So typing up the second chapter only really took me two days. But seriously, if I keep up going at this rate I'll have to stop in a couple of chapters to think up more ideas... I'll run out of my already-drafted ideas! Anyway, enjoy ^.^

Chapter Two: Transformers, TVs and Fire

Absolutely everybody seemed to of been in town that day. Well, minus a large idiotic purple cat who was sitting around somewhere with a fishing rod. And everybody, minus that one, was now locked in combat with one monster of a robot.

"What is this thing?" Amy called out, as she hammered at the robot. "I can't even put a dent on it!"

"An Eggman robot?" Charmy suggested.

Shadow laughed. "It's way too good for someone like him."

"All his inventions are doomed to fail in the end." Sonic yelled, spinballing into their foe.

Tails cleared his throat. "The robot is mine, and it's-" He paused to dodge a missile that flew toward him. "A Transformer."

"You built a Transformer?!" Sonic asked in disbelief.

"What the fuck is a Transformer?!!!!!!" Knuckles asked in frustration.

"THE ROBOT!" They all yelled at him.

"What a dumbass." Rouge said, loud enough for everybody to hear.

At that moment, the Transformer dropped a bomb on the ground. Anybody close quickly ran away from it, expecting it to explode any minute. But it didn't.

At the same time, the Transformer spoke in a monotonous computerized voice. "SHIT. BOMB WAS DUD."

"Tails, you rule." Amy stated.

"But those bombs are supposed to detonate on contact with any object after being released!" Tails cried out in disappointment.

"Whose side are you on?!" Silver asked him, stopping a heap of bullets in mid-air with his psychokinesis.

"I'm so confused." Tails said in return. "I don't know how everything could go so wrong! This guy's supposed to be an Autobot, and they're good, not bad."

"It has the Decepticon symbol on it." Sonic stated spinballing again.

"Oh."

15 Minutes later.

BOOM!

The bomb that had been sitting dormant for the last quarter of an hour had finally exploded. It damaged and knocked over quite a bit of the surroundings, but more importantly, it managed to separate a certain allied robot's head from the rest of his body.

"Omega!" Shadow was next to him (well, his head anyway) in an instant.

Rouge sighed. "Shadow, Omega's a robot. Everybody knows that robots don't have true pain. And we can fix him later."

"You do kinda have a point," Shadow replied, moving the robot's head to the other half of him.

"Thanks for your understanding. Now stop wasting time worrying about a hunk of scrap metal and get your sexy ass over here now!" Rouge demanded.

Shadow sighed. I'm gonna have to talk to her about that after this. He thought, chaos-controlling behind the robot and kicking from the back.

"Wait- Shadow- Not fair- Come back- Rouge- Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Don't leave me!" Omega whined loudly.

About half an hour later...

Silver yawned as he floated above the Transformer's head. "This is taking waaaay too long..."

Sonic, who was very bored with dodging the same attacks over and over, wondered aloud. "Maybe I could go Super and end it quickly?"

"That'd be a waste of energy." Shadow answered, and he began charging up a chaos spear. Rouge stared at him.

"Contradicting yourself?" She asked. He glared at her with a look that would translate as 'Shut up or else' and prepared to release the spear.

Tails suddenly ran in between the Transformer and everyone else.

"Can't we just all be friends?" he suggested out of desperation.

"SMALL ORANGE FOREST CREATURE HAS GONE MAD. RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION." The Decepticon boomed, launching another wave of missiles and bullets.

"Why does it feel like I'm having déjà vu?" Shadow said.

"Who knows?" Rouge shrugged, taking a quick glance at Omega.

Even later.

Still nobody had been able to make a scratch on the huge robot. Until shortly after I typed that sentence, because then Sonic managed to knock off the robot's machine gun.

"Fuck!" Tails groaned. "Be careful! Do you know how long it took me to build that Transformer???!"

"3 days?" Knuckles guessed.

"Tails don't swear!" Sonic yelled. "You're like 10! 10 year olds don't say stuff like that!"

Shadow sighed, annoyed. "I hate this guy. It's taking too long, I've had enough."

"Well get rid of him then already!" Rouge demanded.

Shadow smiled (I love it when he smiles...) and charged up chaos energy.

"Chaos Rift!" he yelled, creating a huge rip in the sky and sending a giant ball of energy at the Transformer, knocking it towards the rift.

The Decepticon managed to pull off a girlish scream even with its computerized voice as it flew backwards.

"What a sore loser." Shadow said, as the giant inter-dimensional hole faded away.

Meanwhile, Tails was chucking a spazz attack.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" he squealed, rolling around on the floor kicking and screaming like a kid who lost his favourite toy. "All that work, all that expensive material! All gone!!!!!! DAAAMMMMMMNNN YOOUUUUU!!!"

"You could always make a new one?" Cream suggested, trying to make him feel better.

"NO WAY IN HELL!" Everyone else yelled simultaneously.

Tails yawned as he headed for the sofa, clasping a plate of peanut butter and jelly toast. Looking around, he wondered why the TV was on. He was sure he'd turned it off before bed...

And then he realised. Sitting on the floor, in front of his sofa, were Knuckles, Amy, Cream and Silver. Lounging on his sofa was Rouge, and standing in the corner of the room was Shadow.

"What are you guys doing here?" He asked them.

"Sorry for coming without warning," Amy said. "My TV blew up yesterday, so I decided to use yours. The others kinda... followed me here, I guess?"

