A/N: I don't know anything. This chapter of drabbles is about The Fat Lady.
FAT LADY
68 HOME
One Gryffindor, all alone wishes that she was in her bed in tower she calls home.
"Password, " the Fat lady say fondly. As the girl passes, The Fat Lady knows she loves her adopted Gryffindors.
38 SICKNESS
The balding little man, in front of her was inspecting her painting, muttering words like, "abrasion, chalking, grime, haze, mildew"
"Well, of course I need lots of repair" she yelled, "You would to if you got hung up in a castle then got repeatedly slam for a million years"
34 TATTERED EDGES
"Hello, Beautiful. Wanna let me in for old time sake? I know the password?" the ever handsome Sirius Black asks.
"Never" The Fat Lady yells. He turns in to the dog from years before and slashes at her painting into tattered edges.
25 RULE BREAKING
"Don't you three know its after hours?" The fat lady admonishes The Marauders. Sirius Black turns to her with a roguish grin, "Well Beautiful, Its the full moon and We must help friend. Rules be damned!"
1 REALITY CHECK
The Fat Lady is holding a group of Gryffindors at bay with her impromptu coloratura. Noticing their impatient smiles, she quickly breaks the glass and lets them. She regards the glass, briefly considers an operatic reality check.