Its so vair hard to not be cheesy when you right from the laugh's point of view! But I am trying my best. Please R&R again because I love it.

5:00Pm,snog city

Georgia pulled away from me. Hey I was enjoying that!

"Dave, why do we always snog?" Because I can't help myself when I see Gee's face probably. But no I must say something laughish.

"It is our hormones Kittycat. We cannot blame ourselves." She looked at me then stood up.

"But I don't think I should parade my red bottom in front of you again. It could give you the horn."

"I always have the horn for you kittycat" Oops didn't mean to say that aloud. Laugh it off Dave laugh it off. "I mean I have the horn for many people including the queen." The queen? Why the queen? I could have said anyone but no I have to say the queen.

"Dave why did you say the queen?"

"I don't know kittycat." she laughed

"Why are you not horrible to me when I used you as a red herring I think I would ignorez vous you for a long time?" What is this 20 questions? I'm swimming in unsafe waters here my mouth could start talking without my say so and then who knows what could come out.

"It is vair hard to stay mad at you Gee." That seems an acceptable thing to say.

"Right but..." I must leave before I say something I regret.

"Anyway I've got to be off Kittycat you know old people to rob and such like. S'later." And I left she looked a bit confused actually, I mean what's to be confused about? I said S'later witch everyone knows means I will definitely meet up with you. Girls are so confusing. Why can't girls be simple like boys when we say something we mean it? The walk from Georgia's house takes ages. I normally only have to walk about 5 minutes to get home from school but if I walk Gee's way instead it takes a good half an hour.

5:45Pm

I have arrived at loon head quarters.

"Hello family, strike out the roasted Oxen I am home!" They are all out. Of course they would be wouldn't they?

Phone's ringing.

"Honrmiester and general laugh speaking."



"Hi Dave its Tom."

"Hi Tom if you are calling about some moss I don't want to know."

"Ha-ha, Georgia told Jaz who asked me what you meant by S'later. And will you infact be seeing Georgia later?" Wow that's got to be a record for Jaz, not subtle that girl. Like her boyfriend.

"I meant of course see you later. So yes of course I will be seeing her later."

"That's what I thought but I just wanted to check." And he hung up. What is it with girls and S'later it's clearly written in those words see you later. I will have to make myself something good to eat to think about it.

Yum, cheese on toast. I always was a vair talented chef if I do say so myself, witch I do. I wonder if I could get away with another lie in tomorrow.

10 minutes later.

No such luck mum has just come home with ten alarm clocks.

"If these don't wake you up I'm taking you to the doctor. I've always thought he was quite nice looking." Oh God no just don't talk to me about fit looking men, honestly she is my mother she should be asking how I got on at school.

"Oh yeah I got another email at work today from your French teacher. Something about being insolent. I've got to in next Monday."

"What? That's not fair! I didn't do anything."

"Obviously you did Dave and just to let you know you're grounded."

"Does that mean I can't go to school then?"

"No." And she left. She can't keep me stuck in the house for this long. It is not fair. I have my ways of distracting her though.

The phones ringing again. I will of course get it as I am trying to get my sentence shortened for good behaviour.

"Hi Dave its Rollo. Were playing footie down the park you coming? There will be girls. And that means Georgia."

"I don't know what you mean about Georgia. But yes of course I will come. I am currently under house arrest though so you will have to send Sven around."

"Alright mate he's on his way."

I ran upstairs and got my trainers out. Then the doorbell rang. Okay from the moment mum answers the door I will have precisely 30 seconds to run out. I am perched at the bottom of the stairs. One two three. Mum's answered it and.



"Yaaa lady laugh!" Sven jumped at mum and started hugging her and yodelling. I ran behind Sven and waited behind the bush.

"Oh hello Sven why are you here." Mutti said,Sven just yodelled and shut the door. Then he jumped on my back and I had to carry him all the way to the park. As soon as Sven saw Rosie he ran off and I was left crippled and hobbling over to the lads.

"Alright Dave makes it 5 a side." Tom said. "Let's play."

0ne minute later

This is just a great game of football. Rollo is stood in the middle of the pitch snogging Jools, Declan keeps looking over at Ellen whenever the ball comes his way and Tom has found an ant nest that he just had to show Jaz. Therefore I am left doing keppy upies with myself. Witch to be honest is quite boring.

"Hey Dave err long time no Dig or something!" Ellen was stood behind me I think she was trying to sound cool. It wasn't working.

"Hi Ellen are you having fun watching Dec?" Ellen blushed.

"Urgh yeah you know. But anyway do you err like Georgia or something?" She looked behind her Gee had her hands over her face and was shaking her head at Ellen.

"Yes she is a vair nice sex kitty."

"Oh right cool or something!" Ellen said and she ran back to Gee I started listening to there conversation.

"He said that you were err you know a nice sex kitty and err that's good isn't it or something?"

"Yes Ellen it is quite good. Not that I care of course because we are just matey type mates."

"Err right well why did you ask me to go and err ask like him?"

"Because I am doing a survey for froggy lessons."

"But I am in your Froggy lesson should I do it to?" I think Georgia noticed I was listening then, well I say I think I actually know because she pointed at me then her nose."

"Yes Gee I know it's large you don't need to point it out!" I shouted, I didn't mean to say that! Brain to mouth brain to mouth say something nice, quickly. "That is remember why I love it!"That was alright at least I didn't say that is why I love you like I did at the camping fiasco. Because that was an accident that shall never be repeated. Never. Not even in my mind.

6:00Pm

Walking home with the lads and girls.

"Sven do you think you could sneak me in again?" I asked he just looked at me then at Rosie and he started snogging her. Right good point well made.



"Why are you grounded anyway Dave?" Gee asked I put my arm around her and did some invisible beard stroking.

"Well my mutti has to go into school for a meeting regarding my behaviour."

"What did you do?"

"That kittycat is classified information." We had reached Gee's house now and she was looking up at me. No I am not going to snog her this time. It's not fair on her or me for that matter. I gave her a little kiss on the mouth and said

"See you later Kittycat." She did the confused face again so I said "And I mean see you later as in I will see you later okay?"

"I think I have reached enlightenment on the see you later fandango now." I laughed and she went inside and I set off on my half an hour trek home.

So there you go the secrets of see you later. Lol! I love Dave he is just to cool oh and thank you for you life story Trampy mouse it was vair interesting Lol.xx