Now, you're probably thinking something like
"Who is Adrien?"
Well, if you were patient, I could tell you. So please, wait a moment while I try to explain the perfection that is Adrien through mere words. I cannot convey his flawlessness, but I will try.
Adrien Agreste is the sun to my moon. He is perfection and love.
He is the yin to my yang.
He is beauty. He is grace. If you take him I'll punch you in the face.
"What does he look like?"
Well, imagine a pretty boy. Prettier. He is a model. Smooth, tan, perfect skin. Blonde hair that sparkles in the sunlight. His green eyes are like emeralds, perfect emeralds with eyelashes that would make any girl jealous. He has a cute little nose and perfect ears.
When he smiles, it lights up the whole world. Not actually, but it feels like it does.
He's a good guy too. Lots of pretty boys are douches, but not Adrien. I have never seen him say a single mean thing. He stands up for others and and does what's right. He is courageous and strong. And so talented.
He fences. And plays piano, and speaks multiple languages. Not to mention, he is at the too of our class. He is the most graceful person my I've ever seen, except for maybe Chat Noir. Chat is graceful like a Cat, Adrien is graceful like a swan.
He is kind and caring. He is smart and funny.
Mostly.
His one flaw is puns. For whatever reason, he loves them. Cat puns, death puns, baking puns, you name it. He can't get enough. They make him smile though, and his smile is enough to endure hundreds of puns.
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The biggest problem is that his puns are like Chat Noir. Chat is my partner in crime-fighting. I'd trust him with my life, even if he annoys the crap out of me. All he does is flirt and make puns. And save Paris, so the puns are forgivable.
Sometimes I can't stand Chat Noir. He calls me his Lady, his Buggaboo, his love. He flirts with everyone though, so I never know what is sincere. He has saved my life on multiple occasions and I truly couldn't have a better partner, but he is obnoxious.
Stupid Chat. He annoys me at night and during patrols. He is there during every battle, helps with every akuma.
Now he is invading my story about love.
If I look at it, he might actually love me, but no one can flirt that much or that obnoxiously and be sincere.
Still, we have a bond.
I am creation and Chat is destruction. Ladybug and Chat Noir. I am good luck and he is bad.
He is my best friend, a great partner, but a terrible flirt.
You probably think I'm exaggerating.
I'm not.
Just yesterday we had a conversation that went something like this.
Chat: "Buggaboo, can I tell you something?"
Me: "You're my best friend. You can tell me anything."
Then he smirked at me. Like an actual smirk. He looked like he was going to laugh.
Chat: "we would be a purrfect couple."
He had the audacity to suggest that we would date. And with a pun. That boy is annoying, aggravating, truly the opposite of me.
It's not that I don't care about Chat. I do. I care a lot. I care about Chat in the same way I care about Alya. Care for a friend.
...
Nothing like what I feel for Adrien.
I'm so sorry. I lost my train of thought. This story is about Adrien. The focus should be Adrien, not Chat. I love Adrien. I think that we are soulmates.
No one is truly perfect, but Adrien, he's pretty damn close.