Me: Okay, time to start this chapter off with a Yang! Get it?
Audience: (cricket noises)
Me: …
Audience: …
Me: Well, it seems both Yang and I are the only one with good humour.
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Jaune has never regret any decisions he has made in his life ever. He never regrets leaving his family, he never regrets helping her when he was a kid, he never regrets faking his way into Beacon academy and he has never ever regrets wearing a bunny onesie for bed which is currently in his suitcase right now.
Hell, he doesn't regret pulling off the massive panty raid, the world has ever seen. Jaune, Mercury and Roman pulled off a massive heist a few years ago, where they stole all the panties in Vale for the whole week and they haven't been caught. Even till this day. Sure they all punished by their friends and leader, but Jaune never regrets any of his actions.
However, today he regrets so dear heartedly that he got into a topic about weapons. Now the topic is fine and everything, but its who Jaune is talking to. It seems that the poor Arc hasn't received an important memo; don't talk to Ruby Rose about weapons! Because once she starts, there is no end to her fascination.
"… I thought that adding a grenade launcher to the prototype would work but instead it didn't. When I switched into scythe mode, the handle was too bulky and …" said Ruby as she gushes all of her knowledge on weapons onto Jaune.
Jaune wants Ruby to stop talking and he was going to tell her but looking at her made him stop. What Jaune see isn't an awkward and danger prone teenage girl, instead he sees a confident and happy girl who knows what she is talking about and isn't ashamed about how much a weapons fanatic she is. Seeing this girl- No a huntress-in-training, Jaune couldn't but help at least pay attention and answer her back.
"… I was thinking that we can probably change that bow of yours to something mechanised and- "says Ruby before she got interrupted.
"No thanks Ruby, I prefer the to keep my bow simple. It was a gift from someone, so I prefer to keep it simple." Jaune said hastily as he grabs his plain black bow and holds it close to his chest. "Besides, I prefer the classics, after all nobody appreciates a good old bow and arrow now a day."
"Are you sure?" Ruby says teasingly, "Because I think a canon will suit you more…"
"Ruby, can a canon pick up chicks?"
"Um, I think so…"
"I think about it then."
"Really!" Ruby squeals "Because if so then I am so gonna help you design it and make it and test it. And after it's all done, you are going to say 'Hey girls like my canon?' And then -"
"Whoa calm down Ruby. I said I think about it." Jaune said as he watches Ruby fangirl so much over a simple weapon.
"Oh sorry. Hehe." Says Ruby.
"Well it seems like we are at the orientation hall." Notes Jaune as he and Ruby steps into a hall full of students from the airship.
"Hey Ruby, over here!" Shouts a beautiful blonde girl that Jaune recognises from the airship.
"That's my sister, see ya." Ruby says to Jaune before walking over to her.
"See ya." Replies Jaune as he watches Ruby leaves before turning and walking to a spot near the middle of the hall. "Hmm, I wonder if there is anyone else who is nice to talk to."
Jaune looks over to where Ruby is to see if she is okay but instead he sees Weiss there.
'Huh, what is Weiss doing there with Ruby?' Jaune thought until he sees Weiss shoves a pamphlet into Ruby's face. 'Oh wait never mind. Whelp it best if I go over there and help.'
As Jaune starts to make his way over to help Ruby, he hears the end of Weiss's comment.
"… And we can talk about cute boys, like tall, long- haired blonde and scraggily over there." Weiss said in a sarcastic manner to Ruby.
'Did she- oh no she didn't. Well, Ice Queen it seems that you have declared war! After I'm done with you, no one can look at you and think you're some big shot.' Jaune thought in slight anger.
"Ahem… I'll keep this brief." States a voice from the loud speakers.
Jaune stops and looks towards the podium where he sees a Grey haired man standing.
'So this is Professor Ozpin, Headmaster of Beacon Academy.' Jaune thought as he pays attention to what Ozpin should say.
"You have travelled here in search of knowledge. To hone your craft and acquire new skills. And when you have finished, you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people." States Professor Ozpin and he looks around the room until his eyes settles on Jaune a tad longer before moving on. "But I look amongst you and all I see is wasted energy in need of purpose, direction. You assume knowledge will free you of this, but your time at this school will prove that knowledge can only carry you so far. It is up to you to take the first step, a step which shall define you are the time to come. May it be a Hero, brother in arms, or a monster, only you can decide."