"I'm here so that next time something weird happens I might know what you're all on about." Knuckles explained. "Oh, oh! Guys, last night, I had a dream. Sonic will be on TV shortly."

"What?" Everyone stared at him. "WILL be? How would you know that?"

"Well..." Knuckles began.

Suddenly an advert for an Animal Rescue show came on TV and shots of different animals appeared on screen. And when the kitten was on—

"Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzeeeeee!!!" Silver yelled loudly, jumping to his feet.

"Oh no..." Amy groaned.

Then, coincidentally, an ad for Whiskas cat food came on straight after, and Silver went into spazz attack mode. "BLAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed repeatedly, and everyone cowered on the floor (or sofa) covering their ears.

Next thing you know, the TV went flying through the window. "OW!" A familiar voice cried, and they all ran over to the hole where the window used to be to look out. Something blue protruded from underneath the wreckage that was once Tails' television.

"Unfortunately, your TV is stuffed. Luckily, the one who got hurt is only that dickhead down there!" Shadow laughed and pulled out a camera.

"Shadow, don't swear in front of the kids!" Rouge hissed.

"Pfft. One of them already swears anyway..." Shadow replied.

"Stop being a smart-ass." She muttered back.

"Now who's swearing?" He said. She glared and turned her back on him.

While they were arguing, a pink hedgehog realised who it was under that mess of a TV. "OH MY SONIC ARE YOU OKAY?!" Amy squealed and smashed a huge hole through the wall just to get to him while everyone else ducked for cover.

Suddenly Knuckles was yelling "I TOLD YOU SONIC WOULD BE ON TV!!!"

"But the TV is on him..." Tails sweat-dropped. "Who's going to fix my house???" He whined.

"You are," Amy told him, strangle-hugging Sonic as he became conscious again.

"Oh...god." Sonic choked. "Amy... get off!"

Amy smiled evilly. "If you let me hug you for a whole five minutes I'll buy you whatever you want for dinner..."

"Fine..." He grumbled, and she loosened her hold on him.

"Take us too!" the others told her. "We'll pay for ourselves."

A few hours later.

The group of friends walked up to a takeaway drive-through together, eager to get some food in their stomachs. Walking straight past the speaker box, they went to the first window. A young lady stood inside, staring intently at the screen of a laptop she had with her.

"Hello..?" Amy asked, watching the human.

"Oh sorry!" the girl said, turning to them then jumping backwards when she noticed there were a bunch of walking, talking animals in front of her. When she recovered, she said, "Sorry, but the drive-through is for cars and other vehicles only. You'll have to go in the fro-"

"Cars?" Sonic blurted. "Who needs cars when you can do this?" He proceeded to run back and forth down the drive-through in a blue blur before finally pulling to a stop in front of the window. The human was shocked.

"Uh... um... okay, I'll let you off just this once..." she mumbled. "What would you like to order today?"

Amy pushed Sonic out of the way, and then glanced at everyone quickly. "Okay, we'll need three kid's meals..."

"Who's the third one for?" Sonic asked, knowing that two were for Tails and Cream.

"Knuckles." Amy replied. "What do you want, Rouge, Shadow?"

Rouge smiled at her. "Anything. I'm not really in a picky mood today."

Amy ordered the same thing that she wanted.

"Shadow?"

"Just a burger and chips..." He said.

"Which one?" Amy asked.

"Any."

Then she looked at Sonic.

"I want two chilidogs!" He exclaimed.

Amy smacked her forehead. "They don't sell chilidogs here, idiot!"

The lady at the counter looked at the hedgehogs. "Actually..." She began.

Amy couldn't believe what she said next.

The friends were just down the street from Amy's house, where they planned to eat together, when they noticed an odd orange glow up ahead.

"Is someone's house on fire?" Tails thought aloud.

They began to walk faster, curious.

"Don't tell me..." Amy said slowly.

And then they all realised.

"HOLY SHIT, MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!" the pink hedgehog screamed, nearly dropping the paper bag with all their dinners inside.

As she chucked a tantrum, they heard the mysterious giggle. The same one Tails had heard back when he was finishing his Transformer.

"Hee hee hee!"

Somewhere, in another dimension, a world unknown to those in the realm of Sonic, a fox-created Decepticon stirred.

"ALL SYSTEMS STARTING UP. SCANNING AREA."

It appeared that the Transformer was in some kind of village, full of strange people with bands on their heads. It turned its own head a full 360 degrees before stating to itself, "BLONDE NINJA WANNABE DETECTED, CARRYING POWERFUL FOX DEMON THAT MAY BE OF GREAT USE TO DECEPTICON FORCES IN FUTURE."

It began trudging in the direction of the boy, wreaking havoc upon any building or person in its way. Switching to its native alien robot language, it transmitted a message into space. "Calling all Decepticons. This is Sore Loser. I have acquired a new target."

"This is Starscream." A voice came in return. "Who are you?"

"I am Sore Loser."

"What did you just call me? You're gonna pay for that!"

And just at that moment, the ninja boy noticed there was a giant robot walking toward him. Of course, even though Naruto would usually want to fight anyone that came along, a giant robot was just a bit overwhelming, so instead, he screamed like a girl.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!"

And then an alien meteorite zoomed in from space and crashed into that giant robot.

To Be Continued in Chapter Three: The Dark Side of Life

Please, if you have any ideas on what could happen in future chapters or how to improve on already-written chapters, tell me!