A/N: Hey! Okay, this is my premiere FanFic, so please, feel free to love, hate, or anything in-between. I decided to continue with the series seeing as I got a lot of good feedback. Thanks guys! – So without further ado, I bring to you:

THE DISCLAIMER: (lol) I don't own Naruto. If I did, however, it would be what is considered "Grown-ups TV" and would have Yaoi. Everywhere. Srsly.

WARNING: CONTAINS YAOI. BoyxBoy. Don't like, don't read. It's that simple.

Pairing: SasoDei, and ItaSasu (Uchihacest)

Deidara POV

Water splashed around us violently as my second bird crashed into the lake and detonated on the spot, sending huge waves rolling around us and to the shore. Out of the haze of mist and falling water, I could make out Sasori's unscathed figure coming at me. I was already extremely wounded; I was constantly swallowing back heavy amounts of blood that kept hurtling up my throat, and I had deep cuts marring my exhausted body.

I saw a blur coming at me; I knew who it was. I knew what he wanted to do to me. My body finally couldn't take it anymore; just the idea of getting pummeled any further made my body shiver and my wounds ache. I turned off my chakra flow to my feet and I felt myself drop into the water and sink just as Sasori attacked my previous position. I let air freely escape my mouth and bubble to the surface as I sunk deeper, the foggy red water above me lulling me into a deep sleep.

Sasori POV

After a good five minutes of fishing in the murky red depths of the lake, my coil straightened out and shot back into the air, covered in seaweed and twigs, with Deidara hooked onto the end of it. I grimaced at the sight of the pale blonde boy, and reeled my coil back, before whipping it forward and shooting Deidara up onto the shore of the lake, knocking the water out of his lungs and waking him up.

"Stupid brat…" I muttered under my breath, grabbing my scroll, which had sealed up all my items I had recovered from Deidara's bird.

I tread across the lake, using my coil to grab any spare puppet limbs that had been pulled apart during our short battle. I heard Deidara make sounds, but I ignored them, not bothering to make them out. I'd send Tobi around later to collect his injured and discarded Sempai.

When I reached the tree line of the woods, I made rapid hand signs and absorbed the rest of my chakra, teleporting myself back into my workshop.

Once inside the quaint room, I set the scroll down and grabbed a few sealing tags, counting out six before exiting the room. I turned on my heel and locked the door, placing a tag on each corner, one in the middle, and one on top, to ensure that Deidara wouldn't get in again. I sighed and flopped down onto my twin bed, letting the sheets soak up the water from me before falling asleep in it, too tired to change the sheets or fix myself.

Normal POV

Zetsu shuddered as he felt his plants by the lake break and wilt. A spark of rage flared in the plant-man, who immediately sank into the muddy ground, intent on murdering whatever it was near the lake that was destroying his favorite lilies…

Deidara POV

I took a few minutes to concentrate on my breathing; which hurt. I gasped softly when my ribs crunched as I crawled further up the shore, getting away from the water that had been lapping against my blood-soaked legs for the past ten minutes. I rolled onto a patch of lilies, writhing in pain as I felt my ribs shift under my weight; I must have broken several of them during the battle with Dann- …Sasori.

I grit my teeth and held back tears as I sat back against a tree, trying to push thoughts of that teme out of my head. Through my clouded vision and distorted sense of feeling, I felt the ground shift. I moved in my spot, trying to get comfortable. I must have sat in a soft patch of soil or something.

Just as I relaxed again, I felt the ground shift again. Before I could react, I felt something squishy wrap around me, squeezing my already battered body and stinging me painfully before my head lolled I lost consciousness.

Zetsu POV

I blinked and shook the (seemingly dead) ex-Iwa nin with my vines.

Oopsies.

I should have looked before I poisoned.

Carefully, I wrapped Deidara up in his cloak and made hand signs, watching him disappear in a cloud of smoke in front of me. I wiped any excess dirt from my cloak and looked around, making sure no one had seen my 'accident' before disappearing into the woods. I sensed tourists nearby- And they smelled delicious.

Itachi POV

I blinked and nudged the (seemingly dead) ex-Iwa nin with foot.

Is he alive…? He didn't look it at all. I groaned and bent down, lifting him up and grimacing at the smell and feel of lake gunk, blood, and pollen. My mind instantly caught up-

He had gotten in a fight. Sasori had come back to the base covered in water and seaweed. Deidara wasn't with him….

Sasori had beaten the shit out of Deidara and left him to die at the lake, someone found him, and he was transferred back to the base [inconveniently near me.

Damnit.

I sighed and walked to the infirmary, carrying the raggedy blonde carefully in my arms down the maze of hallways.

[Six minutes later

"Fix him." I said, pointing to the blonde on the infirmary bed.

"Do it yourself nii-san!" Barked my little brother, the thin chain connecting his leg to the wall rattling as he shifted to stand up.

"Do it or you're not eating for a week" I threatened, grasping his chin roughly and pressing a soft kiss to his lips before exiting the small grey room, listening to his curses echo down the hallway ahead of me.

Revenge was so sweet- Especially when it involved keeping you little brother chained to a wall in the infirmary after kidnapping him from Orochimaru.

My lips twitched into a smirk as I headed down the halls back into my room so I could rest before I 'checked up' on Sasuke later tonight.

A/N: Sooo watcha think? I'm planning on there being Uchihacest yaoi in ch 3, so that'll give you all something to look forward to next time. Sorry for not updating in forever- I'm a horrible procrastinator. I promise to get ch 3 up soon. Anyone have a suggestion? Send it to me! I'm open to ALL ideas-

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