Disclaimer: Don't own: TDI. Do own: what little sanity I have.
Song: Disturbia
By: Rihanna
Performers: Izzy, Noah/Cody (backup singers)
Reason for picking song: Song seems to fit her.
Warning: This chapter has slight yaoi, BL, slash, whatever U wanna call it.
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Ch. 1: Izzy's Mind is a Disturbia Indeed
(Cody and Noah walk into what appears to be a screening room)
Cody: Dude, why are we here?
Noah: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god, watching everything? You know with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Cody: What? I mean, why are we here? At this set?
Noah: We agreed against our will to be backup singers/dancers for Izzy's video.
Cody: Oh yeah.
Izzy: Hiya guys!
(Cody startles, jumping into Noah's arms)
Izzy: (giggles) Sorry about that.
(Noah smiles at Cody, who glares back at him; Noah drops Cody)
Izzy: Welcome to the set of the first Izzycam music video!
Cody: Izzycam?
Noah: It's Izzy's public web show.
Cody: Public web show?! Uh, I didn't sign up for this.
Izzy: Actually, you did. (holds up contract) Outfits are back there.
(A bit later, both boys are wearing tight black jeans and black tank tops. Noah's shirt has a medieval dragon silhouette design while Cody's had a spiderweb design. Izzy is wearing a costume like Rihanna wore in her "Disturiba" video. Cody notices Noah checking him out)
Cody: (growls)
Noah: (growls back, only more seductively)
Cody: (backs off)
Izzy: You guys can make out when we're done.
(Camera turns on, music starts)
Cody & Noah: Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Izzy: What's wrong with me?
Cody & Noah: Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Izzy: Why do I feel like this?
Cody & Noah: Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Izzy: I'm goin' crazy now
Cody & Noah: Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Izzy: No more gas, in the rig
Cody & Noah: Can't even get it started
Izzy: Nothin heard, nothin said
Cody & Noah: Can't even speak about it
Izzy: All my life, on my head
Cody & Noah: Don't wanna think about it
Izzy: Feels like I'm going insane (yeah-ah)
It's a thief in the night, to come and grab you
It can creep up-inside you and consume you
A disease of the mind, it can control you
It's to close for comfort (whoa)
INC: Put on your break lights
We're in the city of wonder
Ain't gon' play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise
Cody & Noah: Your mind's in disturbia!
Izzy: It's like the darkness is the light,
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Am I scaring you tonight
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Ain't used to what you like
Cody & Noah: Disturbia! Disturbia-ah-ah
Cody & Noah: Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Izzy: Faded pictures on the wall
Cody & Noah: It's like they're talking to me
Izzy: Dis-connecting all the calls
Cody & Noah: The phone don't even ring
Izzy: I gotta get out, or figure this sh out
It's to close for comfort
It's a thief in the night, to come and grab you
It can creep up-inside you and consume you
A disease of the mind, it can control you
I feel like a monster
INC: Put on your break lights
We're in the city of wonder
Ain't gon' play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise
Cody & Noah: Your mind's in disturbia!
Izzy: It's like the darkness is the light,
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Am I scaring you tonight
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Ain't used to what you like
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Disturbia-ah-ah
Cody & Noah: Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, (Disturbia) Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Izzy: Release me from this curse I'm in
Trying to maintain, but I'm struggling
If you can't go ho-ho-ho-ho-home
I think I'm gonna ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh
INC: Put on your break lights
We're in the city of wonder
Ain't gon' play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise
Cody & Noah: Your mind's in disturbia!
Izzy: It's like the darkness is the light,
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Am I scaring you tonight
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Ain't used to what you like
Cody & Noah: Disturbia!
Izzy: Disturbia-ah-ah
Cody & Noah: Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum, (Disturbia) Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum!
(Song ends)
Izzy: That was awesome!! That's all for today. See you online! (leaves)
Cody: Now what?
Noah: Wanna make out?
Cody: (shrugs) Eh, what the heck? My rep's already ruin 'cause of this.
(Noah moves in but notices the camera's still on. Simply smiles, pulls shirt off and tosses it over lens)
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A/N: too lazy to pick one so I'm letting the reader decide.
Read the lyrics, saw the video and instantly thought "Izzy song!" INC means Izzy, Noah and Cody singing together. And yes, the first lines are from Red vs Blue. R&R!