Looking around for people he might know, Dirk quickly gets out of his car and enters the shop, making his way to the back. Passing all the shelves of books, he reaches a door marked 18+. Opening it, he walks up the stairs and into the sex shop part of the store. The bottom was owned by Mrs. Lalonde, who actually encouraged Roxy to open the top portion. From her shop, she pointed adults and those who asked about the sign to the door. As it turns out, Porrim was a frequenter of his friend's shop. Being a model... and a few other things, she gave him a shove towards the industry. Now he was a specialty product, for Roxy's shop.
Dirk looks towards the counter as he walks in, and there sat Roxy holding a large black Dildo. She looks up, hearing someone approach, and gives him her Cheshire grin. He shakes his head as he approaches, teasing her. " I don't care how much you stretch, that thing has got to be painful." Leaning against the counter, he sizes it up. She giggles as she looks between the him and the Dildo.
" What? Don't think you could take it? I was thinking of using it in our next shoot." At the look of horror on Dirk's face, she breaks into laughter. He holds his other forearm up to it for size.
Looking her in the eye, " I don't care what you guys pay me, I am NOT shoving that thing up my ass. My virgin ass is still tight thank you very much." She sighs, setting the thing on the counter.
"I never said you had to. It would be interesting to see how much my friend could take.. but no, we just need some shots with you near it. It's up to the photographer how exactly he's gonna pose you." She shrugs, " But we did agree, no penetration in the photos." Dirk rolls his eyes at her disappointment and looks towards the back room. He may have been a male porn model... But he was still a virgin. The most he had ever done was a video with one of Roxy's new toys, which will probably be the only video he would ever make. Photos and videos were completely different levels of embarrassment.
"Is the new guy here yet? I'd rather not have your new employee walk in with me on display." Dirk gives her a pointed look. Her other employee was some girl always wearing the shop's brand of cat ears as part of her uniform. The employees get free stuff from the shop sometimes and Roxy decided she looked cute in them. He has to agree, she was kinda adorable with how she acted and stuff. She accidentally walked in on the last shoot and just started.. he's not even sure what that was exactly. The shop got more hours though, so Roxy needed a new employee.
Dirk was brought out of his thoughts by the sound of someone walking up the stairs. Looking up, he sees their other resident nerd, Sollux. He doesn't know how Roxy found him, but he's been their photographer since Porrim suggested, and Roxy convinced Dirk to do this. He walks over and helps Sollux with his equipment, heading towards the backroom with Roxy following. He leans the tripod against the wall, looking at the platform covered in a white silk. He has to roll his eyes one again at Roxy's choices in staging. Walking up to the platform, he strips his clothes off as directed, tossing them into a bin. He had gotten past the point of being shy in front of these two when he had to do that video. Once you have to masturbate with your friend's watching, you don't go back. Roxy positions him as Sollux sets up his equipment, too used to seeing him naked to care. She has Dirk posed, sitting on the bed with his knees splayed as he held the dildo to his lips. Sollux frowned at the expression on his face and suggests that he look at the camera 'teasingly' as he held it. He crouched at the edge of the bed, taking the shot.
"Holy Fuck!" There stood a shorter man in the doorway, jaw dropped as he looked at the scene in front of him, a flush slowly covering his face. Dirk lets out a sigh and drops his arms when Sollux gives him the go ahead. With a laugh, Roxy walks over to the man. Great, another one of Roxy's employees has already seen my junk. Just great. He glances over the guy, grateful that he didn't know him from anywhere. He would be dead if anyone he knew found out about this.
"You must be Karkat, the new employee?" She asks him, holding out her hand in introduction. He looks between her and her hand, briefly glancing over her shoulder at Dirk as he stretches. Taking her hand, Karkat nods, " Y-yeah, Nepeta told me about the position. I didn't expect to see anything like this on my first day though.." He trails off, avoiding meeting anyone's eyes. Dirk slips on his robe, walking over to them and wrapping an arm around Roxy.
" Sorry you had to see me in my full glory man," He smirks down at Karkat as the man blushes, " We'll be sure to warn you from now on." Dirk elbows Roxy, hoping she does indeed warn her employees to not come into the room next time. Roxy rolls her eyes at him, leaving Dirk and Sollux to finish up the shoot while she shows Karkat the ropes. Sollux just instructs Dirk how to do the next poses, taking photos when he was in position. Dirk gets dressed when they are done, Sollux packing up his equipment. He leaves as Sollux tells Roxy when to expect the new prints, Waving goodbye to Mrs. Lalonde as he goes. He was slightly embarrassed that his mother figure knew what he did for extra money, but then again Mrs. Lalonde knew everything that went on with him and Roxy. Other than Roxy, she was the only one who knew he was gay, and she tried to set him up with just about every cute guy she found. Porrim had started doing the same he had noticed, casually showing him pictures of cute models she knew whenever she came to one of the shops.
