Title - ANBU Love
Naruto fic - multi chapter
Pairings - Naru? Naruto is a girl in this one.
Plot - Due to the sick minds of 4 Anbu Naru was violated and beaten. Found by one Uchiha Itachi he takes her under his wing at the age of 4. Becoming known to the ninja as the Black Rose the infamous Uchiha Itachi's Prodigy. Becoming ANBU surpassing her sensei record but after his betrayal Sarutobi decides to send her back at the rank of that of the academy student hoping this would open her up more.
"Talking"
"Thinking"
"Kyuubi talking, jutsu names."
'Kyuubi thinking'
Chapter 1 - The prick, the puppy, and the one eyed.
Both Sakura and Sasuke sat in the training grounds waiting for both their sensei and Naru to come. Sasuke arrived around 6 am while Sakura arrived around 15 minutes to seven.
Different times because their stupid scarecrow sensei forgot to mention what time they should meet up.
3 hrs later…
Kakashi in all his masked glory appeared in a swirl of leaves with one of his lame excuses "Sorry I'm late. I got lost in the road of life." Sakura screamed "YOU'RE LATE AND YOU'RE A BAD LIAR!!!"
"Only an idiot gets lost on a one lane road." in a poof Naru appeared and continued to speak to the duckass hair shinobi with his loyal puppy.
"And technically Hatake-san didn't even assign a time to meet up with us. So he's not late and neither am I. Let's just say you two were just fashionably early." Naru eyes curved into a 'U' as Sakura and the little Uchiha glared at her.
"Anyway you three sit down. As for your exam you three just have to get these 2 little bells from Me." he showed them two gold bells.
"But sensei there is only two bells." Sakura pointed out.
"Great she can count to two." Naru said sarcastically as Sakura glared at her while Sasuke smirked.
That's when Karachi eyes curved ignoring the three children in front of him "Yes I know so that means only two of you would pass and the other will be send to the Academy. The one that loses will be tied in the stump over there while you watch me eat my lunch."
Sakura and Sasuke both thought while Naru just grinned at her teammates rumbling stomachs. It was so much fun to watch the prick and his loyal puppy suffer.
'Anyway I ate breakfast. As the saying goes only a fool eats before a battle, but only the walking dead go into battle without eating.'
"Now its 9 so you have to 12 to try to get these little bells from me." With that he set the timer and the three disappeared.
Kakashi looked around
He sighed mentally and he reached to his pouch and took out a...
Immediately all the genins attention was on Kakashi who was reaching towards his pouch.
Sakura and Sasuke tensed thinking it might be some sort of weapon while Naru looked board.
He took out a little orange book. Both students face faulted they expected more form a jounin.
He started reading it while Naru stared at the book in his hands.
'Wasn't that the same book that Itachi wanted to kill Kakashi for?'
Flashback
"Itachi-sensei who is that?" asked a very innocent Naru pointing out a giggling man with the Konoha hitai-e over one of his eye and grey hair sticking out reading a little orange book.
"That Naru is Hatake Kakashi a prodigy like you and I. He graduated to genin at age 5, chuunin age 6, jounin age 13 and Anbu age 15 he is also known as Sharigan Kakashi a master of over 1000 jutsus, he is also a student of your father." at this only little Naru looked at the man with more interest 'he must be really strong being daddy's student.' she thought as she let go of Itachi's hand and went toward Kakashi.
As she came closer she noticed his giggling increased as he read that book.
Coming up next to him, though being short she only ended up at Kakashi's waste line.
She tucked his pants "Hey mister what are you reading?" she asked the man as he looked down to see a little girl. Curiosity showing in her eyes, after all this man was her father's student so maybe he can be friends with her too.
"You wanna see?" he asked while his visible eye curved into a 'U' like fashion. She nodded eagerly hopping to see what made her daddy's student so happy.
As Naru was about to look at the pictures in the book when Itachi who had been witnessing this whole ordeal appeared and took the book and threw at the floor and did a Katon jutsu.
Well you can imagine what happen to the book. He looked over at Hatake "If I ever see you with that book around my student again I'll kill you."
With that Itachi lifted Naru over his shoulder and started walking away from crying man who had just witness the brutal murder of his beloved book. With Naru waving while saying "Bye!" over Itachi's shoulder.
