Lo^^. It's Aya again! Sorry for such short chapters, and forgetting to put one o' these in the first chappie! MUHAHAHA! A humorous story! ::Silence from you:: Well…I think it's funny. Hehe^^ ::dances in circles:: This story is really different from Lost for Words Close to Death isn't it? Anyhoo, remember to REVIEW!

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Chapter 2 - Happy times

Inuyasha got off the plane trying his hardest not to look too shaky. That was the longest, most boring thing he had ever done in the history of his life. Kagome had fallen asleep so he didn't have anyone to even talk to. Plus his baseball cap was making his ears itchy in the humid heat. Kagome's hair was sticking up from the humidity but she looked happy none the less. She dragged him along to pickup their bags and while she was doing so Inuyasha amused himself by watching the bags go round and round and round and round and-

"Come on Inuyasha! Its time to eat! I'm so hungry!!" He nodded and walked over slowly as if nothing was fazing him, but all the loud noises and smells were making his dog side beg to just run around aimlessly investigating everything. He stopped seeing a whining dog in a "pet porter".

"Why did you put the dog in there?" he ask innocently to the owner. She looked up smiling slightly. What she said surprised him.

"shdfjkshdfsf sdhfsjkdnfMSfS DfisdhfksdfSdhfiS"

"Eh? What did you say? What? Can't ja talk??" He jumped up on the chair next to her.

"What's wrong with you?"

Kagome looked over to see Inuyasha pestering a young lady. "O god."

"Inuyasha!!!! Inuyasha!!!! What do you think your doing?!" She grabbed his arm and pulled him away from the ladies face.

"I weren't doing nothing! This lady can't talk and 'er dog is scared." He pointed at the once whining, now growling animal in the cage. The lady stood up.

"dfhisjdhfds fidfhksjdhfff ifhfkdfaf afisafia!!!"

Kagome shook her head.

"I'm... sorry.. for....Inuyasha. We... don't ...talk English... sorry." The lady looked at Inuyasha with suddenly sad, knowing, understanding eyes. She nodded. And smiled happily. Kagome smiled too, knowing what she meant by those eyes and walked tugging a struggling Inuyasha with her.

"DAMN IT KAGOME LET GO!" she released him.

"Inuyasha! Not all people speak Japanese!" Inuyasha pouted and crossed his arms.

"Then what do they speak then Kagome?"

Kagome's anger melted a bit. "I'm sorry Inuyasha. How could you have known? You have never even met another person from a different country have you?"

Inuyasha shifted his eyes toward her dejected face.

"What of it?"

"People from other countries speak other languages."

"Why?" he was interested now. He unfolded his arms and walked with her as she tried to find a McDonalds.

"Because when different people live in different lands they develop their own personal language."

"That doesn't make any sense. How do people talk then? And what did you say to that... woman?

"Well, you can learn another persons language, in school I am taking English.. So I knew enough to apologize to her and make it seem that your brain was under developed."

"WHAT?! SHE THINKS I'M STUPID!?!"

"What does it matter Inuyasha? You will never see her again." Inuyasha cursed and went back into his pouting pose.

"I hate your time."

"Ok." She smiled at the lady at the counter. "Do you speak Japanese?" The woman smiled and held up her finger in the universal sign for "hold on" Kagome nodded.

Inuyasha looked on curiously.

"What is she doing?"

"Probably getting a Japanese person to take our order." Inuyasha was confuse but didn't say it. Some of his thoughts...

1. Why are people ordering things?

2. Is food already made for you?

3. It smells good...what is that smell?

4. Is that a ramen counter over there?

5. Does that say... buuuu rrr... geee r?

6. What is that other smell?

7. How many humans ARE there in the world?

8. Why did Kagome say that she was taking him "shopping"?

9. What was "shopping"?

10. Was it like her "tests"?!?!

11. I don't like tests. They always make Kagome mad at me.

"Thank you!" Kagome said happily. To the new guy at the counter. Inuyasha snapped back.

"Have a nice day!" He said, Inuyasha thought, Waaaaaay too happily.

"Hold thins Inuyasha." Kagome said handing him a tray with paper bags on it. Inuyasha sniffed inside.

"Smells good!" he burst out hungrily. She laughed and sat down at a table. Inuyasha was surprised. He had only ever eaten on the floor...

"Dig in!" She laughed. He did. He pulled out something packaged, when he unwrapped it he saw something odd. Bread, meat, and vegetables with some odd orange souse on it.

"What is this?"
"Cheeseburger." She said her mouth half-full. She chewed, swallowed, and continued "Fries too." He bit into it awkwardly. It was good! Not as good as ramen, but good! He took more hurried bites.

"Hahaha Inuyasha!" Kagome laughed. He looked up his mouth smeared with ketsup and mustard.

"What?"

She picked up a napkin and leaned over. "You're supposed to eat it, not your face!" She wiped it off.

"Erlack! What are you doing?!!" Inuyasha spat.

"You have food all over your face!"

He wiped his mouth on his sleeve.

"There?" Kagome sighed.

"Yes." She smiled then. This was fun, she and Inuyasha, in an airport, laughing and eating McDonlds. It was almost like a date... she blushed then. Inuyasha looked at her strangely as he wolfed down his fries.

"What's wrong?" She blushed even deeper and hid her face with her hair.

"Nothing! Nothings wrong!" She paused. "This is fun isn't it?"

He paused.

"Yea... I guess so." She beamed at him. Then looked down.

"Inuyasha?" he looked up innocently, his cheeks bulging. "DID YOU EAT MY FRIES??!!"

"..... no......." He said chewing as fast as he could.

"WHY DID YOU DO IT! I WAS SO HUNGRY AND-!" She was interrupted by another voice.

"Inuyasha and Kagome. Inuyasha and Kagome, your ride is here. Please make your way to floor one, section A. Thank you, that is all."

"Kagome jumped up and looked at her watch.

"KYAAAA! I THOUGHT WE HAD TIME!" She said grabbing the food.

"Eh? Don't worry Kagome." He pulled her onto his back and jumped through the people.

"KYAAA! INUYASHA! WE CAN'T DO THIS IN THE OPEN!" he laughed and kept going.

"I thought you wanted to get there don't you?" She sighed.

"Your right."

"Now were is this section A bla bla?" He asked.

"I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!"