell did he come from? OMG! Brandi is getting lucky! I never thought it would happen!

"Brandi! How dare you not tell me about Jacob!" I yelled jokingly. Brandi's eyes got wide, and it seemed like her blue eyes were a lighter shade, but I didn't care.

"What. Did. You. Say!" Brandi spat.

"I said, how dare you not tell me that you got lucky?" I replied. She didn't seem too happy with my response. Maybe she didn't get any. Uh-oh. She's vibrating again. She started snarling. Jacob was trying to calm her down, but it wasn't working. She suddenly ran off, like really fast, with Jacob following her. He glared at me.

"What? We always bicker like this! Don't glare at me, I'll kick your imprinted ass." I said getting aggravated. He then ran off without a word, going after Brandi. I went back to my house to do what I always do when I have no one to hang with. I went on the computer. I listened to some of my favorite bands, singing along. Then for no reason I started to clean the house.

"I am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words, and don't really care which side wins-" singing along to Fall Out Boy's song It's not scene; it's an arms race. Then I heard a banging at my door. So I answered it of course. It was yet another stranger. STRANGER DANGER! Any one of these random strangers could be a rapist. Hell, Brandi could be dating a rapist. I took a good look at him. He was handsome that was for sure. He had blond hair and golden topaz eyes.

"Hello. My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am your new neighbor. You have already met two of my children, Edward and Bella, and their friend Jacob." He told me. Whoa, he had children? No way. He looked too young to have children. He had to be in his early twenties. "Now, you may be thinking that I am too young to be having kids, but my wife and myself adopted these kids." He said.

"HOLY SHIT!!! YOU READ MY MIND!!!!!!!" I shrieked in awe. Carlisle sighed.

"No, that's just what every one else thinks." Carlisle smiled. Oh my gosh, his smile is so cute. Then behind Carlisle was Edward, and he was laughing along with the Bella girl I saw yesterday. What the hell were they laughing at, but it appears they were laughing at me.

"What are you laughing at Jag-off!" I yelled. He looked taken back and Bella looked pissed. HA! Get used to it, you're in Pittsburgh now.

"Excuse me?" Bella asked with a slight attitude. No one talks to me like that.

"Yeah, I called your boyfriend a Jag-off. You better get used to it Honey. You're in Pittsburgh now, and saying Jag-off is a Pittsburgh thing." I said with a bit of an attitude to show her I was not some one to mess with. She just glared at me until Edward told her to calm down.

"Have you seen Jacob this morning?" Edward asked to change the subject.

"Uh yeah I have. He went after Brandi after her I pissed her off. She started vibrating and shit. She was snarling and growling at me, it was freaky." I said. Bella looked a little afraid for a moment, like she knew what was going on with her. "Do you know what's happening?" I asked warily.

"Uh, yes. She's a werewolf. Well a shape-shifter actually." Edward replied. Ooookaaaaay then. Well I'm a faerie, so I guess that's possible.

"Well thanks for that bombshell. That's two in two days." I said.

"If you don't mind me asking, what was the first bombshell?" Carlisle asked.

"Well, I found out that I'm a faerie yesterday. What now? You're not gonna tell me you guys are vampires, are you?" I joked. They all looked at each other.

"Actually, you nailed that one on the head. Yes, we are vampires. Don't worry, though. We are vegetarians i guess you could call us. We hunt only animals." He replied.

"That's nice. Who wants to go to Hot Topic wit meh?" I asked my A.D.D. kicking in. Bella just looked plain confused.

"Well that was random." Bella said. Ooooooh! I forgot to tell them about my A.D.D. Well My friends and I think I have A.D.D.

"Oh, yeah, it is. That's because I think I have A.D.D. and I am totally random." I said. That's when I noticed they were giving me funny looks.

"what?" I asked. They looked at one another.

"Nothing." They all said at the same time. Wow. Perfect timing. I start noticing that my spaz of a cat is meowing like there is no tomorrow. I look back at her and yell at her to shut up. I looked back at the vamps standing on my front porch, all involed in a heated conversation.

"Well, I gotta go. My cat's on fire." I said, seeing if they would notice me talking. They didn't.

"wow. She's really flammable." I said. Nothing.

"who knew that something so little could burn up so furiously?" Not evan a glance.

"Hey, guys, I better go get the fire extinguisher. She's toasty." I said.

All three of them looked at me and said all at the same time, "Huh?, Wha-?, fire extinguisher?" I started laughing at them and they looked at me like I had three heads.

"I gotta go." I said. as I was about to shut the door i noticed they were still standing there so i yelled, "GET OFF MY FUCKING PORCH! GO HOME!"

by the way we do not own the bit about the cat on fire. i got tht from a book called Audrey, Wait! so yeah.

and also the part about the A.D.D. is true, i, katrina, a not actually diagnosed wit it, but my friends and i think i have it

BYES! PEACE OUT YO!