As Ozpin draws near the end of his speech, his gaze travelled back to Jaune as he says the last sentence.
Jaune stands there in slight confusion wondering what Ozpin knows about him before he notices a blonde teacher taking the stage. Now if Jaune was paying attention in the ship, he would've recognise Professor Goodwitch.
"You will gather in the ballroom tonight. Tomorrow your initiation begins. Be ready. You are dismissed!" States Professor Goodwitch before leaving the stage.
At that every student started to make their way to the ballroom as instructed. Jaune turns his attention back to Ruby, and sees that she and her sister have started making their way to the ballroom without Weiss.
"Time to show off my super, ultimate, sexy, mind-blowing, chicks-digging, fantastic, chocolate coated, with sprinkles on top, comfortable, and classy bunny onesie in front of everyone." Jaune muses aloud before following along with the rest of the students, unaware that a red-haired Spartan warrior heard everything that Jaune has said and is trying hard not to laugh.
Jaune peeks out of the door into the ballroom. He sees all the guys wearing their pyjamas without their tops while the girls are just talking to one another and minding their own businesses. Not one girl was paying attention to the guys who are clearly trying to impress the girls with their abs.
Jaune sniggers at his brethren fail attempts at impressing the female population.
'All right Arc, it seems like you are the only one who can get every female attention with this onesie. Remember what would Roman say?' At that thought, Jaune thought of what his friend, Roman Torchwick will say.
"Now Jaune, I need you to remember this clearly! I'm serious! Never, and I mean NEVER, write it in capitals if you must but NEVER EVER WEAR THE ONESIE IN A PUBLIC EVENT! Unless you wish to set your reputation on fire and chuck it into a mine full of unstable dust! Just wear normal pyjamas."
"Did he really say that?" Jaune asks himself as he looks to his cute pink and white fluffy onesie with bunny slippers and a bunny hood. "Oh well. Here goes nothing."
At that Jaune puts his bunny hood up and opens the door to show his cutest and mind blowing onesie to the rest of his peers.
At the sight of a blonde-hair guy wearing a pink bunny onesie with bunny slippers and hood, everyone in the ballroom starts to laugh.
Jaune hears them but doesn't pay any heed instead he starts to strut down the room in his onesie without fear causing many more people to laugh and a few girls to wolf whistle at Jaune.
Looking around Jaune notice Ruby looking at Jaune in bewilderment with her sister, seeing this Jaune couldn't help but smirk as he makes he does a two finger salute to Ruby.
When Ruby sees Jaune saluting her, she couldn't help but start laughing at how ridiculous he looks along with her sister.
Seeing Ruby and her sister laughing, Jaune couldn't help but make a mock pain look causing them to laugh harder at the blonde teen attempts at humouring them.
Jaune walks over to them and looks down at Ruby and her sister who are struggling to breathe after the sight.
"Well it seems I manage to steal the spotlight tonight, Ruby." Jaune says as he sits down next to the two sisters.
"Hahaha, that was the best sight I have ever seen." Ruby's sister said as she starts to get her breathing under control. "You are the most fearless or idiotic man to ever wear a pink bunny onesie in front of everyone."
"It's comfortable," Jaune says defensively as he smiles at the blonde, "Jaune, Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls of the tongue, ladies love it."
At that the Ruby's sister bursts into sniggers at Jaune's introduction.
"Yang, Yang Xiao Long. And do the ladies really love it?" Yang says as she looks at Jaune's confident face and offers a handshake.
"I don't know; why don't you tell me milady." Jaune says as he accepts the handshake.
"Hmm, Jaune Arc. It does seem to roll off the tongue. How many girls did you use this line on, hmm Jaune Arc?" Yang purrs the question as she mocks flirt with the fellow blonde.
"Well not brag or anything, but you are literally the first person I used this line on." Jaune answers.
"Well I feel honoured that you deem me worthy of this magnificent pick up line." Yang says as she places a finger on Jaune's lips and slide it down to his chin. "But if you use it on my sister … I think you are smart enough to think what is going to happen."
"Don't worry, milady. I got the message loud and clear." Replies Jaune as he recognises Yang as one of those over protective sisters.