Naru examined the man after say bye. He was crying, why was he crying? And why did Itachi sensei burn his book?
Being the innocent 5 yr old that she is, she asked "Itachi-sensei why was Hatake-san crying over his book and why did you burn it before I could see it?" she asked her sensei though she couldn't see a small light blush crept through his pale skin. "Naru that book is not appropriate for a little girl to be reading."
"Why?"
"...Its has adult themes that your not old to comprehend."
"Uuuu.. What does it have?"
"..."
"Have you read it before sensei?"
"..."
"You did didn't you?"
"No."
"Then how do you know what that book has?"
"It says back in of the book the age suitable for reading."
"Is it a bad book?"
"Yes it be best you never and I repeat never try to read that book at all."
"Then why does Hatake-san read it?"
"Cause he's probably deprived of his needs." he mumbled over his breath.
"What are his needs?"
"……….!……"
"Do you have them too?"
"..."
"Did daddy read those books too?"
"I don't know."
"Does Sarutobi-jiji read them too?"
"You should pay more respect to the Hokage."
"Do all the guys read those books too? Does you're dad read them?, Do older women read them too? What exactly do you mean by adult theme? Does it have bad words? Who wrote those books?"
"Naru" he voice was a bit shaky though you have to be an obsessed Itachi stalker fan to actually be able to hear the difference.
He seriously needed to think a way out. Heck half of those questions she was asking him, he has no answer to.
'Think, Think, I need a distraction, curse you Kakashi.'
Somewhere else…
A man walking through the streets sneezed.
Looking down form his books he saw little children. Lifting his head he saw a hoard of angry woman. One word came to his mind at this point.
'RUN!'
Back to the lovable Itachi…
"Sensei you haven't answered my questions yet."
Looking around he needed a way to distract her, he found a restaurant Ichiraku. "Naru let's eat."
Hearing food she deiced to put her curiosity on hold. 'Ramen? What is that? Is it good? Well if Itachi-sensei likes it then I'll give it a try.'
"Miso" the young girl looked at Naru waiting for an order "Pork"
Soon both of them began eating, Itachi noticing she was eating, he hoped that she had forgotten about her questions.
He really had no idea what to tell a 5 yr old child that Kakashi is also known as a pervert.
Consumed in his thoughts he didn't even notice how
1 bowl became 5
Then 5 became 10
Then 10 became 18
18 became 27
Soon Naru finished. Safe it is to say this started her addiction towards Ramen.
5 S-ranks mission pay gone with one meal.
Don't get me wrong if Itachi wasn't an Uchiha he would have dropped on his knees and cry over his money. But the Uchiha pried would never and I repeat never let that happen.
Itachi looked at the time.
"Time to leave Naru" e.
"But Itachi-sensei you never answered my question. Why does Hatake-san read those books?"
Itachi wanted to break down but his pried would never allow this. He quickly left her home and before she could open her mouth "Tomorrow."
T
he next day
It was really boring in the Hokage's office. Chibi-Sandaime wanted to take a blow torch and light the evil paperwork on fire. Soon a knock n the door interrupts his thoughts.
"Come in."
In came Naru, he smiled. His cute lil self proclaimed adopted granddaughter was saving his day. No more evil paperwork.
"Yes Naru?"
"Itachi-sensei said you could answer my questions."
"If he said I could then go ahead and ask."
Naru beamed finally answer will be given. "Yesterday I and sensei saw Hatake-san reading a strange book. I asked Sensei but all he told me was that he probably read the book because he doesn't get any. What does get any mean? Why does Hatake-san read those books when sensei said it was a bad book? Why does he blush and giggle when he reads them? Do you read them too?"
While Nauru continued asking Sarutobi began sweating, what the hell was he supposed to tell a 5 yr old?
Inner Sarutobi
End of flashback
Naru sighed.To pass we need teamwork but she was doomed from the start. In her time at the academy she learned that the sole 'survivor' of the Uchiha clan was an avenger, a fool, a prick (she got this form Kiba) arrogant (Shino), didn't bother with others (Chouji), and a very troublesome person (Do I really need to write who said this?)
'And Haruno Sakura is loyal follower. She would probably say that her 'Sasuke-kun' who do it by herself. She was stuck none of her teammates would probably admit to needing help.'
