...DxD Location Somewhere in Italy...

Base sequence: human genome confirmed Alignment: Chaotic-Neutral" "Fingerprint, Voiceprint, and DNA authentication cleared. Magical Circuit assessment complete." "Username matched."

"We hope you enjoy your time here."

The first thing I noticed when I was rayshifted was; blurry.

I try to move my body, but it felt like it wasn't mine for some odd reason.

Gradually the shapes and edges of where I am began to take shape when I open my eyes.

I tried to speak, but no words came out, rather it's more like I spoke some gibberish rumblings. I then yelled, shouted, roared, but it seemed something is preventing me from talking. I felt something was put in my mouth. I tried to touch my face, but I found out that I had no strength in my hands or legs. I felt like I was being lifted and carried.

I know I don't eat that much, but this is ridiculous! It felt like I'm being held in the crook by someone while being fed something that taste like milk! Who was carrying me, a giant a monster?!

I felt fear. Usually I'm not the type of person who easily gets scared of something. I get a lot of death threats all the time being the son of the President in all.

Talking and trying to communicate was useless. So I did the only thing I could do in this situation. I wailed and I cried. But then I was caressed by the one who was carrying me.

"Ufufu... there there master."

"Master... Master please stop crying there there." the woman caresses my cheek.

"I know you're afraid of this new experience but, fret not. Even if you were to reincarnate to another world a thousand times over... Mama would still find a way to be by your side so don't cry anymore master there.. there..."

"Ah...(no way..)..." I say as my vision began to get clearer.

"Ufufu... how lovely. It feels awfully refreshing to serve you not as a servant, but as mother this time around."

Putting the dots together. I did what normies would do in this situation.

This is just a dream right?! Did I just get reincarnated into another world clutching my smartphone as baby while being held by someone who looked exactly like Mama Raikou!?

Holy shit! And did I just suck on her oppai just now?!

...17 years later Kuoh Academy...

"...If you're gonna peep you should have just used binoculars y'know?" I said as I spotted the boy who is one of the three childhood friends I have in this new world...

"Aah En! You startled me!" My Childhood friend said in a surprised tone from the bush.

Looking at my Childhood friend he is a high school student of average height with short spiky brown hair, with two short locks of hair behind his head, and light brown eyes.

"Seriously man the bush as the hiding spot again? You need to step up your game, you're lucky that I was able to save your sorry ass last time" I sighed.

"Hey! If Matsuda didn't yell where I was I wouldn't have been caught!" He retorted

"Whatever you say Ise... Just make sure you're still alive on Saturday to join our Game Club on the Game Expo this weekend ok?"

"But of course! To see Mashu-chan and other beautiful girls in cute cosplay outfits...I definitely wouldn't miss it for the world even I'm killed!" Issei gives me a thumbs up while his nose is bleeding.

"..-_-.."

"Oi En Wh-Why are you looking at me like I'm some sort of pitiful creature? Don't you ogle Mashu-chan when she takes off her glasses too you hypocrite?!" Issei says in protest.

"...You got me there, but unlike you I have the decency to rejoice internally rather than faint from a nosebleed dumbass." I retorted.

"Anyways let's get you out of here before Katase and and her Kendo lackeys hit you with there large sticks again"

"Ah! But the kendo girls are just beginning to remove their cloths! I'll be able to see their oppai! It's just getting to the best par-"

"GGHAAAA!"

Issei went silent when we both heard someone screaming. If I had to take a guess Matsuda got caught and soon Motohama will be joining him soon as well.

"GAAAAAAH! NOT THERE! DONT STRIKE ME THERE!"

"You were saying?"

"Please continue to be my friend forever!" Issei said while bowing his face low on the floor.

(*Sigh* why did I befriend this ass again? Oh..right the neighbor cliche thing...)

"Oi Phone Geek." A familiar female voice called to me as I was standing where Issei was currently hiding. I turn to see Katase standing with a shinai tightly held in her hand.

I could see Issei becoming pale where I asked him to hide in, but I kept a calm expression while rolling for the new Artemis Alter in my phone.

"Ah? Well if it isn't Forehead, and the Stick club. May I ask why I'm being surrounded?" I asked in an uninterested tone in my voice as I press the 10x roll repeatedly.

"Don't play dumb pervert sympathizer, we just caught two of the perverted trio peeping on us... where's Hyoudou?"

"As you can see he's not here right now is he? I asked him to do a few errands for our club."

Katase narrowed her eyes at my statement.

"And even if I knew where he is, just for the fun of it I won't tell you Forehead, so can you leave me now? I'm sure the Student Council won't like it if I reported to them that your Stick club were beating up fellow students instead of reporting them for breaking the rules right?" I said calmly.

"Those are some tough words Nerd but do you have the actions to back it up? You dont have proof." Katase smirked, but I'm apathetic to the situation and yawned.

"Well seeing as you guys won't back down, I guess I'll post this recording of you guys beating up the the two pervs in our school's social site.. for all to see even Kaichou." I grinned sadistically a bit and Katase along with the other kendo club members turned pale.

"You sneaky little...Fine! you win again this time. But don't think you'll be able to protect that scum all the time." Katase and her club glare at me menacingly before they turn around and leave.

