A/N: I had this one rolling around in my head for a while. I hope you enjoy it!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JUDY HOPPS
VS.
LOLA BUNNY
BEGIN!
Lola:
Why, Judy Hopps, so nice finally meet you
Probably not nice for you, since I'm here to beat you
You became a cop, sure, but let's drop the act, hun
You're just the Disney version of Affirmative Action
A little thing like you doesn't deserve the spotlight
Nothing to show off, so why's your outfit so tight?
A bunny needs curves, Judy, so flaunt what you got
Oh, sorry hun, you'll never come close to this hot
I've got the skills to pay the bills, with looks to boot
I make you look childish, little Officer Toot Toot
So go back to the toy store where you'll finally fit in
Before I slam dunk you in the nearest trash bin
Judy:
It's Officer Hopps, only my friends call me Judy
Top of my class, here to serve some bunny booty
When this bunny's on duty no criminal can last
I'm too fast, cleaning these streets of mammal trash
Bullet proof vested, real world tested
Rhymes so dangerous I should be arrested
Me and against you, no surprise that you're bested
What good are you other than being big chested?
It's distressing, how your acting's depressing
Your laughable career's shorter than the crap you're dressed in
You had one role, and it wasn't good at all
Fake plastic eye candy, I'll just call you Doll.
Lola:
Don't call me Doll, you pretentious little doe
I've got more popularity in my little bunny toe
You're a prude and a sham, conservative and precious
Don't pick at my clothes, we both know you're jealous
'Cuz this bunny's got money, looks and fans galore
I'm glamorous, amorous, I leave 'em wanting more
Not afraid to show some fur, to use my assets for me
I got that body that your foxy little boyfriend wants to see
So watch me take him and all the fans you couldn't keep
And leave your emotional self under a bridge to weep
Once I step on the scene, I'll win this battle you can bet
'Cuz whatever Lola wants, I can promise Lola gets
Judy:
Where do you get off calling me a sham?
The only place we know you from is Space Jam
That flop of a movie where you 'rounded out the team'
And now all you are is just some furry's wet dream
No one takes you seriously, I earned their respect
I don't want to look like you, I've got a rep to protect
I worked hard to get my spotlight, and I don't want to share it
You got where you are by nibbling the right carrot
I give people a heroine they can all look up to
A symbol that hard work really gives what is due
You're just a trophy, sitting on the Warner Bros shelf
Anyone can be anything, so why'd you choose to be yourself?
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!