Well the only thing left to do.
She moved her hand towards her pocket
She took out.…
A box of pocky.
She sat in the tree trunk munching on some pocky getting ready to see the show.
And just in time too.
"I'm not like the others." Sasuke said as he flipped over and touched one of the bells. Soon he was sent to the tree by the jounin who didn't even drop a sweat.
And Kakashi disappeared.
"Where up, right, left?"
"How about underneath." the so called genius looked down and...
"Inner Deception Jutsu!" this is entertaining.
And the Uchiha sank into the ground. Leaving nothing but his head with his duckass hair out.
'Who next?' Thinking over who his next victim was, he soon grinned. A scary one, to be exact
he thought. Oh yes he was having fun and loads of it too.
Sakura was hidden near the bushes, searching for Sasuke. "Sa...sa...ku...ra..." She turned around to see a half-dead shinobi, which also happened to be Sasuke.
"AHHhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" she fainted.
Kakashi sweat dropped. Now the only one left would be Naru. Now this was going to be difficult. She was near his level when she was 8 and now she probably surpassed him. He sighed, he wouldn't be able to read Icha Icha, and he was at the good part too.
Form the tree Naru chuckled at her teammates; they sure knew how to entertain someone. Reaching inside her box she found nothing in it.
Sigh, she had no more pocky. '
She jumped down, and landed without making a noise. Quick with stealth she found her prey. It seems her prey was indeed looking for her. She started placing a trap near by. Soon Kakashi stepped in the trap 'what the?' he thought as he dodge the trap to only have kunai being thrown. Quickly dodging he stepped on the ground were another trap laid.
Though the trap was kind of original it was heavily concealed. He quickly stepped on the tree to only have it trigger another trap.
Forming the write seals she held the last seal waiting silently for her prey to appear, her traps made sure to lead him this way. Soon she spotted gray hair, she said in a low voice
!" and soon an enormous ball of flame in a shape of a dragon came from her mouth. She smirked Itachi wasn't the only person who thought her. Will
Kakashi was distracted she threw some kunai towards Kakashi while Kakashi was busy she used a kage bushin and inner deception to grab the little orange book and quickly escaped.
She opened the book and read the first page, she continued reading thinking it was normal that is until she reached page 4.
"A one eye scarecrow open pervert."
She made a quick mental note, which was to look for a head.
A few minutes later she looked at her watch, 1 hr left.
She soon found Sasuke. She leaned down and started to dig him out. "I don't need you help."
"Well unless you can get your big head out of their under an hour then I'll say you could do it yourself or at least try to use Iruka-sensei's lesson about Underneath the Underneath to try figure out the purpose of this exam." Naru looked at the Uchiha "Thought about it yet girly boy?"
"I'm not girly. And I can get the bells myself. I don't need your help dead-last." he said though he body stuck to ground and head popping out probably wouldn't convince anybody.
Sighed this was going to take long. "Uchiha how many teams did Hatake-san said would pass?"
"3"
"Good now how many people are on each team?"
"3"
"Good now that we got that concept down, every genin team has three genins, now think about Hatake-san's test. He said we have to get both bells never how we have to get them. Also every genin teams that have passed are made up of three cells or have you ever heard of a genin team with only two genin. So 27 graduates only nine pass, 66.66 percent actually pass. Well you do the math."
Realization hit Sasuke as he saw Naru's smirking face.
"Anyway I don't feel like digging you out and we till like 40 minutes left and also we have to find Haruno." With that she punched the ground. The ground underneath her knuckles caused a small crater towards Sasuke that loosened enough for him to get out. "Now Uchiha let's find your stalker."
Sasuke notice that while they were walking Naru's step where silent. Looking back at her she looked at him with a curios glance and he well ".."
Both looked around and when they found her she was sleeping. "Wow all here I thought she couldn't fall lower." She poked Sakura with a stick. "Wake up." nothing.. "Sasuke's watching you drool." Soon she woke up and started to whip her mouth. Her cheeks were red from embarrassment.
Soon her thoughts went back form earlier and she latched on Sasuke "You're alive Sasuke-kun!"
"Get off." she quickly got off and looked at Naru "What are you doing with Sasuke-kun Naru-baka!"
"Uchiha handle you're puppy."
"Im not a dog!" replied an angry Sakura. "Sakura shut up. We need a plan."