"Good."
"Yang stop bullying Jaune!" Ruby says as she watches the two blondes mock flirt with one another.
"Don't worry Ruby. Yang and I just became friends. Isn't that right?" Jaune says as he looks between both sisters.
"Yep" Chirps Yang.
"I hope so." Ruby mutters before looking back at a sheet of paper.
Jaune watch Ruby writes something before Curiosity got a hold of him.
"So what are you writing Ruby?" Jaune asks curiously.
"A letter to my friends back at Signal Academy." Ruby replies without taking her eyes off the sheet.
"Aww that's so cuuute." Yang says before Ruby throws a pillow at her face.
"Well I told them I will write since I got no friends here at Beacon Yang." Ruby says in retaliation.
"Um you forgot about me, Jaune Arc, the bunny onesie guy and your first friend at Beacon." Chimes Jaune as he chuckles at Yang getting hit in the face.
"Wait really? You mean we are friends. That means we can go shopping for school supplies and talk about guys …well in your case girls for you but really?" Ruby says excitedly as she looks at Jaune with sparkly eyes.
"Um yes." Jaune says in a slight sweat drop before noticing a certain Ice queen walking nearby. "And we can also gossip and talk about rude people like, tall, flat-chested, always scowling heiresses too"
"Ohmygosh, you are the best!" Ruby says before diving into Jaune for a hug.
Weiss hears what Jaune said and looks over and glares at him for that comment.
"It's okay, Ruby. Seriously… I need oxygen…" Jaune manages to say before Ruby lets him go.
"Oh sorry." Ruby says in slightly bashful manner.
"Aww, Ruby got her first friend. I'm so proud of you sis!" Yang says as she hugs Ruby. Well to Jaune it looks like Yang is crushing Ruby because Ruby is struggling to get free but she starting too slow done.
"Um Yang I think you are doing karma for me." Jaune says in worry as Ruby starts to grow blue in the face.
"Huh? Oh I am so sorry Ruby." Yang says in surprise before looking at Ruby and letting her go. Ruby starts to take some deep gulps of air in.
"It's okay Yang … I should've of … been … use to it already." Ruby says.
"So, made another new friends Ruby besides me," Jaune says as Ruby starts to breathe regularly.
"Does Weiss count as a negative friend. Because if so, then yes." Ruby says in slight sadness.
"Oh come on, Ruby don't be like that. There's no such thing as negative friends." Yang says trying to cheer Ruby up.
"Yang is right. There's no negative friends. Think of Weiss as a … um … Rival maybe." Jaune says as joins Yang's efforts to cheer Ruby up.
"Yes like Jaune says, think of Weiss as a rival that you can measure up to." Yang says supportively before nodding to Jaune as thanks for the help.
"Isn't rivals a bad thing?"
"No. Who said that?" "That's ridiculous, rivals are a good thing." Both Yang and Jaune starts to talk at the same time to try and make Ruby happy.
"Are you both sure?"
"Definitely." Replied both blondes.
Ruby looks at both blondes wondering if they are lying before hearing a page being turn over. Looking over to where that sound come from, Ruby sees the same girl with a bow on her head from earlier today who helped her.
"Hey that girl with the bow, didn't she help us earlier today?" Ruby asks Jaune as both he and Yang looks at the direction to see a girl in a yukata reading.
"Yes she is." Replies Jaune as he recognises the girl from earlier. Looking at her then Ruby, Jaune gets an idea that can help Ruby. "Why don't you go over and talk to her Ruby."
"Wait what? Why should I disturb her? She looks busy plus she may not want to talk to me!" Ruby says in a panic as she notices Yang looking at her with a grin.
"Come on sis lets go over to talk to her." Yang says while standing up and grabbing Ruby. When she grabs Ruby, Yang starts to pull her towards the girl reading.
"Jaune help." Cry Ruby as she looks back to see Jaune smiling and waving at her.
"Good luck."
"Jauuune."
Jaune watches Ruby getting drag away before setting up his sleeping bag near the two girls and getting in. After a while the lights go out and Jaune falls asleep. Wondering what surprises Ozpin has for them tomorrow.
The end of Chapter two. Again thank you everyone for the support. If there are any mistakes in terms of Grammar please let me know.
Until tomorrow!