Last time…

Inuyasha grabbed her around the waist and put a fake knife on her neck.

Kagome let out a death defying scream as he pretended to slit her throat

Everyone cheered as they bowed and left the stage and sat down at their table. "So who's next?"

Authors Note: ok the only reason I'm doin this is because of my 1st review.

kagome10678- that was awsome plz update? no thats not a question thats a command...lol jk but u have to!

Chapter 2: Dogs and Perves

"Okay. So who's goin next?" Inuyasha asked, and again the table was silent. Than the little kitsune spoke up directly at Inuyasha. "I'll sing daddy, if you and uncle Sesshomaru help me" he said. "Sure pup, which song do you wanna sing?" Inuyasha asked. "Hmmmmm How about the one we sang at mommy's birthday party?" Shippo asked. "Sure, to bad mommy wasn't their" Inuyasha said looking at kagome. She gave a sheepish smile as Inuyasha, Shippo, Sesshomaru walked towards the stage to give Joe their song. (A/N: Inuyasha and Kagome are Shippo's suriget parents…kind of)

"Okay hear is Big Dog, Insane Puppy and Wicked Apprentice singin 'Who let the Dogs out'" said Joe startin the song

(A/n: InuyashaBold, ShippoItalictSesshomaru underline)

Who let the dogs out

Shippo yelled

woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

Inuyasha barked

Chorus:

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

Verse:

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo

And everybody havin' a ball Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo

I tell the fellas ":start the name callin':" Yippie Yi Yo

And the girls report to the call

The poor dog show down

Chorus:

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Rap 1:

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast

She really want to skip town

Get back scruffy, back scruffy,

Get back u flea infested mungrel

Instrumental Chorus:

woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

woof, woof, woof, woof

Verse:

I'm gonna tell Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo

To any girls calling them canine Yippie, Yi, Yo

Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" Yippie Yi, Yo

You fetch a women in front and her mans behind Yippie, Yi, Yo

Her bone runs out now

Chorus:

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Chant:

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone

All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone

All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

(Sesshomaru and Shippo)

Rap # 2:

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

I gotta get my girl I got my myind on

Do you see the rays comin' from my eye

What could you be friend

that Benji man that's breakin' them down?

Me and My white short shorts

And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do

I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful

'Cause I'm the man of the land

When they see me they do:ah-ooooo(howl)

Chorus (5 X's):

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

The crowd cheered as they made their way off stage grinning ear to ear as they walked back to the table. "Wow that was amazing you guys you wanted to do that all for me?" Kagome said. "Well acource lil lady, you mean a lot to me and this here pup" Inuyasha said faking a southerner's ascent.

"Excuse me but I think I'll go next" Miroku said walking away, towards Joe.

"Now here is Lecherous Monk singin 'She's a Rebel'" said Joe starting yet another song

She's a rebel
She's a saint
She's salt of the earth
And she's dangerous

She's a rebel
Vigilante
Missing link on the brink
Of destruction

From Chicago to Toronto
She's the one that they
Call old whatsername

She's the symbol
of resistance
and she's holding on my
heart like a hand grenade

is she dreaming
what I'm thinking
is she the mother of all bombs
gonna detonate

is she trouble
like I'm trouble
make it a double
twist of fate
or a melody that

sings the revolution
the dawning of our lives
she brings the liberation
that I just cant define
nothing comes to mind

She's a rebel
She's a saint
She's salt of the earth
And she's dangerous

She's a rebel
Vigilante
Missing link on the brink
Of destruction

She's a rebel, She's a rebel, She's a rebel, And she's dangerous
Sango's a rebel, Sango's a rebel, Sango's a rebel, And she's dangerous

As Miroku made his way back to the table Sango gave him a hug/tackle. " Oh Miroku that was…slap you pervert!" she yelled as she slapped him. He sat up and watched a fuming sango stomp back to the table. 'what an angel' he thought.

End Chapter

There is the next chapter and no flames yet..whats wrong with you people