"Thanks for the save En, man that was close." Issei come out from his hiding spot and sighed in relief.

"'Welp, That's my queue to leave, so, see you later." I waved my hand and leave, my classroom is different from his after all.

"Hey look. Its Enzo…"

"What does Mashu-senpai see in that plain looking guy..."

I groaned mentally from the murmurs, but I continue fiddling with my smartphone (Fucking give me Artemis Alter already damnit!)"

[R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, R Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu, SR Before Awakening, SR Steel Training Naked Kirei.] (Bloody hell!)

"Look! It's Mashu-senpai!"

"She looks as pretty as always."

"Glasses..."

"Enzo-senpai hey!"

"Fou, Fou."

I notice someone calling out to me from the set of squeals from the girls and some guys around me.

I turn to my right to see Mashu with Fou on top her head standing right beside me and I nodded back.

You're probably wondering why me and Mashu still look to have the same age even though I was turned into baby right? Funny thing about that... When I tried to summon a servant other than mama Raikou back when I was a baby I ended up summoning a baby Mashu instead. That's why mine and Mashu's age at the current time are the same.

"What happened? You almost didn't make the bell Mashu." I ask her while my eyes were still glued to my smartphone.

"Ah, sorry for worrying you senpai... me and Fou couldn't help but wonder outside...the modern world is truly incredible. It's full of information I couldn't learn in Chaldea...Every day leads to new discoveries!" Mashu says with stars in her eyes and enthusiasm in her voice.

"What about you senpai, why were you almost late too?" She ask while still smiling at me.

"The usual, saving Issei from being beaten up by the Stick club" I sighed a little and she laughs awkwardly.

"It's not my place to comment on the hobby of a healthy 18 year old boy, but shouldn't you help get rid of some of Issei-senpai's perverseness Enzo-senpai?"

"Yeah I could try and do that, but Issei wouldn't be Issei if he's not a perverted idiot." I said with a straight face, making Mashu giggle.

"Well, that's true, anyways the bell will ringing soon, lets get going or we'll be late for our next class senpai." Mashu runs pass me and waves as I nodded while continuing to push the 10x quartz roll.

...Lunch in the Club Room...

"You have a what?!" "Fou?! Fou?!" Me, Mashu and Fou yelled in shock at Issei's declaration.

"It's true I got a girlfriend!" Issei says with an annoying smirk.

While Issei is taking this farce as a good news I'm not!

I mean who in their right mind would date Issei?!

"Her name is Amano Yuuma, she asked me out just before I got to our club room." Issei says with an annoying grin on his face.

"Err... I don't mean to mock you with this question Ise-senpai. but don't you find it strange that some random girl is asking you out on a date for no apparent reason? Shouldn't you have asked her why she wanted to go out with you?" As expected of Mashu, she was able to explain very clearly what me and Fou wanted to convey to this idiot.

"That hurts Mashu-chan! Don't you find me charming at all?!" Issei said with tear filled eyes, and we just stared at him like the lowly creature that he is.

"Um..."

"Do you need to ask the obvious?"

"Fou...Fou."

"No way...Even Fou too.. You hurt me Guys..." Issei sulks in a hurtful tone near a wall in our club room.

"But what Mashu said is true y'know. You have to be careful okay?" I said with a tinge of worry in my tone and Issei nodded.

"Don't worry guys! I'll introduce her to you all tomorrow before our date. You guys have to see her, she's a real beauty, with really big oppai!" Issei leaves the clubroom with a perverted grin that makes us question if this girl was right in the head even more.

When Issei was finally nowhere in sight. Hassan Serenity materializes before me and whispers into my ear.

*Whisper...whisper whisper.*

"Hmm...Is that so?...then thank you for your hard work, you can rest now." I pat Serenity's head for a job well done.

"Ah... For you to keep touching me even now... Thank you, very much. Master. If I can be of use to you once again, then please don't hesitate to summon me ok?"

"Will do." I said as I caressed her head reassuringly.

Serenity flashes me a bright smile and goes back to my smartphone.

After Serenity disappeared. I then wore a serious expression on my face and stuffed my smartphone in my pocket.

"Mashu...I need you to tell Asia and Tarasque to postpone their flight.. we're gonna be quite busy tomorrow and we wont be able to pick them up."

"*Sigh*... According to Serenity's intel the girl Issei is currently dating was spotted near the abandoned church, where people were frequently disappearing mysteriously."

"She could also be related to the recent murders throughput the town and could be a threat." I said with utmost seriousness.

"Understood. I'll call Asia-san right away anything else Senpai?"

"Yeh, tell her not to give money to strangers."

As her childhood friend I really love her, but there were times when she's just too kind for her own good... Well I do kind of feel at fault too for not guiding her enough and leaving her as she is the church when I moved to Japan...

(I guess I have a lot to teach her huh...I wonder how I should show her Japan..)

"Roger that. Don't worry. I'll make sure your feelings get through to her senpai." Mashu says with a thumbs up as she leaves the clubroom.

"Fou~~Fou."

"Oi! Mashu what's with that weird phrasing just now? You're gonna make her misunderstand me yknow. geez..."

(I blame Issei for this... That idiot...What did you get yourself into...)