"Technically I already have the bait." She said pulling out a very familiar orange book.
Both Sakura and Sasuke looked at the book with curiosity.
10 minutes Later ...
To say Kakashi was pissed was an understatement. Kakashi was furious that little whatever she was had stolen his 'precious' and now he couldn't find her. Naru let a bit of her chakra out.
He saw his 'precious' under a tree and happily ran to her. This only triggered another trap. Sasuke form the tree bark threw some kunai while Kakashi was busy towards where Sakura was and she grabbed the bells. Naru jumped down silently "Tsk..Tskit's really disappointing, to fall for a genin level trap. Age must be catching to you Hatake but then again you're hair is grey." she stopped below the book
"I'll be taking this back."
The bell rang. Kakashi sighed and poofed out.
"You pass." he said then looked at Naru. Sakura cheered, Sasuke smirked and Naru sat emotionless. He mostly passed them because Naru held his precious hostage,
"Give me Icha Icha back." she simply threw the book at him. Sasuke got up and went towards his house "Sasuke-kun would you go out on a date with me?"
"No"
"Okay." She waited for him to leave and then she walked the same direction Sasuke was gone.
She poofed out and appeared at front of Ichiraku.
"Ah Naru it's been a while. What would you like?" spoke Ayame; she was one of the few female friends she had in this village. "Miso"
A few minutes' later team 8 and team 10 came inside. "Yahoo meet the new team 8!"
Kiba said as he punches the air.
"And the new InoShikaCho team!" Both teams cheered. "Naru-chan did you guys pass?" asked Chouji as he sat next to her and Shino sat next to her left. "Hai" Kiba gave a toothy grin while Hinata said "Con-grat-u-uu-u-la-tions Na-ru-kun"
"Thanks Hinata-chan. "
"Kiba come here." She nudges over Shino and now all three were huddled in a group "Both of you have to help Hinata-chan, she seriously lacking confidence." Kiba nodded and Shino "Hai, how was you're team?"
The three broke up "Uchiha as you both pointed out is an arrogant prick. And Haruno is his ever most loyal follower and it so happens our sensei a one eye open pervert. All in all I have one weird team."
Why? Out of all of the students and sensei's, I got a fan girl, an asshole and a pervert.'
"Hey why don't you give him a kick in the nuts to teach him a lesson?"
'No not now kyuu.'
Shikamaru padded Naru on her back "Sounds troublesome."
"Oh it is." beside her Chouji and Kiba couldn't help but nod. "So who your sensei?" she asked Kiba. "Her name is Yuuhi Kurenai." 'So Shino, Kiba, and Hinata have the genjutsu mistress as their sensei. That's good form what I heard from Kurenai's reputation she'll help Hinata, and hopefully get Kiba to talk less, and Shino to talk more." She saw Kiba talking while eating and Shino made no movement. 'Like I said, hopefully.' While she was in her thoughts she didn't noticed the glare that Ino sent her.
"So Shika, Cho who do you have?" Chouji looked up from his chips and Shikamaru sighed
"His name is Asuma."
Naru thought as she looked down at her half-eaten bowl, this was her ninth bowl.
"Want to go watch the clouds?"
"Sure." Quickly finishing her last bowl of miso she and Shika headed out.
She never noticed the heated glares that were sent to Shikamaru, and the one glare that
was sent to her.
With Shikamaru and Naru...
Naru and Shika were watching the clouds. Naru sighed no matter the problem when she looked at the clouds she couldn't help staring and then she would forget. The clouds were so free. No ties, nothing, but do what they wanted.
"Are you alright?"
"Yes."
"Are you ever going to tell the others that you were in the ANBU? Actually the ex- captain of the ANBU? "she sighed; she had no idea what brought that up.
And yes Shikamaru was too smart for his own good. A few months after she came he was able to figure it out. She asked him if he was going to tell anybody. His only response was his famous troublesome and gave a small smile.
Like a promise 'not until you're ready.'
A/N
well that's it for now. Oh and if think Itachi is a bit OC think about Naru/Naruto ability to open up a person after spending time with them. No matter girl or boy that's one thing that makes him special.
Just to make it clear I won't be updating in a while, to see why look at my profile, should be before the stats of all my stories.
Ja ne! For now anyway