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Nikki p.o.v
After everybody had calm down, thanks to Jasper, we was now doing our own and I was in our room laying down, when Alice came and yelled shopping. I love shopping ! That's the thing Rosalie,Tanya,Alice,Kate,and I have in common. Bella and Leasha don't like it too much. They said they rather read than to go shopping for stuff that we don't really need .Umm.. we need clothes to wear! That's stuff we need! I remember one time they gave me a book to read. I threw that book right outside my window. Hellloo! I don't want to read a damn book. That's why they made school for.
Anyway,everybody except Carlise and Esme,who probabliy banging in their room right now before she leave for wife swap the next day, had to go . Yay! My Ty gets to come with me.
"Alice, why do we have to go shopping with you girls?" Emmett whine
"Because I had a vision that the new 'mom' is expecting to come to a poor shack or something. So since Esme told us to never clean the house are going to buy some new stuff for the house!" Alice said excitedly, clapping her hands together while Jasper and her got in Edward's volvo.
Ty,Max,Tanya,Garrett,Kate,and I rode in our black 6 door Hummer(a/n I love Hummers and I was watching Mtv Sweetsixteen when I seen this girl get a 6 door Hummer. Talk about jealous)Rosalie,Micheal,Emmett,Leasha went in the jeep.
When we arrived at the mall we got everthing we wanted for the house and some extera stuff for ourselves.
"Oh,oh,oh! Look a gold trampoline bed!"Max yelled out
"Why would we need a trampoline bed?" Tanya asked him
" So sex can be bouncy."he said in a duh voice
" Oh! I want one !" Emmett yelled
"No! You want be getting none in a long time." Rosalie said to him
"Babe, why don't you rip my dick off?It be less painful." he said back
" I would be happy to do it!" I volunteer and raise my hand . Tygrab my hand and we follwed the rest as we went into a new store.
Emmett p.o.v.
All of us went into a sex store. Yay! This my favorite store. Too bad I want be getting none in a while. I might buy some stuff for my brothers. That's a good idea! I might buy a plastic cock for Edward and see if he use it on Bella or himself.
Kate p.o.v.
After the mall, we came back to hear something we really didn't want to hear.
"Ewww! Is that ...who I think it is?" Bella asked ,knowing the answer already.
"Let's go find out." Emmett said
So we walked in the house quietly to Carlise and Esme room. We stopped at the door to hear moaning and groaning.
"Ohh Carlise it's so good! Don't stop!" We heard Esme moan out
"I won't dear." Carlise said,then more groaning and moaning
That's when Emmett open th door wide open to see ...
Esme p.o.v.
The door open suddenly to reveal our kids looking at us to see what's going on.
"What the fuck!" Nikki yelled out
"We can explain." Carlise said
"We can explain too, Esme is basically having a orgasm because you rubbing her feet" Garrett said
Everbody started laughing
Maybe this Wife Swap won't be too bad. I could I have a day away from my loving,caring (yeah right ) family.
Nora p.o.v (new 'mom')
I was watching TV when my kids came in the house with the mail.
"Mom, You get to be on Wife Swap!" My child said. Ummm...what's her name?
"YES!" I yelled "Now it's time for a victory clean you guys go clean up the whole house or you grounded for two months."
They went to go clean up the house while I watch tv thinking about how they going to be happy to have me come to there shack and fix their life.
Alice p.o.v.
I had a vision of our new 'mom' all of a sudden. When I came out of it I yelled
"THAT BITCH!'